Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Answers to pick up lines...


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Answers to pick up lines... Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Answers to pick up lines... - 7/14/2006 9:57:49 AM   
Mercnbeth


Posts: 11766
Status: offline 		HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I ! asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE! : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/14/2006 10:00:37 AM   
doll


Posts: 296
Joined: 7/10/2005
From: Middle Georgia
Status: offline 		 Too funny, I am going to have to remember some of those.

_____________________________


Official Member Of MoGa's IN-crowd!
*sexylicious doll* as proclaimed by DRH
*dollface* as proclaimed by Lady Hib
*parkay* as proclaimed by buttah

(in reply to Mercnbeth)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/15/2006 7:44:48 AM   
sweetbbwsub31


Posts: 331
Joined: 3/22/2006
Status: offline 		Oh these are great. I am passing them along to my single friends. It's a jungle out there!
 
sub tara

(in reply to Mercnbeth)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/15/2006 9:34:11 PM   
Termyn8or


Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline 		You are BAD BAD BAD, you have no sense of...................nevermind, neither do I

BTW keep up the good work. That's great.

I am thouroughly convinced that you are demented and escaped from some high security facility, stick around !

T

(in reply to sweetbbwsub31)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/15/2006 10:14:15 PM   
IronBear


Posts: 9008
Joined: 6/19/2005
From: Beenleigh, Qld, Australia
Status: offline 		SHE: Do you have a car and a double bed?
ME: Hell yes darlin. Can you fit in with my wife and two nakid slave girls?

SHE: God your sexy!
ME: You mean I haven't fucked you yet? Strip and bend over the bar!

SHE: I want to make love with you.
ME: Sounds good to me. Go to the ladies and loose the bra and knickers.

SHE: You play?
ME: Yep I play, you pay.

< Message edited by IronBear -- 7/15/2006 10:16:05 PM >

_____________________________

Iron Bear

Master of Bruin Cottage

http://www.bruincottage.org

Your attitude, words & actions are yours. Take responsibility for them and the consequences they incur.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

(in reply to Termyn8or)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/16/2006 5:55:29 AM   
irishbynature


Posts: 551
Joined: 5/11/2006
Status: offline
He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did

He: Your body is like a temple...
She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: I'd die happy if I saw you naked.
She: I'd die laughing if I saw you naked!

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.



_____________________________


What seems nasty, painful, or evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, for those who have the vision to recognize it as such. Henry Miller


(in reply to IronBear)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/16/2006 2:15:06 PM   
RomanticRonin


Posts: 4
Joined: 7/16/2006
From: Australia.
Status: offline 		He: I'm a 'bottom'.
She: You're half-right, you're an arse.

< Message edited by RomanticRonin -- 7/16/2006 2:18:07 PM >

(in reply to irishbynature)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/16/2006 9:23:24 PM   
HarryVanWinkle


Posts: 1720
Joined: 5/8/2006
Status: offline 		He:  I'd sure like to get in your pants.

She:  What for?  I already have one asshole down there.

(in reply to RomanticRonin)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/16/2006 9:24:58 PM   
HarryVanWinkle


Posts: 1720
Joined: 5/8/2006
Status: offline 		Comeback to answer for pick up line.

He:  Would you like to dance?

She:  Not with you."

He:  Well then, I suppose a blowjob would be out of the question.

Actually, it wasn't.

(in reply to HarryVanWinkle)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/17/2006 7:55:29 AM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline 		Where have you been all my life?

School mostly
_________________
Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven
It's a stairway, but I've already got a cunt up there
____________________
Perfect pickup line when you are 100% sure of a knock back

H: How about coming over to mine for a pizza and a blowjob
S: £$%^@%^$@!!!!!
H: Ok, we'll get Chinese

(in reply to HarryVanWinkle)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Answers to pick up lines... - 7/17/2006 8:47:56 AM   
MarksFantasyGirl


Posts: 3660
Joined: 10/13/2005
Status: offline 		I aways heard "How about a pizza and a fuck?"
::slap::
"what? you don't like Pizza?"
hehehe

_____________________________

--Fannie
AKA Savage's Fantasy
AKA Girl Dave
AKA Resident Flirt
AKA Sexy Hawt Woman

~*~Happily and proudly collared by my best friend~*~

Quitcher bitchen, and get out of the kitchen! ~Harry {3rdRock}

(in reply to RubberWitch)
Profile   Post #: 11
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Answers to pick up lines... Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094