DerangedUnit
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ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit Haha I was with someone that did day of the week foods(the blow job part was everyday...) one day he was like... "I think it's time for a special treat, let's have lasagna today" I squealed and fell to the ground clutching at his pants "lasagna on wednesday! That's a whole day early! How will I function! The schedule, the routine! Ruined! Ruined!" He wasn't too happy about that 😆 Of course the proper response to that is a slow clap followed by "I'm sure the Academy will recognise you come Oscar time." Here is where I take a bow and skip off the stage
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