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LaTigresse -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 11:38:18 AM)
In a blaze of glory. Considering I am planning on being around for at least another 60 years that will prolly be, slipping, falling into a snowdrift with a broken hip and freezing to death. Okay, maybe it will just be a melty sizzle of half ass glory.

mnottertail -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 11:47:07 AM)
I want to be naked on one of those Olympic Japanese Ski Ramps, with a couple 55 gallon drums of gasoline strapped on my ass, and hit about 3 or 4 of those micky mouse microdots and a guinness and when I start peaking, I want someone to give me a light and a kick................. That aurghta flake a little cholesterol off the veins for the last ride...... Ron

SissySean -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 11:48:28 AM)
Philadelphia (AP)- A 35 year old man died today while exiting an adult bookstore. Witnesses say Sean exitied the building when a gang of rather sexy females jumped on him and began tearing at his clothes. It seems the women were so worked up and in such a frenzy they didn't know when to stop and ended up tearing the poor, but cute man to shreads. Nobody was able to get a good look at any of the suspects but one was overheard yelling, "Can't wait to post this on Collarme". The investigation continues.

LadyEllen -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 4:09:14 PM)
In the bunker from which I conquered and ruled the world, from a cyanide pill and gunshot to the temple, with the sound of the artillery of all the world pounding the city above as they close in. Am I worrying......or what? E

mnottertail -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 4:19:03 PM)
That is so fuckin' 40's I can't believe it. Heindrich H.

missturbation -> RE: How do you want to die? (Humorous conversation starter.) (11/9/2006 5:54:34 PM)
I'll give you that light and that kick !! It wud be my pleasure [:D]

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