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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/17/2016 10:39:14 PM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Yeah. Dude used to be in a mental facility. This is what happens when funding for mental health is cut.


Those poor vacant buildings.

The lead paint. The asbestos walls.
The charming creme paint, the color of Moby Dick and cheap condoms.
Why won't anyone think of them and their needs?

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/17/2016 11:46:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lady Pact the evil higher she Demon thinks herself to be a joker domme full of mirth! You are in need of a padded cell and the village is happy to have lost its idiot you Goddamn smelly pussy whore. Donna unlike your one time demonic hellfire friend and concubine of satanic lucifer is no better than you. Take your multi dimensional shape shifting war back to hades!

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/17/2016 11:57:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Marini

Based on what I have seen around here lately, I think this place needs an exorcist.
If anyone knows someone that can perform an exorcism, let's see if it can be arranged.



Many a true word is spoken in jest. You hit the hammer on the nail. Sadly the two higher female demons will just continue until they are bored with the acrimonious blame game.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 12:17:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Heavens above! Call out the militia, inform the high sheriff, phone the Lord Chancellor!The lower class underdog pheasants are revolting and spreading sedition. One just cannot find the right sort of minion below stairs nowadays. Burn the hags as witches Ivsay, burn them, burn them I say!

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 12:29:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		I met the Earl of Derby a couple of times. He struck me as a bit of a raving nutter both times as well as being a penny-pinching, money-grabbing prat. I would guess he would be in his fifties now and even though I have him on hide here, he doesn't seem to have improved a bit.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 12:51:06 AM   
Queeniescastle


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Status: offline 		I am directed by the house of Windsor (corporation) to inform you that her most Britannic Majesty, landlord of the North Americas, Empress of Hades, Ruler of the Universe, Empress of the Oceans deep, does hereby announce that unless her colonial female rebellious demons desist from their heinous feud and warfare she will send in her elite guards musicians to burn down collarspace. She has hitherto directed her negro slave in the D.C. Black house to call out the honor guard to evict you. The Sheriff and Bailiffs are standing by. Good Bless Queen Elizabeth Mountbatten-windsor, President of the multi universal corporation the house of Windsor, vice president Chuck The Turd Prince of whales of the ocean deep and taffyland, chairman of Offa's Dyke Builders. One time junior manager in the Irish leprechaun company the Royal Navies.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 12:52:42 AM   
Dvr22999874


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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 1:27:22 AM   
Queeniescastle


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Status: offline 		How dare you Sir? The honourable surname of Stanley will not be insulted by a pathetic alcoholic, unemployable layabout, Irish ancestor's scouser. We are true Lancastrian who owe allegiance to the dukedom of Lancaster our beloved Queen Elizabeth. I challenge you to a duel at first light sir. You may choose a rapier or pistol. It can be held in Stanley Park Liverpool. We can also have the duel on my estate here in Knowsley and at the Safari Park?. My good friend Ken Dodd of Notty Ash will be my second and he will bring his diddymen and close the jam Butty mines for the day. Who Sir shall be your second? We shall keep the busy boys from the Merseyside Police out of it. That Sir is the last time you will be invited to the house of Lords do you understand? Contact the paupers funeral services the cooperative and arrange your funeral service. I shall contact the firm of Kenyons in south Kensington the Royal and Nobles funeral directors. I On my masonic oath I shall deal with you sir. I give much to many charities of which I am a noted patron. The damn cheek, you impertinent bloody serf. I went to Ampleforth and Oxford, I was commissioned into the guards, I am a Lloyds of London name, a trustee of the Bank of England, the BBC and the Royal Academy, I am a member of every gentleman's club in Pall Mall, I am a trustee of the UCHL, I am a 33 degree Mason,I am a privy councillor, I am a Captain in the Yeoman of the Guard. You Sir are just a pig ignorant, drunken alcoholic layabout Irish scouse tinker.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 1:40:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

another sfb on hide

You would do well to to hide sir! You are s coward sir! The ides of March shall soon be up you sir! In God's holy name I swear. You often come out of the hamlet of much hiding to snipe at innocent passers by.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 1:44:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Queeniescastle

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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

another sfb on hide

You would do well to to hide sir! You are a coward sir! The ides of March shall soon be up you sir! In God's holy name I swear. You often come out of the hamlet of much hiding to snipe at innocent passers by.


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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 2:26:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		I must inform my cousin the Elector of Hanover that his paternal cousins family are being slandered by uncouth sorts and that one of them is indeed the Earl of Derby a minor Noble who is often drunk and known to frequent such disreputable websites. My attention was drawn to this website and this obnoxious and utterly bizarre thread. It appears to have been started by two cats on heat and has developed into a circus clown convention. Her majesties head of the Royal household will be looking in later for any libel in case the Royal family and British Conservative Government feel inclined to sue.

Max Count of Bavaria

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 3:04:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: guardianschattel


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marini

Based on what I have seen around here lately, I think this place needs an exorcist.
If anyone knows someone that can perform an exorcism, let's see if it can be arranged.



Many a true word is spoken in jest. You hit the hammer on the nail. Sadly the two higher female demons will just continue until they are bored with the acrimonious blame game.



Actually I think she was referring to the little boys, like yourself, who are hiding behind internet troll names and throwing insults at the ladies. But I suppose after years of being ignored your need for attention has gotten so bad that you think this counts as a relationship. Must really suck to be you.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 3:15:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Bayernsloss

I must inform my cousin the Elector of Hanover that his paternal cousins family are being slandered by uncouth sorts and that one of them is indeed the Earl of Derby a minor Noble who is often drunk and known to frequent such disreputable websites. My attention was drawn to this website and this obnoxious and utterly bizarre thread. It appears to have been started by two cats on heat and has developed into a circus clown convention. Her majesties head of the Royal household will be looking in later for any libel in case the Royal family and British Conservative Government feel inclined to sue.

Max Count of Bavaria

Max Count of Bavaria
you have one two many vowels in the second word.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 3:25:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: intendedoneonly
Are we witnessing the collarspace apocalypse?

Nah. You keep saying that you'll be the end of the forums but you sure haven't been able to follow through. At least we have the reassurance that the only way you can reproduce is by creating more screen names.

If you really thought you could do it, you'd give a date for the demise, instead of throwing silly comments on the message board. I'm sure the owner appreciates all of the additional money coming from advertising.



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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:02:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tommy was a Piper's Son,
And fell in love when he was young;
But all the Tunes that he could play,
Was, o'er the Hills, and far away.

Jocky met with Jenny fair
Aft by the dawning of the day;
But Jockey now is fu' of care
Since Jenny staw his heart away.
Altho' she promis'd to be true
She proven has, alake! unkind
Which gars poor Jockey aften rue
That e'er he loo'd a fickle mind.

Tis o'er the hills and far away
Tis o'er the hills and far away
Tis o'er the hills and far away
The wind has blown my plaid away

Since that she will nae pity take
I maun gae wander for her sake
And, in ilk wood and gloomy grove
I'll, sighing, sing," Adieu to love.
Since she is fause whom I adore
I'll never trust a woman more;
Frae a' their charms I'll flee away
And on my pipes I'll sweetly play,"

O'er hills and dales and far away
O'er hills and dales and far away
O'er hills and dales and far away
The wind has blawn my plad away.

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:31:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ho, brother Teague, dost hear the decree?
Lillibullero bullen a la
We are to have a new deputy
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain:
Lero Lero Lillibullero
Lillibullero bullen a la
Lero Lero Lero Lero
Lillibullero bullen a la
Oh by my soul it is a Talbot
Lillibullero bullen a la
And he will cut every Englishman's throat
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain
Now Tyrconnell is come ashore
Lillibullero bullen a la
And we shall have commissions galore
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain
And everyone that won't go to Mass
Lillibullero bullen a la
He will be turned out to look like an ass
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain
Now the heretics all go down
Lillibullero bullen a la
By Christ and St Patrick's the nation's our own
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain
There was an old prophecy found in a bog
Lillibullero bullen a la
The country'd be ruled by an ass and a dog
Lillibullero bullen a la
Refrain
Now this prophecy is all come to pass
Lillibullero bullen a la
For Talbot's the dog and Tyrconnell's the ass
Lillibullero bullen a la

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:38:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Polly, love, oh Polly, the rout has now begun
And we must go a-marching at the beating of the drum
Go dress yourself all in your best and come along with me

I'll take you to the war, me love, in high Germany

Oh Willy, love, oh Willy, come list what I do say
My feet they are so tender, I cannot march away
And besides, my dearest Willy, I am with child by thee
Not fitted for the war, me love, in high Germany

I'll buy for you a horse, me love, and on it you shall ride
And all my delight shall be it, riding by your side
We'll stop at every alehouse and drink when we are dry
We'll be true to one another, get married bye and bye

Oh, cursed be them cruel wars that ever they should rise
And out of merry England press many a man likewise
They pressed my true love from me, likewise my brothers three
And sent them to the wars, me love, in high Germany

My friends I do not value nor my foes I do not fear
Now my love has left me I wander far and near
And when my baby it is born and smiling on my knee
I'll think of lovely Willy in High Germany

Oh Polly, love, oh Polly, the rout has now begun
And we must go a-marching at the beating of the drum
Go dress yourself all in your best and come along with me
I'll take you to the war, me love, in high Germany

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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:40:01 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I'm beginning to think Ireland doesn't care about their mentally ill at all. If they did, there would be programs for folks like this.


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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:47:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		In our army we're the best
From the north, south east or west
The best of boys are following the drum.
We are mighty hard to bate,
I may say without concate,
Faith the enemy are welcome when they come.
Be they Russiand, French or Dutch
Sure it doesn't matter much,
We're the boys to give 'em sugar in their tay
For we're the Connaught Rangers,
The lads to face all dangers,
Fallaballah, fallaballah, Clear the way!

cho:

You may talk about your guards boys
Your lancers and hussars boys
Your fusiliers and royal artillery (without the guns)
The girls we drive'em crazy, the foe we beat them easy
The rangers from old Connaught, yaarrr, the land across the sea!

Now allow me here to state,
It is counted quite a trate,
In old Ireland just for fight for friends's sake
To crack your neighbor's head,
Or maybe your own instead.
Faith 'tis just the fun and glory of a wake
So you see all Irish boys are accustomed to such noise
It's as natural as drinking whiskey neat.
For there's none among them all, from Kingston to Donegal,
Like the gallant Connaught Ranger on his beat.

Chorus

T'was Bonaparte who said as the Frenchmen on he led
Marshall Soult, be them the Rangers do you know?
Faith says Soult, there's no mistake, to our heels we'd better take
I think it's time for you and I to go.
When the colleens hear their step, it makes their hearts to leap
Aaargh, jewels will ye wist till Parrick's day?
For they are the Connaught Rangers, the boys that fear no dangers
And they're the lads that always take the sway.

Chorus

Now you haven't far to search, for the lads who best can march
The lads that never fear the longest day,
Faith you easily will know, their dashing step will show
Tis the Connaught boys who always lead the way.
If me words perhaps you doubt, come and join 'em on a route
I'm thinkin' you'll not find it quite a treat;
You'll see them in the van, you may catch them if you can
Faith you'll have to travel fast or you'll be late.


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RE: Truth and Drama - 1/18/2016 4:55:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		I hope they are getting paid for all this, or getting some happy endings or something. cos they sure are useless wastes of space.




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