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iwillserveu -> Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 7:04:12 AM)

Yes, I know it has nothing to do with BDSM or D/s. It can also be an invitation for zealots to tell you about Jesus the desert island companion. The question is not limited to real people.

My stock answers are:

1) William Shakespeare, so I can teach him Italian geography.
2) Xena: Warrior Princess. If we get attacked by 20 head hunters she can take 19 while get take on the scrawny guy. [:)] (She might not want to have sex, but at least the scenery will be good.[:)]) Besides, after a few months she get us off the island in a half hour. [:)]

Oh I once had someone ask a variation of this. What books would you want. I kinda killed conversation by saying Raft Making for Dummies and Stellar Navigation Made Easy.




inyouagain -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 8:31:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu
2) Xena: Warrior Princess. If we get attacked by 20 head hunters she can take 19 while get take on the scrawny guy. [:)]

After the resultant pissing contest which ensued from your "Protect you from what" thread... I think I'm disgusted with you now you bad boy!

Am I really reading what I think I'm reading? LMAO [:D]

iwill, after all your hogwash, diatribe and character assasinations over a Domme NOT "protecting" her sub... do you really mean to tell us now that you fantasize of being stranded on a desert island with Xena Warrior Princess "protecting you" from 19 head hunters while you "protect her" from 1 scrawny one?

How convenient! After the 20 head hunters are toast, no more witnesses! (very smart!)

It stands to reason you would have to prevail over the one scrawny one, else it may in fact be he who is enjoying the scenery!

Just keep the scrawny one dancing while she disposes of the 19 others, then she can come "protect you" from the scrawny one too! [:D]

Inyouagain




ProDomme -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 10:40:35 AM)

1) Nick Cage
2) Rob Thomas

What a weekend.. ;)




proudsub -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 12:07:34 PM)

1. My Master
2. Steven Segal[:)]




Estring -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 1:52:20 PM)

I would choose Maryann and Ginger of course. Both naked, collared and leashed. A three hour cruise indeed! [:D]




MistressKiss -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/11/2004 1:59:31 PM)

Anthony Hopkins...hands down....with a bottle of nice Chianti....

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iwillserveu -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 2:10:07 AM)

headuphisassagain,

Ever watch the show? I'm not sure but I bet she fights better than me. (Depending on the script writers of course.[:)])

Incase you never noticed, in a scene HEADHUNTERS NEVER ATTACK. (Well, not in my scenes.[:)])

OK, is our wittle manny wanny fweeling better after getting an attack out?[:)][8D] Insteads of calling you headuphisassagain maybe I should call you message board cop.[8D]

In case you scream about my use of ad hominem attack I promise I won't agree wuith you and use "monkey boy" as an example.[8D]

Hey, isn't it about time you followed your own advice and clicked the little dot next to my name.

Not spellchrecked because I lack respect for the moron I'm responding too. Oh, BTW, "[8D]" tends to dshow a lack of respect either for what a person says or that poster in general. Guess how I'm using it.[:D]




inyouagain -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 2:28:31 AM)

LOL

Inyouagain




feline -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 5:27:23 PM)

Vin Diesel, a tub and a case of jello! [:D]

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LadyBeckett -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 5:52:23 PM)

Oh Richard Gere in a sarong! I'd allow him to kneel next to My hammock anytime...




Robinson -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/12/2004 5:52:48 PM)

Not another Damn island!
This time it would be the contents of a very good Library and Friday. (Some one has to carry the books)




londonswitch -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/13/2004 9:12:21 AM)

*laugh*

poor old robinson

Can i have our offices' IT manager please? He seems to be able to make anything happen when I need it.




night_breeze -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/13/2004 12:21:42 PM)

Alice Cooper [:D]




ShadeDiva -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/14/2004 10:15:25 PM)

Lets see ....


Bob Villa *might* be useful ... Yo! Cabana Bob! The deck chair is not level! lol

I think I'd want a good loyal dog, maybe two, so they could have puppies. A dog can see you through the worst of things and what a pal! Keep ya warm at night, good guard dog, catch ya some rabbits or birds - for some good eating!

Andddddddd hmmm ... does the dog(s) count as a person or people? lol

If limited to humans, I suppose a good chef might be a good idea, or a gardener. Perhaps a storyteller?

Someone that knows herbs for healing maybe. lol

Screw it - I have no real idea. LOL!

On the humor side, I figured a Vampire might be cool - eventually you could then fly (depending on which vampire thing you go for, lol)

Ugh I give up! LOL!

~ShadeDiva




rain -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/15/2004 7:15:38 AM)

This is a good one...

i'd say Anthony Kiedis, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers (a rock band for those unfamiliar)
b/c he's attractive, and has a great voice...could sing some lullabies to me.

also, i'd love to bring my nephews (ages 2 and 5) because i'd like to be able to be silly, tell them stories, and watch them grow up.

~rain~




sub4hire -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/15/2004 4:21:55 PM)

Albert Einstein and Issac Asimov for me.




GotHotLove -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/18/2004 11:53:09 PM)

Angelia JolieYummy!!

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MistressDREAD -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/19/2004 5:30:59 PM)

Got hot Love Please read the rules to the forum again.

on a desert island oooooh yes I know who..
sherriA ~~wicked [:D] giggles~~




Sinergy -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (4/28/2004 10:29:27 PM)

This question is difficult for me to answer.

First off, I have a background in reading such works as Sartre's No Exit, wherein one discovers that Hell is other people. So I guess my first question would be how big is the island and can I hide somewhere?

That stated, I would have to say that personality and intelligence mean a lot more to me than physical attributes. Angelina Jolie is quite lovely, but I dont know her well enough to say she wouldnt bore me enough to throw myself off a cliff to prevent procreation with 2 weeks.

Roseanne Barr would certainly never be boring, although I imagine I would spend the time celibate because nothing says "Save your virginity for Death" like that nasal voice of hers.

I can think of a number of males that would be interesting to be stranded with, but lacking much interest in having sex with other guys, and the fact that I am a Scorpio who would be willing to try as hard as I could to screw myself to death, Im not sure I would end up picking one.

The funny part about this question is I lived off the land on Catalina Island for a month with 2 friends after we graduated from high school. So part of me is thinking "been there, done that."

Ciao

Sinergy




sub4hire -> RE: Who would you want to be stranded on a desert island with? (Humorous conversation starter.) (7/28/2006 9:14:46 AM)

You should take a month off and do a reality television show.  Is Survivor still around anyway?
That is the show they camp on an island, correct?




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