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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/4/2015 8:50:16 AM

Kittenluv954

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eh, butthurt is commonly strong when you reject someone for literally -whatever- your reason may be. usually the angry ones who are just fed up to HERE their less than stellar approach never works. on anyone.

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/4/2015 10:16:06 AM

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I expect that is where he was from, Mississippi. Somewhere around 200 miles away.

Actually, he was from somewhere in Tennessee.

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/4/2015 10:17:02 AM

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Horse apiece, about the same amount of teeth in each state.

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/4/2015 10:35:39 AM

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A Tarantino film rescued "Americans" from being used as a disparaging phrase? This has to be the most off the wall comment I have seen in the forums! Well, excluding the "tap, tap, tap" story LOL

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/8/2015 3:35:07 PM

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I only got called fat when I was 100lbs, only get called stupid by people who can't understand what I'm saying, only got called a slut when I hadn't had sex in 4 years, I've only been called lazy when working 18 hour days, I've only been called childish in high protocol.... I've always assumed "insults" mean the opposite. When I lived in the northeast I got a lot of "freak" and "bimbo" for my city style... obviously because I would show no skin while everyone else wore daisy dukes and tube tops when it was 20 below... in cali I've only been told "you aren't like other girls here" and this is where I'm from, on the east coast I got called cracker, ho, and snow bunny a lot but I was one of only a couple white kids in my middleschool. In the Northwest it was witch/demon.... being introduced for your first day at Christian school in the chapel and a large earthquake hits should probably not be followed with you pretending you control the weather... but I couldn't resist.

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/8/2015 4:50:36 PM

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In the Northwest it was witch/demon.... being introduced for your first day at Christian school in the chapel and a large earthquake hits should probably not be followed with you pretending you control the weather... but I couldn't resist.

Anyone who does this is just fucking fantastic. Anyone who reacts differently is boring.

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/10/2015 7:20:45 PM

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I know, from reading the forums, that plenty of women have gotten rather childish messages from men they have politely rejected.

These messages usually include the words "fat" and "ugly". At my age (60) "wrinkled", "saggy" and "dried up" are pretty common. I've always been curious as to why they contacted me in the first place if I'm all those things.

Recently, I moved to central Pennsylvania where it is very rural. After decades of city living I am in love with my new digs. Low cost of living, honest, non-pretentious folks and beautiful landscapes. Interestingly, when I now reject a potential suitor he often includes the adjective "redneck" to the above mentioned insults. I'm assuming it's because of where I now live.

My question: Has anyone else had insults based on where they live?

Someone told me once I had a brain the size of a small galactic nebulae.

I tried (hard) to explain to them that "no.....it's only the size a 1 or 2 fairly small galaxies"..

(They didn't care).

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RE: Humorous insults...a question - 2/11/2015 8:39:33 PM

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I was once told I was a fake because of where I lived, by a sub who expected me to hop in a car and drive about 75 miles to visit them that night.

This, from a person who had just introduced themselves and asked me about my interests. My reply, which involved mostly nonsexual interrests blended with a sardonic sexual remark, prompted the request for me to visit them, and when I said that was a bit quick...well, naturally, I was a fake.

<- is not a fetish vending machine

(Although I do consider requests, and grant them when they agree with me.)

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