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OsideGirl -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/21/2015 9:25:52 PM)
Yeah...my friend Des says he's full of shit. (She's canadian) and considering some of the things we've done together...lying about how she pees would be ridiculous.

zombiegurlsos -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/22/2015 12:06:35 AM)
The only lips spread when a women pees is those for the camera or the ones trying to write their name in the snow....

DesFIP -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/22/2015 6:44:36 AM)
Greta: the good thing about this dude not listening is that you now know he isn't worth wasting another moment talking to. I do get the feeling he's working up to demanding you send him a video of you standing up peeing his way. Just another idiot too cheap to pay for his fetish.

kdsub -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/22/2015 8:45:56 AM)
He has just been watching too much porn... Often in watersports porn, not that i watch it much...[:D], the directors will often have the women hold the lips open when they pee for a better view. He just thinks this is normal. Butch

Missokyst -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/22/2015 12:24:24 PM)
Yeah. And without ever having a real women in his life that's probably all he has to go by. quote: ORIGINAL: kdsub He has just been watching too much porn... Often in watersports porn, not that i watch it much...[:D], the directors will often have the women hold the lips open when they pee for a better view. He just thinks this is normal. Butch

Greta75 -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/22/2015 9:17:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst Yeah. And without ever having a real women in his life that's probably all he has to go by. Profile is late 40's, been through 2 long term marriages which ended in divorce, kids all grown up, so I guess maybe his wives somehow coincidentally pees that way. I don't know.

DesFIP -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/23/2015 5:57:45 PM)
That's if you assume he's telling the truth. We're presuming he isn't telling you anything truth based, just anything that might support his fetish.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/23/2015 8:27:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 Okay, in my entire life, and maybe I am living in my own little bubble, but recently, a man informed me that I have been peeing wrongly, all women pee holding their outer lips open. He also claim that doctors will insist you pee that way to get sterile sample for medical reasons. It's the normal way for women to pee. So I've taken many urine tests at different doctors, male and female, and I have never once been told to pee like that. And I never knew other women pee like that! I obviously have never seen another woman peeing in my life. Is he lying to me? Or is this true? Any of you men witness other women peeing this way, or any woman pees this way? Am I the only one who do not do that? I feel like did my mom neglect to teach me how to pee properly? LOL!! Guy/Shill.

SapphireServant -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/23/2015 10:31:25 PM)
Not at all! I've NEVER heard that before from a doctor or otherwise, nor have I ever done it! That'd be so weird and more unsanitary, I think...

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/24/2015 6:06:57 PM)
Don't know why this is conversation but...what you describe is called a "clean catch" sample. You will see signs in the bathroom of most OB/GYN (at least every one I have been to-I live in the MD/DC area). It is not something I think people do on a normal basis, but yes, when you are doing a urine test, they will give you an anti-bacterial wipe and the specimen container and tell you the steps. Whoever said it was to prevent bacteria from the skin/outer area getting in and causing a false positive was correct.

Lolaexoh -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/24/2015 6:31:49 PM)
I am a Canadian woman and we do not pee that way.

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/24/2015 9:25:35 PM)
From the Medline Plus Medical Encyclopedia which is published by NIH (National Inst of Health) Clean catch urine sample Email this page to a friend Print Facebook Twitter Bookmark & Share A clean catch is a method of collecting a urine sample to be tested. The clean-catch urine method is used to prevent germs from the penis or vagina from getting into a urine sample. How the Test is Performed If possible, collect the sample when urine has been in your bladder for 2 to 3 hours. You will use a special kit to collect the urine. It will most likely have a cup with a lid and wipes. Wash your hands with soap and warm water. GIRLS AND WOMEN Girls and women need to wash the area between the vagina "lips" (labia). You may be given a special clean-catch kit that contains sterile wipes. Sit on the toilet with your legs spread apart. Use two fingers to spread open your labia. Use the first wipe to clean the inner folds of the labia. Wipe from the front to the back. Use a second wipe to clean over the opening where urine comes out (urethra), just above the opening of the vagina. To collect the urine sample: Keeping your labia spread open, urinate a small amount into the toilet bowl, then stop the flow of urine. Hold the urine cup a few inches from the urethra and urinate until the cup is about half full. You may finish urinating into the toilet bowl.

spellslave -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/26/2015 3:04:38 PM)
Bullshit. Pants down, sit down, hands nowhere near the area.

shiftyw -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/27/2015 1:09:57 PM)
I've never peed like that- not even for a medical test. He just wants to think that so he doesn't have to think about pee when he's going down on a lady I bet.

OsideGirl -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/27/2015 1:25:23 PM)
I'd put money on porn. They do that so that the fetishists can see the stream origination.

littleclip -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (10/28/2015 9:14:18 PM)
the way the girls should be taught to urinate is to spread their knees wide enough to separate the outer labia and lean forward. this is to reduce the urine retained between the labia majora and minora. this reduces the incidents of uri and tissue degradation that would allow opportunist infections. actually holding the labia spread is not recommended except for doing a clean catch sample

faeriexglass -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (11/3/2015 4:08:57 PM)
Well that is certainly a first. I've never heard of that. He has to be watching fetish porn. Then the fact that he felt the need to inform you is hilarious. Among the many things we women don't know how to do, we can now add peeing to the list. SMH.

PeonForHer -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (11/3/2015 6:03:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faeriexglass Well that is certainly a first. I've never heard of that. He has to be watching fetish porn. Then the fact that he felt the need to inform you is hilarious. Among the many things we women don't know how to do, we can now add peeing to the list. SMH. Well, you have to admit, women do pee in a completely stupid way. To me it's like using a hosepipe to water the garden versus putting a barrel full of water in the middle of the garden then chucking a grenade at it.

Awareness -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (11/4/2015 1:40:26 PM)
Greta, as a man, I don't really want to even know that you do urinate, let alone consider the finer points of technique. As far as I'm concerned, magic happens in the bathroom and women emerge transformed. I don't care about the process, I don't want to know about the process, the entire thing should always be and always shall remain a mystery. Couples who fail to maintain some mystery in their lives always wonder why their relationship dies in the ass.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Personal Question about peeing for women (11/4/2015 1:52:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 Okay, in my entire life, and maybe I am living in my own little bubble, but recently, a man informed me that I have been peeing wrongly, all women pee holding their outer lips open. He also claim that doctors will insist you pee that way to get sterile sample for medical reasons. It's the normal way for women to pee. So I've taken many urine tests at different doctors, male and female, and I have never once been told to pee like that. And I never knew other women pee like that! I obviously have never seen another woman peeing in my life. Is he lying to me? Or is this true? Any of you men witness other women peeing this way, or any woman pees this way? Am I the only one who do not do that? I feel like did my mom neglect to teach me how to pee properly? LOL!! To get a sterile sample yes, somebody has explained the whole procedure and it's not just holding your lower lips apart, as for ALL women, well quite a lot of women told you they don't pee that way, so are you going to trust them or random internet dude? Btw how on earth do you get into a conversation with a complete stranger on the internet about how to pee and if you pee right or wrong. OK, we all have bodily functions and stuff, no big deal, but I can't recall ever having discussed peeing and how I do it with strangers, the closest I have come to that is moaning that I really really need a bathroom quick while being stuck in a car (usually hopping up and down and squealing). I would question the guy's ability as a pee instructor, watching porn movies is not like watching educational programs. On 2nd thoughts, it might be one of the guys doing random studies on CS, I hear it's all the rage now...

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