bounty44 -> RE: repenting of our ways (4/11/2016 3:38:52 AM)
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ORIGINAL: bounty44 so after careful consider born from, in general or in particular, being identified as a racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, holier than thou, self righteous, greedy, selfish, anti-science, immigrant hating, punk-ass motherfucker with my foot in my mouth, idiotic, sad little joke, dumbass, nutsucker, ive decided to repent of my ways and join the morally superior, more enlightened, effective, and certainly, as you can tell by the aforementioned evidence of many months of conversation in the forum, the more loving side. fellow libertarian and conservative types, I urge you to join me. Okay. I'm on board, with one caveat: I want a gig in the cabinet for which I am vastly unqualified for four years. During that time, I want trans-actional immunity for any fucking of the public or public trust I do (up to and including DOJ investigations/indictments). After that, I want you to contact all the DNC super delegates and make sure I have a clear, undemocratic (almost soviet union-like) path to the Dem nomination. Can ya help a brother out? Michael im not sure--I mean, if you were anything other than a white male it might be possible. are you at least experiencing a lot of self loathing and white guilt for all the privilege you have enjoyed over the years? once youre there, will you promise to force the Washington redskins to change their name?
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