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How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 6:53:49 AM   
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Okay, we wouldn't eat a hippo in one bite, we have to take it in many small portions, many servings, and one bite at a time.

Most people are ogres, like Shrek, and ogres have layers... I have to say that I am the hippo of onions and if you think my profile is overwhelming, spend a few years peeling back my layers and I'll continue to surprise, shock, and amaze you.

As you all know I am all about 24/7 TPE M/s and Primal to boot and my profile is an attempt to give you a glimpse at me, but at the very best it is a glimpse of the day in day out stuff you will see the most. I tend to shock, surprise, and strike terror in my girl everyday as she learns more about me and unravels the enigma. I like to think I am simple, but I live with me everyday and still shock muhself. Fortunately she hasn't, of yet, lost her taste for hippo.

I've seen a rash of "no limits" and "eh... I'm down for whatever" and to me it is a recipe for disaster. We're moving to 24/7, life is in the way right now, but we are chipping away at the hippo, but if I had sent her the entire hippo to digest in one sitting, she would've said "OMFG!!! You're batshit crazy!!!! I'm da'fuq outta here!" Being the BatMan villain I am, I am slowly sneaking the Bat Shit crazy in on her... kinda like slowly boiling a frog, ya know?

So... in your experience, how has hippo in one serving VS tapas hippo played out?

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:17:08 AM   
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You know the saying goes "Men make plans and God laughs" is so true. I don't believe anything in this life to be real or the end all. And it's fucking hard for us who dislike losing control and yet we maintain the unflappable disposition because it's what we signed up for. But the thing about us crazy hippos and ogres is our tenacity. The thing is knowing that there is that unique authenticity there. That we are always going to be there and always going to mean what we say. I think in this life that's what really matters. So let the tide roll in, let the wind billow through. I'll look up and yell "bring it bitch!" because I may have a bad day when I do want to cry, but you can bet your ass that there are that many more days when I will defy expectation. As far as your girl goes, you know it takes a really unique person to scratch beneath the surface. We can define people any number of ways but it's those people who really knock me off my rocker. I like my hippo chipotle style. My nerd friends somehow think I'm one of those chipotle chicks, eh why not? Hahahaha


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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:31:05 AM   
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Ok, I'll bite on this one....

Yes, being served small portions of you is the best way. While discovering your many layers that astound, fascinate, endear and plain out turn me on about you, the majority of people on this board would be shocked to hell at the depth of your tyranny. ExiledTyrant is the most fitting title.. but the deeper we go, the more correct it feels that we are compatible on all levels.

As to how much hippo another should serve me, I can't answer that as there are too many variables to even give an educated guess. I can see how at times just tossing it on the table and devouring it would be the better route, yet at other times a breaking into smaller portions would be a more encouraging direction. I think it all relies too much on the participants to even put out there what would be the best way to eat hippo.

edited to add a little more thought... cause I'm so scatterbrained

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:36:40 AM   
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And p.s. Batman villain you are not.. we've had this conversation.. lol

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:51:29 AM   
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quote:

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Ok, I'll bite on this one....

Yes, being served small portions of you is the best way. While discovering your many layers that astound, fascinate, endear and plain out turn me on about you, the majority of people on this board would be shocked to hell at the depth of your tyranny. ExiledTyrant is the most fitting title.. but the deeper we go, the more correct it feels that we are compatible on all levels.


Hey, strumpet!!! You were supposed the keep the tyranny on the down low. I'm cuddly fuzzy push over D.

Jus sayin

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:54:18 AM   
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... now ya tell me.. damnit all, damnit all to hell....

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 7:59:07 AM   
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quote:

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... now ya tell me.. damnit all, damnit all to hell....



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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 8:03:19 AM   
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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 8:24:03 AM   
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complicated people may be eaten in one serving, but not savored.

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 8:26:15 AM   
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When it comes to to the hippo sized perversion, I always start with the sexual parts that please her the most and will create an addiction she cant resist, the hippo cock! That part that satisfies and keeps them coming back to gulp down more and more hippos sized kink. Hopefully forgiving the batshit crazy part when the addiction is in full bloom.

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 9:59:41 AM   
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This is a fast reply.

I told my slut that I was batshit crazy from the start. I hid nothing. I figured that I didn't want to invest time into doling out bits of me at a time because I don't have that kind of patience. What you see is what you get with me. But hey, to each their own... besides, hippo gives me indigestion.

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 10:00:13 AM   
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Us wolfish/bear types will just stick with our usual prey, deer, moose, other small game types.

People already have a vague sense of me, it is their choice to either run away or stay. I am best taken in small doses as often one may not like what they see.

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 10:46:32 AM   
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I knew a lot about him, his ways, his demeanor because we talked by phone every day for a long time (7 months) before we finally had the opportunity to meet but I didn't have a full grasp of everything there was about him.

Seven years later, he still never ceases to amaze me with new findings about him. The amazement comes in different ways and "WTF?!?!" is just one of the ways but there's not enough WTF to scare me away. It's not that he kept anything hidden from me in a deceitful way, it's just that not everything comes out all the time.

I'm adventurous, I enjoy challenges, I don't like predictability so I hope the surprise layers keep coming. I would say he's batshit crazy but so am I and I warned him in the beginning of my batshit craziness.


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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 12:00:57 PM   
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The relationship, the control, grew organically.

However if he had not been honest about himself, if he had lied to me, it wouldn't have grown at all. I don't tolerate people who say one thing until they think they have you, and then change. Bait and switch isn't something that I give a positive response to.

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 12:49:08 PM   
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Guided by crazy sadistic lust, armed with cock, fueled by red wine and carried out by horny hippo . . .

My girl works 3 doubles in 3 days/weekend nights at a hospital. That's 39.5 hours in 60.5 hours from F 5:30 pm to M 6am. Work is a 40 minute drive so add 4 hours commute... basically she only gets 6 hours sleep between shifts. Not a lot of time to attend to Master on the weekends, much less herself. I've been sick with bronchitis and on antibiotics for the past 10 days.... which ended last night. I was very careful not to infect her, wiping light switches and doorknobs with bleach etc. I was successful, she escaped catching my plague. Between her work and my plague, I am about as randy as they come this morning. Also, not getting what's mine sets off a slightly sadistic edge to my sexuality. So I was doubly edgy.

Monday morning (today). The tired slave comes home with a sore back. She takes a pain pill and some other meds. Then she finds out happy frisky hippo Master has a carving for wine. She serves him his favorite Hungarian red, a gift she had bought him called Bull's Blood which is an Egri Bikaver wine. We share some quality time doing online shopping for even more wine because we noticed our 18 bottle wine rack is 1/2 empty.

Two bottles of wine later (I drank them not her), we go to bed. She tries to go to sleep. It was a rough weekend and her back hurt. She isn't always suffering on Mondays but sometimes she is worn out, like today. Does the horny hippo care . . . nope. Minor injuries do not affect the primal perspectives . . . and after 10 days, I wasn't just primal . . . I am a bit beyond that. I was a sadistic attention hungry human cock looking to slake my lust. It's been a over a week of contagious sexual solitude and I don't want foreplay, seductions or anything romantic, I want physical attention and sexual service. I don't care if your back hurts . . . hell, I don't care if you have broken legs and a broken jaw, I am gonna' find a way to get some. So I roll the bitch over, pry her legs apart and soon she starts whimpering about her back . . . do I care? Nope. Complain some more bitch, I like it when they cry. The caretaker in me, the one that would normally get a back massager and warm her up, seducing her first . . . well, his inner thoughts are faint echos compared to the growling hungry primal beast in my my pants. I am not only hungry, I am feeling a bit sadistic and she is lucky I don't just snap her neck to shut her up and fuck her warm twitching corpse while the flesh is still warm!!! Yuppers, hungry hippo is in full bloom.

She eventually asked permission to pee, whimpering all the way into the bathroom. I could her her whimpers echo as she got far away. So . . . being the kind hearted soul I am, I followed her in to torture her some more because she really doesn't like company in toilet. When I heard her start to pee, I came over and hugged her while she sat there. She whimpered some more. It really sounding like she was complaining to me . . . so I pried her legs open and pissed on her belly so it leaked into the toilet. Oh boy, she started sobbing, crying out loud even and muttering that now she needed a shower. LMAO . . . I tossed her a wet washrag and told her to wipe herself. She got up and obeyed but kept muttering that now she needed a shower. She's lucky I let her wipe with a rag instead of making her roll in newspapers to dry off like a dog. It was like she held the effort of taking a shower as her blame on me for the abuse . . . the extra work she would suffer cleaning up after being abused. . . . I called her a brat. I told her that her inner brat was a very rare occurrence and it was really nice to see her like this. She started sobbing even harder. I asked if she could reach deep inside and actually stamp her feet like a brat while crying? I told her to plead with me that she needed to shower to clean up . . . and she managed to let her childlike brat come out, stamped her feet and whined that she needed a shower, crying . . . and then laughing at the same time. She is truly priceless, I cherish owning her.

It is my ability to forge ahead while she cries that allows us to explore passionate and edgy places that would halt most people in their tracks. Normally her tears are accompanied with erotic sadomasochistic passion and orgasms, but this whole scene was not one of those passionate times. It truly was a hippo and a girl in distress. I liked her genuine distress while I fucked her and then pissed on her instead of her normal reaction of feeling owned and loved. She truly felt abused and pissed off, which is very rare. I am OK with that... I own her. I can wash her off, fix the damage and set her right later. I let her take a shower after I made her stamp her feet and beg for it.

She was crying in the shower so I entered, took her hand and lovingly, romantically, put my cock in it. I took hold of her pussy, lifted her chin and looked her the eye telling her never to let anything come between our bond and we will always remain connected. I told her she was a good girl and we hugged. She is curled up in bed sleeping now. Despite the fact I am the only man that has ever left her feeling raped and/or abused, she fell asleep holding my hand. She sacrificed an hour of her life to the cause of maintaining our bond on my terms, genuinely getting pissed and feeling abused to feed the hippo's desires. Me . . . well, it's good to be king and she goes the distance for me when called to do so as I go the distance for when needed. Sometimes the caretaker in me and the desire's of a Master for his property come in conflict, like this morning . . . but I'm OK with that too.

She didn't get off, have an orgasm, feel loved, warm and fuzzy or adored during our encounter. In fact, while I was hovered over her ass in bed, I told her she was physically so attractive to me, that if I knew fucking her would cripple her, it would cause me pause while I weighed the options carefully. So she was objectified, stretched to her limits emotionally and physically, experiencing genuine stress and discomfort . . . her sacrifice only rewarded with accolades and reassurance of our bond. Hippo passion is a strange and beautiful thing in my eyes.

So yes, I think I get what you mean by the whole ball of batshit crazy wax the size of a hippo. In reference to the OP, we were together almost a year before I made her feel "raped" or "abused" (like today) the first time. It was a first for her, she had never felt that way ever before. I think if I had done that on the first or second date, she might not have made it.

[edit: fixed type-Os]

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 12:57:41 PM   
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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 1:31:55 PM   
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quote:

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So... in your experience, how has hippo in one serving VS tapas hippo played out?


In my experience, it's the "hippo" that doesn't view himself in such a way that is most appealing to me.

In my mind, the "hippo" isn't someone special because he has layers. I would expect that most people do. And frankly, I would expect to be "shocked" by a lot of shit if it was just thrown to me at the outset.

With that being said, what makes a relationship one I want to pursue is not "looking forward to the next thing" he wants to disclose. I want to know what I'm dealing with, in order to make, you know, an informed decision about my relationship.



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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 1:43:08 PM   
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Wow....Fucking.....Wow!

I love reading your posts RS, the bond you and your slave share reminds me of ours. I'll be going back home the end of the month after being in PA since June. I found out years ago what I'm in for when I get back after a few short weeks of being away, after 7 months of being away..........I foresee no mercy shown.


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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 4:28:13 PM   
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~FR

It looks as if my slave is three posts away from transforming into Satan. That'll be a lot of hippo to choke down

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RE: How to eat a hippo - 2/9/2015 6:43:37 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

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Ok, I'll bite on this one....

Yes, being served small portions of you is the best way. While discovering your many layers that astound, fascinate, endear and plain out turn me on about you, the majority of people on this board would be shocked to hell at the depth of your tyranny. ExiledTyrant is the most fitting title.. but the deeper we go, the more correct it feels that we are compatible on all levels.


Hey, strumpet!!! You were supposed the keep the tyranny on the down low. I'm cuddly fuzzy push over D.

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That's why clear communication is so important

As for me, serve the hippo in small manageable bites. It's far more likely a D will get further with me if he doesn't try to do it all at once. Too much too soon and I'm outta there.

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