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CodeOfSilence -> RE: A man .. (1/16/2016 2:32:47 PM)
An artist was painting a prostitute who bored of posturing all day long asked: "What do you call dirty art?" - F-art. "And what about a sterile picture of a happy married couple?" - Farts (farce). Annoyed "Enough with the toilet humor already." - Fine, I'll just get on painting you; tart.

thompsonx -> RE: A man .. (1/16/2016 3:06:26 PM)
ORIGINAL: dcnovice FR My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" I got a nice view of the city but it was a shitty way to spend easter.

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/16/2016 9:02:47 PM)
How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? A steak to the heart!

SlaveLucille -> RE: A man .. (1/17/2016 4:36:14 AM)
How utterly churlish!

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/17/2016 8:12:57 PM)
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Cell -> RE: A man .. (1/17/2016 8:14:15 PM)
>_>

AtUrCervix -> RE: A man .. (1/18/2016 3:23:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. I don't get it.

AtUrCervix -> RE: A man .. (1/18/2016 3:24:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice FR My favorite joke has always been the incredibly twisted "Well, aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" Yep :)

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/18/2016 3:29:38 PM)
What do you call bees that produce milk? BOO BEES!!!!

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/19/2016 8:20:33 PM)
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet

PeonForHer -> RE: A man .. (1/21/2016 5:29:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. I don't get it. Say it back to yourself out loud. ;-)

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/23/2016 10:05:51 AM)
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/27/2016 1:38:30 PM)
What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls!

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (1/30/2016 3:26:00 PM)
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DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (2/1/2016 8:17:38 PM)
How does Moses make his tea???? Hebrews it!

AtUrCervix -> RE: A man .. (2/10/2016 3:56:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. You have NO future as a standup.

DocStrange -> RE: A man .. (2/10/2016 8:57:33 PM)
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko

PeonForHer -> RE: A man .. (2/11/2016 3:32:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. You have NO future as a standup. You still don't get it, do you?

Cinnamongirl67 -> RE: A man .. (2/12/2016 1:27:47 AM)
What is the name of the paraplegic at the door? Matt What is the name of the paraplegic in The water? Bob Hillybilly Viagra - duck tape and a stick.

AtUrCervix -> RE: A man .. (2/12/2016 3:23:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer ... walked into a zoo in which there was only one animal - a dog. It was a shitzu. You have NO future as a standup. You still don't get it, do you? Guy walks in to a bar. Remembered his glasses were in his pocket. ***** Two guys walk in to a bar. They looked at each other and swore "We'll, we'll that was pretty fucking embarrassing....we'll never do THAT again!!!" ************ Three guys walk in to a bar, one says...."Haven't we been here before?" Other 2 guys say "No....but next time, let's try the front door".

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