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Moderator3 -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 12:13:14 AM)

FR

There are days when I wish I could lock the Dungeon and direct you to Current Affairs so that you all would have to play nice or sit it out for a day or so. You Americans! You Brits! You left, you right, you, you, you!

Do you people ever breathe? I'm breathless reading all this and I have ways I would rather be breathless, if you know what I mean and if I only had the time to play with him.

Current Affairs is such a lonely place. [:(]




Kirata -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 12:50:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Moderator3

Do you people ever breathe?

Well here's a possible solution. It'll take a while, but it's sure to work!

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The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

K.




Moderator3 -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 1:56:40 AM)

Yikes! lol




Kirata -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 7:22:44 AM)


~ FR ~

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Shaving is the pits: Take up arms with Lena Dunham, Madonna and Miley in the fight against body hair oppression

Yes, women are being urged to "stand up for equality" by growing bushy pits. Lena Dunham has proudly made it the number one item on her "2 Do List," even above important things like a self-tan from the knees down and using her "feminine powers" to get what she wants (like iced-tea refills). And to make it even more exciting, there are prizes to be won! First prize is 100 condoms, second is a vibrator, and third prize is 10 female urination devices (which allow women to urinate while standing up, like men).

Apparently shaving is an offensive Western patriarchal intrusion on women's rights. Who knew? "Women's underarm hair can be adorable, interesting, humorous, sexy, serious, connotative and ever-changing," we're told at Shanghiist.

I wonder if deodorant is next?

K.





HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 8:22:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kirata


~ FR ~

[image]http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2015/06/09/09-woman-armpit-hair.w245.h368.jpg[/image]

Shaving is the pits: Take up arms with Lena Dunham, Madonna and Miley in the fight against body hair oppression

Yes, women are being urged to "stand up for equality" by growing bushy pits. Lena Dunham has proudly made it the number one item on her "2 Do List," even above important things like a self-tan from the knees down and using her "feminine powers" to get what she wants (like iced-tea refills). And to make it even more exciting, there are prizes to be won! First prize is 100 condoms, second is a vibrator, and third prize is 10 female urination devices (which allow women to urinate while standing up, like men).

Apparently shaving is an offensive Western patriarchal intrusion on women's rights. Who knew? "Women's underarm hair can be adorable, interesting, humorous, sexy, serious, connotative and ever-changing," we're told at Shanghiist.

I wonder if deodorant is next?

K.





Wait a minute, wait a minute. I understand that the fashion industry is dominated by gay men and women. How the fricking do patriarchs intrude into women's fashion? I want a link on that.




Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 8:34:55 AM)


Maybe they could just tattoo armpit hair on, like some women do with their eyebrows, and have the best of both worlds.

Be hygienic, sexy, AND pc - all at the same time









HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 8:59:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


Maybe they could just tattoo armpit hair on, like some women do with their eyebrows, and have the best of both worlds.

Be hygienic, sexy, AND pc - all at the same time









Or, like baseball. I always learned it was bad luck to shave on the day of the game. So everyone shaved after the game. Maybe the girls can grow pit, pubic, and leg hair (wait does this include, chin, lip and nipple hair? OMG) for when they attend their feminist munches and then shave it for the guys. Still assuming this isn't a guy thing. It's something gals did to themselves and we went along with.




Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 8:59:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA

Love this. It's so true and so funny.

https://ricochet.com/jerry-seinfeld-and-the-progressive-comedy-pause/




Seinfeld's Jab at 'Creepy PC' Isn't Valid Because He's Rich - See more at: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-balan/2015/06/10/shorter-msnbc-seinfelds-jab-pc-isnt-valid-because-hes-rich#sthash.KIIqNRdO.dpuf




Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 9:20:55 AM)


FR

Rachel Dolezal, the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, was jonesing to be offended by those damn racist Idahoans so badly that she had to invent some racist Idahoans to be offended about

Had to do a whole lot of inventing, turns out...


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Did NAACP president lie about her race? City investigates

SPOKANE, Wash. - The City of Spokane announced Thursday it's investigating whether the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP violated the city's code of ethics in her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission.

Rachel Dolezal serves as chair of the independent commission, in addition to her work as an adjunct faculty member at Eastern Washington University and president of the NAACP local chapter. On her application to serve on the commission, she identified herself as African-American. But public records, including Dolezal's own birth certificate, list her biological parents as Ruthanne and Lawrence Dolezal of Montana. The Dolezals told KXLY Thursday that Rachel is their biological daughter and that they are both white...

...

On the NAACP Spokane Facebook page, a picture was posted earlier this year showing Dolezal and an African-American man. In the post, he's identified as Dolezal's father. KXLY4's Jeff Humphrey asked Dolezal about that claim Wednesday afternoon.

"Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man," Humphrey asked.

"I don't understand the question," Dolezal answered. "I did tell you [that man in the picture] is my dad."
"Are your parents white?" Humphrey asked. At that point, Dolezal removed the microphone, ended the interview and walked away.

KXLY4 was interviewing Dolezal Wednesday about several hate crimes she's reported over the last several years. Most recently, Dolezal said she received a packet of hateful letters and pictures at the NAACP post office box in North Spokane. That crime led to rallies of support outside Spokane City Hall.

Police are still investigating, but say in reports that whoever placed the mail must have had access to the box, as it was not processed through the regular mail. Dolezal denied any implication that she was responsible.

Dolezal says she's been the victim of eight documented hate crimes in Idaho; a public records request filed by KXLY yielded just three reports. Each was closed by police because of insufficient evidence to prosecute.

http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/did-naacp-president-lie-about-her-race-city-investigates/33533026


[img]http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal-10.png[/img]

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HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 9:36:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


FR

Rachel Dolezal, the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, was jonesing to be offended by those damn racist Idahoans so badly that she had to invent some racist Idahoans to be offended about

Had to do a whole lot of inventing, turns out...


quote:

Did NAACP president lie about her race? City investigates

SPOKANE, Wash. - The City of Spokane announced Thursday it's investigating whether the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP violated the city's code of ethics in her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission.

Rachel Dolezal serves as chair of the independent commission, in addition to her work as an adjunct faculty member at Eastern Washington University and president of the NAACP local chapter. On her application to serve on the commission, she identified herself as African-American. But public records, including Dolezal's own birth certificate, list her biological parents as Ruthanne and Lawrence Dolezal of Montana. The Dolezals told KXLY Thursday that Rachel is their biological daughter and that they are both white...

...

On the NAACP Spokane Facebook page, a picture was posted earlier this year showing Dolezal and an African-American man. In the post, he's identified as Dolezal's father. KXLY4's Jeff Humphrey asked Dolezal about that claim Wednesday afternoon.

"Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man," Humphrey asked.

"I don't understand the question," Dolezal answered. "I did tell you [that man in the picture] is my dad."
"Are your parents white?" Humphrey asked. At that point, Dolezal removed the microphone, ended the interview and walked away.

KXLY4 was interviewing Dolezal Wednesday about several hate crimes she's reported over the last several years. Most recently, Dolezal said she received a packet of hateful letters and pictures at the NAACP post office box in North Spokane. That crime led to rallies of support outside Spokane City Hall.

Police are still investigating, but say in reports that whoever placed the mail must have had access to the box, as it was not processed through the regular mail. Dolezal denied any implication that she was responsible.

Dolezal says she's been the victim of eight documented hate crimes in Idaho; a public records request filed by KXLY yielded just three reports. Each was closed by police because of insufficient evidence to prosecute.

http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/did-naacp-president-lie-about-her-race-city-investigates/33533026


[img]http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal-10.png[/img]

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Elizabeth Warren all over again. The interesting thing is that for any race except for Native American you don't have to prove you're that race. You can just claim it. For Native American you have to show youre a member of a tribe. Which is interesting. About four miles down the raid from me is a house. In it lives the solo surviving member of a California Native American Indian Tribe. The property for the house is the reservation. The guy is in something like 70's. He receives about $800,000 a year for the tribe from the federal government. He's got "people" taking care of him and taking that money. Last I heard they were trying to get a casino.




CreativeDominant -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 10:09:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


FR

Rachel Dolezal, the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, was jonesing to be offended by those damn racist Idahoans so badly that she had to invent some racist Idahoans to be offended about

Had to do a whole lot of inventing, turns out...


quote:

Did NAACP president lie about her race? City investigates

SPOKANE, Wash. - The City of Spokane announced Thursday it's investigating whether the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP violated the city's code of ethics in her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission.

Rachel Dolezal serves as chair of the independent commission, in addition to her work as an adjunct faculty member at Eastern Washington University and president of the NAACP local chapter. On her application to serve on the commission, she identified herself as African-American. But public records, including Dolezal's own birth certificate, list her biological parents as Ruthanne and Lawrence Dolezal of Montana. The Dolezals told KXLY Thursday that Rachel is their biological daughter and that they are both white...

...

On the NAACP Spokane Facebook page, a picture was posted earlier this year showing Dolezal and an African-American man. In the post, he's identified as Dolezal's father. KXLY4's Jeff Humphrey asked Dolezal about that claim Wednesday afternoon.

"Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man," Humphrey asked.

"I don't understand the question," Dolezal answered. "I did tell you [that man in the picture] is my dad."
"Are your parents white?" Humphrey asked. At that point, Dolezal removed the microphone, ended the interview and walked away.

KXLY4 was interviewing Dolezal Wednesday about several hate crimes she's reported over the last several years. Most recently, Dolezal said she received a packet of hateful letters and pictures at the NAACP post office box in North Spokane. That crime led to rallies of support outside Spokane City Hall.

Police are still investigating, but say in reports that whoever placed the mail must have had access to the box, as it was not processed through the regular mail. Dolezal denied any implication that she was responsible.

Dolezal says she's been the victim of eight documented hate crimes in Idaho; a public records request filed by KXLY yielded just three reports. Each was closed by police because of insufficient evidence to prosecute.

http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/did-naacp-president-lie-about-her-race-city-investigates/33533026


[img]http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal-10.png[/img]

[img]https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_400_400/p/7/005/041/025/2b80592.jpg[/img]

Elizabeth Warren all over again. The interesting thing is that for any race except for Native American you don't have to prove you're that race. You can just claim it. For Native American you have to show youre a member of a tribe. Which is interesting. About four miles down the raid from me is a house. In it lives the solo surviving member of a California Native American Indian Tribe. The property for the house is the reservation. The guy is in something like 70's. He receives about $800,000 a year for the tribe from the federal government. He's got "people" taking care of him and taking that money. Last I heard they were trying to get a casino.

What? Being a woman isn't enough "victimhood" for her so she does herself up as black?!?




HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 10:15:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


FR

Rachel Dolezal, the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, was jonesing to be offended by those damn racist Idahoans so badly that she had to invent some racist Idahoans to be offended about

Had to do a whole lot of inventing, turns out...


quote:

Did NAACP president lie about her race? City investigates

SPOKANE, Wash. - The City of Spokane announced Thursday it's investigating whether the president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP violated the city's code of ethics in her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission.

Rachel Dolezal serves as chair of the independent commission, in addition to her work as an adjunct faculty member at Eastern Washington University and president of the NAACP local chapter. On her application to serve on the commission, she identified herself as African-American. But public records, including Dolezal's own birth certificate, list her biological parents as Ruthanne and Lawrence Dolezal of Montana. The Dolezals told KXLY Thursday that Rachel is their biological daughter and that they are both white...

...

On the NAACP Spokane Facebook page, a picture was posted earlier this year showing Dolezal and an African-American man. In the post, he's identified as Dolezal's father. KXLY4's Jeff Humphrey asked Dolezal about that claim Wednesday afternoon.

"Ma'am, I was wondering if your dad really is an African-American man," Humphrey asked.

"I don't understand the question," Dolezal answered. "I did tell you [that man in the picture] is my dad."
"Are your parents white?" Humphrey asked. At that point, Dolezal removed the microphone, ended the interview and walked away.

KXLY4 was interviewing Dolezal Wednesday about several hate crimes she's reported over the last several years. Most recently, Dolezal said she received a packet of hateful letters and pictures at the NAACP post office box in North Spokane. That crime led to rallies of support outside Spokane City Hall.

Police are still investigating, but say in reports that whoever placed the mail must have had access to the box, as it was not processed through the regular mail. Dolezal denied any implication that she was responsible.

Dolezal says she's been the victim of eight documented hate crimes in Idaho; a public records request filed by KXLY yielded just three reports. Each was closed by police because of insufficient evidence to prosecute.

http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/did-naacp-president-lie-about-her-race-city-investigates/33533026


[img]http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal-10.png[/img]

[img]https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_400_400/p/7/005/041/025/2b80592.jpg[/img]

Elizabeth Warren all over again. The interesting thing is that for any race except for Native American you don't have to prove you're that race. You can just claim it. For Native American you have to show youre a member of a tribe. Which is interesting. About four miles down the raid from me is a house. In it lives the solo surviving member of a California Native American Indian Tribe. The property for the house is the reservation. The guy is in something like 70's. He receives about $800,000 a year for the tribe from the federal government. He's got "people" taking care of him and taking that money. Last I heard they were trying to get a casino.

What? Being a woman isn't enough "victimhood" for her so she does herself up as black?!?



My female being currently out of town and not handy, can a female here tell me how much it costs to have that hairdo to look African American? She can probably take it off her taxes as work related. Well, maybe the 'do' and the tanning. How much does that all cost to maintain?




Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 10:18:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA

My female being currently out of town and not handy, can a female here tell me how much it costs to have that hairdo to look African American? She can probably take it off her taxes as work related. Well, maybe the 'do' and the tanning. How much does that all cost to maintain?


My girl is right here. Says, the hair? $200, every 3 - 6 months. And the tanning, $30 - $50 per month, maybe. Depends a lot on where you go and what the local prices are




HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 10:25:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sanity


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA

My female being currently out of town and not handy, can a female here tell me how much it costs to have that hairdo to look African American? She can probably take it off her taxes as work related. Well, maybe the 'do' and the tanning. How much does that all cost to maintain?


My girl is right here. Says, the hair? $200, every 3 - 6 months. And the tanning, $30 - $50 per month, maybe. Depends a lot on where you go and what the local prices are


Thanks. Tell her thanks for me as well. I wonder if she's going to stick it to the man(the patriarchs) and grow hair and if that will affect tan lines? I wonder also if the short hairs she grows will also need treatment for color and curl? Interesting concept to ponder. Maybe she'll post a selfie.




Sanity -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 10:26:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sanity


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA

My female being currently out of town and not handy, can a female here tell me how much it costs to have that hairdo to look African American? She can probably take it off her taxes as work related. Well, maybe the 'do' and the tanning. How much does that all cost to maintain?


My girl is right here. Says, the hair? $200, every 3 - 6 months. And the tanning, $30 - $50 per month, maybe. Depends a lot on where you go and what the local prices are


Probably have to add quite a bit to that to color the hair btw, since she was originally more of a blonde




Aylee -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 11:23:12 AM)

Why are we still having the shaving conversation? Shave or do not shave. It is not an "empowerment" issue. It is a personal body care issue.


Pretending to be black? Umm. . . what the hell? Is this like anorexia or being transgendered where what your body looks like is not the way you think/feel it should look like? Or those people that think they should be an amputee or blind?

I recall reading a sci-fi story where the protagonist had himself changed into a tree. Is that next?




HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 11:45:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Why are we still having the shaving conversation? Shave or do not shave. It is not an "empowerment" issue. It is a personal body care issue.


Pretending to be black? Umm. . . what the hell? Is this like anorexia or being transgendered where what your body looks like is not the way you think/feel it should look like? Or those people that think they should be an amputee or blind?

I recall reading a sci-fi story where the protagonist had himself changed into a tree. Is that next?


Well I don't know. My property is populated with oaks and pines. If your protagonist made himself into...say...an elm tree he couldn't claim any of my property as his ancestral right. But, I may have a battle on my hands if he chooses to be an oak. I'd probably be made to pay reparations.




Aylee -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 11:53:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: HunterCA


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Why are we still having the shaving conversation? Shave or do not shave. It is not an "empowerment" issue. It is a personal body care issue.


Pretending to be black? Umm. . . what the hell? Is this like anorexia or being transgendered where what your body looks like is not the way you think/feel it should look like? Or those people that think they should be an amputee or blind?

I recall reading a sci-fi story where the protagonist had himself changed into a tree. Is that next?


Well I don't know. My property is populated with oaks and pines. If your protagonist made himself into...say...an elm tree he couldn't claim any of my property as his ancestral right. But, I may have a battle on my hands if he chooses to be an oak. I'd probably be made to pay reparations.


Or at least be made to re-distribute fertilizer, sunlight, and water. In fact you would probably owe them a plant light and be required to put in a special irrigation system. You DO live in California.




HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 12:06:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee


quote:

ORIGINAL: HunterCA


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Why are we still having the shaving conversation? Shave or do not shave. It is not an "empowerment" issue. It is a personal body care issue.


Pretending to be black? Umm. . . what the hell? Is this like anorexia or being transgendered where what your body looks like is not the way you think/feel it should look like? Or those people that think they should be an amputee or blind?

I recall reading a sci-fi story where the protagonist had himself changed into a tree. Is that next?


Well I don't know. My property is populated with oaks and pines. If your protagonist made himself into...say...an elm tree he couldn't claim any of my property as his ancestral right. But, I may have a battle on my hands if he chooses to be an oak. I'd probably be made to pay reparations.


Or at least be made to re-distribute fertilizer, sunlight, and water. In fact you would probably owe them a plant light and be required to put in a special irrigation system. You DO live in California.


Since you brought it up, ya, there are lots of rules. For instance for oaks, you have to plant them at certain intervals on land with no more than a certain slope and you do have to install a watering system for three years. At the end of three years they are inspected and any oak that's died you have to replace at a five to one ratio and begin the three years over. After you pass all inspections then you are allowed to stop watering and the trees are on their own. I don't always like to burden you with the People's Republic of California rules. Especially since Joe says he understands them all so well and likes to pontificate on that shit. I'm sure he'll providenthat sort of information.




HunterCA -> RE: News from the Society for the Perpetually Offended (6/12/2015 12:32:53 PM)

Opps, even the loony left is upset this time.



http://www.salon.com/2015/06/12/stop_making_excuses_for_rachel_dolezal_the_spokane_naacp_officials_fraud_is_unforgivable/


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Stop making excuses for Rachel Dolezal: The Spokane NAACP official’s fraud is unforgivable


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But based on what is currently known about Dolezal, this is not a case of feeling more comfortable within a different culture. The Chicago Tribune reports that “Rachel Dolezal has said she has biracial parents, was abused by a step-father, and lived in South Africa as a child. Her parents say they are white. They also say she never had a step-father, and though the couple did live in South Africa, it was from 2002 to 2006, it was after Rachel had left the house and married.” And the Washington Post notes that her father told them that “When Rachel applied to Howard University to study art with a portfolio of ‘exclusively African American portraiture,’ the university ‘took her for a black woman’ and gave her a full scholarship.” The family also says that she has claimed that her now 21 year-old adopted brother, who is African American, is her son.


Opps, repercussions?

http://thefederalist.com/2015/06/12/if-rachel-dolezal-isnt-black-how-is-caitlyn-jenner-a-woman/




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