Kana
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ORIGINAL: DungeonDaddy67 This woman that Goes to my church, has decided that she wants to be around me, be my friend, etc. Everyone else sees that she is obviously interested in me. but as my old granny used to say "I wouldn't have you off the Christmas Tree" (Not interested, don't want to have you) This woman is UGLY, she has more wrinkles on her than a road map has lines, her Hair is stringy, flat and lifeless. she is flat chested. She wears no make up and she has 2 teen age children. She supports Causes that I am totally opposed too. I try to keep my vanilla and my bdsm separated. I would never be happy with this woman, I find her physically repugnant and will not date a vanilla woman. How can I tell her GO AWAY with out getting nasty, this woman does attend my church. I don't want to offend her and make her leave, since its a small struggling church that needs all the members it can get! Years of reading the forums have left me thinking there is one uniform method that 100% of all forum wimmenvolken agree on, lead with a cock shot and there is zero chance of getting any play. So, go full Seinfeld and next Sunday, sidle up at the post service coffee soiree,strike up a conversation and then...take...It...out "ELAINE: Hello. JERRY: So? ELAINE: What? JERRY: Come on. How was your date? ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date. JERRY: Ya how was it? ELAINE: Interesting. JERRY: Really. ELAINE: Oh ya. JERRY: Why what happened? ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this. JERRY: Just put it. ELAINE: He took it out. JERRY: (confused) He what? ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out. JERRY: He took what out? ELAINE: It. JERRY: He took It, Out? ELAINE: Yessiree Bob. JERRY: He couldn't. ELAINE: He did. JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous... ELAINE: Noooo. JERRY: You mean he just ELAINE: Yes. JERRY: Are you sure? ELAINE: Oh quite. JERRY: There was no mistaking it? ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry. JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden... ELAINE: Yea. JERRY: It. ELAINE: It. JERRY: Out. ELAINE: Out. JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be? ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with? (Kramer enters) KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola? ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out. (Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back) KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there."
< Message edited by Kana -- 12/26/2015 12:53:21 PM >
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