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bounty44 -> repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 3:49:42 PM)
so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side. fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me. now that im a democrat, when the primaries roll around in ny on april 19th, i'll be voting for either Hillary or Bernie sanders because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog. I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.. I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain next week can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. the Corps of Engineers and EPA know how to use ALL THE LAND in the continental USA land much better than we idiot citizens do. I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral. I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution. I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates. I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer. I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals. I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom. I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity. I would rather have free stuff than freedom. my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view. of course there's a "republican" version of this, and ive seen it. the difference between the two however, is what ive written above is true, while the other is more or less not. (maybe one of my new comrades will give it a shot anyway?) oh and, Hillary didn't do anything wrong!!!

DesideriScuri -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:01:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bounty44 so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side. When did you stop being a nutsacker?!?

bounty44 -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:08:44 PM)
oh heck! laughs...I did think about that one. maybe ive still got time to add it! got it! thank you... oh, and for the record, I stopped being a "nutsucker" at the moment of my repentance.

mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:19:00 PM)
Your dog wouldnt marry down. I notice now that while the darling creep of the nutsuckers old Scabies Scalia is cakked, there have been some very constitutional rulings, and people now laugh at the nutsucker thomas. But nutsuckers could have planned for this long ago, america is noticing what asswipe good for nothing country destroying innumerate communists they are, and wont vote for those toiletlickers to scrub toilets. I guess if nutsuckers would check out the real world instead of the communist Faux Nuze, they would have been apprised of it. Alas, they are too fucking stupid. I think they are going to lose this one because they are not 'conservative' enough.

thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:25:46 PM)
ORIGINAL: bounty44 so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side. I think you are lying again. fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me. Lead by example not exhortation now that im a democrat, See, I knew you were lying...they are just as bad as the scumbag punkassmotherfuckers you just abandoned. when the primaries roll around in ny on april 19th, i'll be voting for either Hillary or Bernie sanders because: You have let the zombies suck what was left of your brain out of your nose. I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog. Life can be a bitch and then you marry one. I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.. Anyone with a three digit i.q. knows that the profit margin is significantly higher than 4%... I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. Jesus you are phoquing stupid. Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. The constitution says the government cannot limit your speech. You are free to tell a samoan that you like his skirt but it would be logical to expect to be looking up at the sky through a pair of black eyes. I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, If you realize your limitations then don't own one. and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. The scotus has ruled that is not true. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain next week can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. Then you are pretty gullible. You need a better source of information I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. Killing human beings is against the law. A foetus is not a baby human being. Let me guess you quit school in the third grade didn't you? I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. You are not from around here are you? I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit. Comrade you have been reading marx not jackson. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. So marshall was wrong and tanny was right? the Corps of Engineers and EPA know how to use ALL THE LAND in the continental USA land much better than we idiot citizens do. I agree idiots should not be making law or enforcing it. I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral. From time to time you seem to be almost normal. I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution. Then what the phoque are you doing on a sex site like this? I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates. According to the fbi crime is down. I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer. Wow another moment of clarity. I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals. Now you are back to phoquing stupid I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom. Freedom to do what????be unfair??? I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity. Now you are back to phoquing stupid I would rather have free stuff than freedom. What kind of free stuff? my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view. I can get you a deal on a periscope. of course there's a "republican" version of this, and ive seen it. the difference between the two however, is what ive written above is true, while the other is more or less not. (maybe one of my new comrades will give it a shot anyway?) oh and, Hillary didn't do anything wrong!!! The bitch is breathing up my air. Don't tell me that is right or fair.

Lucylastic -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:28:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bounty44 so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side. fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me. now that im a democrat, when the primaries roll around in ny on april 19th, i'll be voting for either Hillary or Bernie sanders because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog. I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.. I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain next week can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. the Corps of Engineers and EPA know how to use ALL THE LAND in the continental USA land much better than we idiot citizens do. I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral. I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution. I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates. I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer. I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals. I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom. I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity. I would rather have free stuff than freedom. my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view. of course there's a "republican" version of this, and ive seen it. the difference between the two however, is what ive written above is true, while the other is more or less not. (maybe one of my new comrades will give it a shot anyway?) oh and, Hillary didn't do anything wrong!!! As usual, you have no idea what a democrat is..... oh and you forgot, delusional!!!!

bounty44 -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:36:32 PM)
oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! surely I need a role model too---I wonder which one I should emulate? should I buy a che t-shirt? vote twice on the 19th? defecate on a police car? write a scientific paper with fudged data? change my race? bully someone who doesn't believe like us? oh theres so much and its all happening so fast! help me please! maybe I can at least boycott Mississippi as a start?? or ignore some history?

thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:38:03 PM)
ORIGINAL: bounty44 oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! Welcome comrade...with the caviats listed above.

mnottertail -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:44:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bounty44 oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! You are indeed the poster child of bolshevism, my communist friend.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:47:09 PM)
Well that was stupid

thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:51:21 PM)
ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick Well that was stupid Jesus you are phoquing perceptive[:D]

Nnanji -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 4:57:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bounty44 oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! surely I need a role model too---I wonder which one I should emulate? should I buy a che t-shirt? vote twice on the 19th? defecate on a police car? write a scientific paper with fudged data? change my race? oh theres so much and its all happening so fast! help me please! You did say free stuff. While health care, minimum wage and college education are the current free things being advocated for, I think leaving them unlisted is better. Let people have their own imagination about the free things they're gonna get.

thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:05:58 PM)
ORIGINAL: Nnanji You did say free stuff. While health care, minimum wage and college education are the current free things being advocated for, I think leaving them unlisted is better. Let people have their own imagination about the free things they're gonna get. How about an all access pass to sherri's guest ranch? Twenty two pounds of benjamins and an extra twenty years of a healthy life.

thishereboi -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:09:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick Well that was stupid Perhaps you have to understand the humor, something a lot seemed to have missed. [8D]

bounty44 -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:10:18 PM)
if only the rich would pay their fair share!! is it too late to get an Obama phone?

bounty44 -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:11:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick Well that was stupid Perhaps you have to understand the humor, something a lot seemed to have missed. [8D] often the best humor has large elements of the truth in it. feel the bern! hope and change! bush lied people died! %*#^&% evil Koch brothers! i think the Pennsylvania primary is coming up soon. we need to watch out for the bitter people clinging to their guns and religion!

thompsonx -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:19:49 PM)
ORIGINAL: bounty44 oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! surely I need a role model too---I wonder which one I should emulate? should I buy a che t-shirt? No che was kinda pushy...your new look should embrace someone more staid...trotsky perhaps. vote twice on the 19th? NO, you should vote for each office and issue on the ballot not just two. defecate on a police car? That would be sooooo kewel if you could use sherriff baca's tie for shit paper. write a scientific paper with fudged data? Now you are backslidin" change my race? I think you are right. A man your age shouldn't be trying to sprint with the youngsters...a move up to the middle distances where maturity counts. The mile and the 1500 meter would be the next logical step. bully someone who doesn't believe like us? You might want to hit the gym and take some boxing lessons first. oh theres so much and its all happening so fast! help me please! Ok...start with the trotsky shirt and enroll at the gym for starters. maybe I can at least boycott Mississippi as a start?? Well first things first...hit the gym then some boxing lessons then maybe invest in a buss ticket to m-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-i crooked letter-crooked letter-i hump back- humpback- i.. Remember keep your left up and keep that jab workin' you ain't no muhammad ali.

Phydeaux -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:20:49 PM)
Sends him his free Obamaphone. And his $20 dollars for posting along the party lines. Oops I forgot. That was per shift. Well 1-2 more posts - you should be covered.

Lucylastic -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:21:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bounty44 oh how joyous, who would have predicted? my three favorite comrades come to welcome me to the fold! surely I need a role model too---I wonder which one I should emulate? should I buy a che t-shirt? vote twice on the 19th? defecate on a police car? write a scientific paper with fudged data? change my race? bully someone who doesn't believe like us? oh theres so much and its all happening so fast! help me please! maybe I can at least boycott Mississippi as a start?? oh sweetie you posted just to bait or should that be 'bate. Such a wonderful delusion you try to live under.

Lucylastic -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/10/2016 5:23:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: ThatDizzyChick Well that was stupid Perhaps you have to understand the humor, something a lot seemed to have missed. [8D] well it is funny just not in the way he "intended"

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