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BitaTruble -> Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 3:53:33 PM)

That's a thing, right? I mean.. it's already in existence because if not, I'm inventing it right now and it is as of this moment a
'thing' even if it wasn't before.

I had a lovely spanking on my birthday.. and I'm thinking.. maybe retro spankings are just as lovely but I wanted to make sure
it was a 'thing' before I asked..

.. and now it is.. just in case anyone else wants to use it. I turned 54 years old 'last' March and didn't get spanked..
but since Retro Birthday spankings are a 'thing' it's okay for me to collect on that now.

Right?

(Your mission, should you choose to accept it.. is to validate me and if you don't, I will whine and flounce and will NOT leave
cookies OR cheese)

BitaThought of the Day:

~I have ginormous ovaries.. and yes, it is a curse. I can barely find fallopian tubes which fit.~






UnholyBear -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 3:59:13 PM)

And what form is this validation to be????? Inquiring Bears need to know lol



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:01:25 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

And what form is this validation to be????? Inquiring Bears need to know lol


If you agree.. that validates me and I'm free to ask for an additional spanking.

If you disagree, that does not validate me.. and, of course, I should be spanked for my supposition.

::re-reads..yeah.. that'll work.::



UnholyBear -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:02:54 PM)

In that case and in my most humblest and demure opinion:


YOU ARE RIGHT



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:06:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

In that case and in my most humblest and demure opinion:


YOU ARE RIGHT

This is why I illegally married you in Malaysia. We are so perfect for each other!



UnholyBear -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:09:23 PM)

That was a very smooth move on your part Bita....slipping me a mickey in my rum and coke!



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:11:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

That was a very smooth move on your part Bita....slipping me a mickey in my rum and coke!


Slippery is good though, right?



UnholyBear -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:17:09 PM)

Of course!

And while I have you here........HUGZ I've missed you my illegal wife!



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:29:18 PM)

Yay! Bear hugz!!! Wooties!! <-- that's a word, right.. if not.. it is now!




RockaRolla -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:50:31 PM)

If this is a thing, I'd like to get in on it. I'll be collecting my 24 spankings from last November. (Or is there an extra one thrown in?)



MsLadySue -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 4:58:41 PM)

While you're at it ladies, you are welcome to my 62 spankings from last May, which I have yet to dish out to my sub. I love to keep him waiting.

An extra one is always thrown in for good measure or luck or something, maybe just because!



ResidentSadist -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 5:03:33 PM)

Yup, it's a real thing. I believe in a lot of retro active stuff including birthday spankings. Besides, I am sure the BDSM committee approves of this too.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 5:05:39 PM)

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UnholyBear -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 6:14:29 PM)

This brings up another point: is there loophole that states that a person can retroactively give spankings away even if they gave them away previously?




Lucylastic -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 6:42:45 PM)

Id give you mine Bita, they are only two weeks old, but theres 53 of em,
Retro spanking is definitely a thing:) Been saving and collecting them damn things for years now.
Retro lotsa stuff in a LDR:)



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 6:47:20 PM)

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BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 7:25:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

If this is a thing, I'd like to get in on it. I'll be collecting my 24 spankings from last November. (Or is there an extra one thrown in?)


Yes.. there is always one to grow on and.. further.. if you bark em, you can count in dog years! :D

I wonder if I would get horse with all that barking?

Okay.. time to get this dog and pony show on the road!



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 7:26:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: UnholyBear

This brings up another point: is there loophole that states that a person can retroactively give spankings away even
if they gave them away previously?




I'm sure we can find some hole around here to loop.



BitaTruble -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 7:28:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

While you're at it ladies, you are welcome to my 62 spankings from last May, which I have yet to dish out to my sub. I love to keep him waiting.

An extra one is always thrown in for good measure or luck or something, maybe just because!


DIBS!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! ::grabs 62 plus one and runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz::



shiftyw -> RE: Retro Birthday spankings (3/12/2015 7:29:09 PM)

Its a thing.
We celebrate.



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