"Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..."

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vivaciousgrace -> "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:13:30 PM)
*NOT A REMOTELY SERIOUS THREAD* so not ONE WORD about me not being a twue sub. I am a snarky switch. Get over it :P but yeah... You are damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works. What silly, funny, odd and cheeky and too honest expectations do you have of your partners, aside from all the sensible and reasonable ones. I have a few funny little quirks on my list. Matching socks. I don't think I can submit to a guy that doesn't pair his socks. Its just WRONG. over to you guys... :)

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:19:54 PM)
If you want to see something about a dom cooking you could check out my profile. Prepare to keep your tongue firmly in cheek.

vivaciousgrace -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:25:07 PM)
Hah! nice profile, It made me smile! But do you pair your socks? [;)]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:30:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: vivaciousgrace *NOT A REMOTELY SERIOUS THREAD* so not ONE WORD about me not being a twue sub. I am a snarky switch. Get over it :P but yeah... You are damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works. What silly, funny, odd and cheeky and too honest expectations do you have of your partners, aside from all the sensible and reasonable ones. I have a few funny little quirks on my list. Matching socks. I don't think I can submit to a guy that doesn't pair his socks. Its just WRONG. over to you guys... :) I know how the cooker works... "Bitch, go cook!" My socks always match, the right sock says "Exiled's sock" the left sock says "Exiled's other sock."

DaddySatyr -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:38:37 PM)
When me and 'er indoors decide to move in, together, we picked out this place. We loved it. At the time we didn't count on there being two other people, coming with us. So, there was me (a forty-nine-year-old male), her (a fifty-one-year-old female), her friend (a forty-one-year-old female) and her friend's daughter (a three-year-old female). I was the *only person in the house to know that toilet seats* (and lids) *are supposed to be DOWN!* That drives me freakin' nuts! Michael

Awareness -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:51:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr When me and 'er indoors decide to move in, together, we picked out this place. We loved it. At the time we didn't count on there being two other people, coming with us. So, there was me (a forty-nine-year-old male), her (a fifty-one-year-old female), her friend (a forty-one-year-old female) and her friend's daughter (a three-year-old female). I was the *only person in the house to know that toilet seats* (and lids) *are supposed to be DOWN!* That drives me freakin' nuts! Michael Dude, you've got 2 women menstruating at once and it's the toilet seat which drives you nuts? Christ, the monthly dose of irrationality from 2 women would give me the ever-lovin' shits.

DarkSteven -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 12:59:20 PM)
I dunno even what a cooker IS. I must be extra Domly. Or else from the States - I assume it's what we call a stove here.

DaddySatyr -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 1:05:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Awareness Dude, you've got 2 women menstruating at once and it's the toilet seat which drives you nuts? Christ, the monthly dose of irrationality from 2 women would give me the ever-lovin' shits. Nah. The fifty-one-year-old hasn't menstruated in years. The forty-one-year-old drove me nuts for completely different reasons but drugs, alcoholism, laziness and thievery were just the tip of the iceberg. It's just me and the trouble 'n' strife, now. Michael

ResidentSadist -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 1:10:03 PM)
Well, I pair my socks and even roll them. But I don't think I can decide whether the "cooker" is a crock pot, an oven or a stove?

DesFIP -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 1:14:17 PM)
The Man claims he knows how to cook. In 12 years I've yet to see a single instance of it. Except for the grill. And I pair his socks. If I can. If he hasn't lost half the pair yet again.

MercTech -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 1:14:42 PM)
To quote a Domme friend of mine from Orlando, "After a certain age, competence is its own brand of sexy." Now, on matching socks. Every time I sort my socks, I think of a Gorean couple I knew in Iowa. He had her convinced that socks come in a left and right and it was HER responsibility to make sure all his socks were pared up with a left and right sock. I asked her how she told which ones were left and right and she confessed that she had to cheat and sew a bit of red thread in the toe of the right ones and a bit of green thread in the toe of the left ones. Just so she could make sure she had the sock sorting right. I'm so proud of myself that I was able to keep a straight face during this conversation.

DarkSteven -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 2:37:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Well, I pair my socks and even roll them. But I don't think I can decide whether the "cooker" is a crock pot, an oven or a stove? Maybe she misspelled "cookie"? I'm an expert on cookies.

JVoV -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 2:59:11 PM)
Don't "organize" my things. My OCD outranks yours.

shiftyw -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 3:17:40 PM)
He doesn't ever close the cabinet doors. If I walk into the kitchen with them all open at 6am when I leave for work- I passive aggressively slam them all shut as loud as possible. It makes me pretty irrationally mad, but waking him up at 6am ISNT working to cure the behavior. Neither has asking nicely, or gently reminding, so I think I might be mad about it for a while yet...

JVoV -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 3:24:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw He doesn't ever close the cabinet doors. If I walk into the kitchen with them all open at 6am when I leave for work- I passive aggressively slam them all shut as loud as possible. It makes me pretty irrationally mad, but waking him up at 6am ISNT working to cure the behavior. Neither has asking nicely, or gently reminding, so I think I might be mad about it for a while yet... http://m.homedepot.com/b/Tools-Hardware-Hardware-Cabinet-Furniture-Hardware-Cabinet-Hinges/N-5yc1vZc29a

littleladybug -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 3:26:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw He doesn't ever close the cabinet doors. My men have had that habit as well. Even after I split my head open on the corner of one, my prior partner still left them open. I've tried to figure this one out. Is it like the person on the road who leaves their turn signal on? I mean, eventually they'll be making a left turn, right? Eventually, he'll have to get something out of the cabinet again, so why not leave it open? Yup...I don't get it either.

sexyred1 -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 3:26:49 PM)
I don't cook. So he should know how. I have been very lucky that anyone I was with liked cooking. I excel in other areas.

shiftyw -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 3:26:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JVoV quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw He doesn't ever close the cabinet doors. If I walk into the kitchen with them all open at 6am when I leave for work- I passive aggressively slam them all shut as loud as possible. It makes me pretty irrationally mad, but waking him up at 6am ISNT working to cure the behavior. Neither has asking nicely, or gently reminding, so I think I might be mad about it for a while yet... http://m.homedepot.com/b/Tools-Hardware-Hardware-Cabinet-Furniture-Hardware-Cabinet-Hinges/N-5yc1vZc29a We are renters and I don't have/won't get permission to install those- but I've thought about it.

ARIES83 -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 9:31:29 PM)
I haven't paired a single sock in my entire life... Let alone two! That's what women are for.[8D] (love cooking though)

ResidentSadist -> RE: "Your damned right I expect my Dom to know how the cooker works..." (4/7/2015 9:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Well, I pair my socks and even roll them. But I don't think I can decide whether the "cooker" is a crock pot, an oven or a stove? Maybe she misspelled "cookie"? I'm an expert on cookies. Ah, I see... how the cookie works makes sense. I hear that a lot of guys aren't so good at pulling them apart and eating the creamy part in the middle.

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