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Mistress Mary -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/13/2004 11:56:57 AM)

I want to die laughing [8|]



Robinson -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/13/2004 8:32:11 PM)

If I had my way it would be looking out the window at Brunelleshi's dome after a good day of Fencing.

Reality will most likely be something cliche' like a wooden beam to the head.



ShadeDiva -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/14/2004 10:06:49 PM)

The definition of good health is merely dying at the slowest rate possible.

I rather like that quote.

As for the actual event - I'd rather it was a surprise. *smile* As I am sure it will be.

I have my little tape of things that I have been saving since I was a child that I wish to have roll across my mind if I am graced with a few moments to do so, and that I try to collect whenever I can which symbolizes and represents the most fundamental, elemental, awe-inspiring, beautiful, inspiring, deep, spiritual, cores of what makes life so damn incredible, and our lives such a rich tapestry of experiecne and growth.

If I'm lucky, I'll get to roll that sucker right at the end. *smile*

~ShadeDiva



Gabrielle -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/17/2004 10:57:29 AM)

It would be an honor to die at my Master's hands around my neck as he found his sexual pleasure in me.



iwillserveu -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/17/2004 3:14:38 PM)

Gabrielle,

Add a few letters (Domme not Dom[:)]) and i somewhat agree that would not be a bad way to go. i wouldn't call it an honor though.



Sinergy -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/7/2004 11:21:56 PM)

Well, the easiest way to die is to freeze to death. You shiver, you stop shivering, you fall asleep, game over.

But I am a big fan of Sisyphus, I want to die laughing and heaping scorn on the Gods above who determined human existence would be this way.

Sinergy



MizSuz -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/8/2004 6:43:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Well, the easiest way to die is to freeze to death. You shiver, you stop shivering, you fall asleep, game over.




I don't know that I'd agree that it's the easiest. Seems to take too long. I'd have to say that suffocation would be preferrable to freezing. You only experience a few moments of intense panic before you give in, then you lose conciousness and it's over.

My personal choice between a few moments of intense panic and a few hours of shivering would be the few moments of intense panic. ymmv



Estring -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/8/2004 9:56:16 AM)

I think that having a grand piano fall on you wouldn't be a bad way to go. The last thing you would hear is a nice piano chord ( probably a B flat ) and then you're gone. [:D]



MstrMrW -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/8/2004 10:54:36 AM)

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quickly...preferably while handcuffed to the bed...

In bed is great for you, harsh on the one left living. Lost a boyfriend like that. Lots of therapy!



Very harsh for the one left - especially if you had been scening - can you imagine the look on the faces " no really, we were just playing -- those welts from the caning I had just given her have nothing to do with her death - honest!!!!"

Have also lost a sub in similar manner - massive stroke - thankfully, we had not yet started playing for the evening so no embarrassing questions from ambulance personnel or hospital staff ("well uh those ligature marks on her wrists, well ummmm you see she consented to me handcuffing her to the bed and ummm oh hell I invoke my 5th amendment rights and I want a lawyer"[;)])



schiava -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/8/2004 10:58:08 AM)

*laughs, rolls her eyes grumbling "b flat......" groans*



MstrMrW -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/8/2004 11:03:49 AM)

As for myself, I would like to die from exhaustion brought on by a massive flogging/caning/cropping followed by sex with a room full of nymphomaniac submissives - I guess you could boil it down to death by orgasm[:D]



sanna -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/9/2004 11:06:49 AM)

Well now this caught my eye for sure...had to read some of the replies and since this is my first time posting .... I think that death by orgasm is the best by far...only...because I happen to be one of those nymphomaniac submissives * grins *

Respectfull,
sanna



SylverWolf -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/21/2004 9:22:48 AM)

EEP!



LordJereth -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/21/2004 9:25:47 AM)

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You Will Die Orgasming To Death!
When it comes to sex, you're like an energizer bunny on crack.
While this is normally a good thing, you don't cool down when you should.
If you're going to bite the big one while your naked, it will be simple.
Too much fun, and your heart will give out. What a way to go!


Works for me.

LJ



Sinergy -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/21/2004 8:50:17 PM)

How do I want to die?

I want to be a colossal failure after purchasing and attempting to use every device on www.villainsupply.com to overthrow and become the Ruler Of The Earth, and be killed by my arch-nemesis after a glorious martial arts battle in my secret moon base.

I suspect it wont happen, but the topic of this was "How do you want to die" so there you go.

Sinergy



dixiedumpling -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/28/2004 11:01:34 PM)

I've always feared I'd die in some sort of violent way: murdered. But I'll take most any thing other than the way my parents died: old, minds long gone, wheezing their last breaths in a hospital bed before pneumonia finally took them to everlasting peace. At least I hope they are at peace.



rain -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/29/2004 6:45:17 AM)

Estring:

Sounds like a loony tunes cartoon!

Guess an anvil dropping on one's head doesn't make such a pretty sound, eh?

~rain~



Thanatosian -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/29/2004 9:33:07 AM)

I forget which famous person said it - "Old age aint for sissies"

update - have since seen this attributed to Bette Davis



Sinergy -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (5/29/2004 9:44:41 AM)

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I forget which famous person said it - "Old age aint for sissies"


My favorite is:

"Youth is wasted on the young."

Which I believe was Oscar Wilde.

Sinergy



LDnHisRose -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (6/10/2004 8:40:03 PM)

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You Will Die From Erotic Asphyxiation!
Whoa, I know this could seem off to you - but think about it
You love the feeling of being controled, even if it's a little scary
And that fetish is just a slippery slope to being choked
It's one of the more peaceful ways to go. Congrats!

Want to orgasm more easily? Check out the World Famous Jack Rabbit Vibrator. It's amazing -


My favorite part about this is the ad for the vibe immediately after...lol....do I need to get off fast 'cuz I'm running out of time?

Also..and I know most have heard this but it seems appropriate for the thread:

"Don't take life to seriously...nobody gets out alive!

~His rose~



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