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verbatimguy -> why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 9:19:10 AM)

Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

They stick paper in my stall, they peep through the holes they drilled in the dividers, they look at you where they've removed the doors from the stalls.

What is it about bathrooms that attracts gay men so much?




MsTanner -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 9:32:10 AM)

The common denominator would be; YOU !




dcnovice -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 9:45:23 AM)

quote:

Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

You're just so irresistible.




dcnovice -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 9:56:17 AM)

Indeed we've even created an app to let us know when you're in a nearby restroom.

It's called VG Wee-wee and can be found at the App Store and Google Play.




PeonForHer -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 10:01:34 AM)

That doesn't happen to me, despite my superbly chiselled buttocks. What am I doing wrong?




kdsub -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 10:02:02 AM)

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MsTanner -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 10:08:05 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

That doesn't happen to me, despite my superbly chiselled buttocks. What am I doing wrong?


Perhaps VG could share some pointers with you.




stef -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 10:18:16 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: verbatimguy

Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

You have an incredibly overactive imagination.




WhoreMods -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 10:53:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

That doesn't happen to me, despite my superbly chiselled buttocks. What am I doing wrong?

You are dropping your strides at the urinal to flaunt them, not just unzipping your fly, right?




Lucylastic -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 11:22:32 AM)

I think it might be dragster pants(down the back of the thighs) without the unnerpants???




PeonForHer -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 11:28:28 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WhoreMods
You are dropping your strides at the urinal to flaunt them, not just unzipping your fly, right?


Of course! And I even have the words 'Grab while they're ripe!' tattooed on my jacksie!

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. When I'm standing at the urinal, everybody else queues at the cubicles. [:(]





mnottertail -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 11:32:59 AM)

when you dump out your todger, do you hear the words grisly or WTF?




Aylee -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 12:41:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Indeed we've even created an app to let us know when you're in a nearby restroom.

It's called VG Wee-wee and can be found at the App Store and Google Play.



YAY DC!




Lucylastic -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 12:45:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Indeed we've even created an app to let us know when you're in a nearby restroom.

It's called VG Wee-wee and can be found at the App Store and Google Play.

LMAO brilll




ThatDizzyChick -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 2:01:02 PM)

Maybe it is your wide stance




thompsonx -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 5:46:33 PM)


ORIGINAL: verbatimguy

Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

They stick paper in my stall, they peep through the holes they drilled in the dividers, they look at you where they've removed the doors from the stalls.

What is it about bathrooms that attracts gay men so much?

How were you able to find all the "gay friendly" bathrooms?[8|]




subrob1967 -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 5:53:50 PM)

FR You must be a Republican




LadyPact -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 7:09:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: verbatimguy
Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

They stick paper in my stall, they peep through the holes they drilled in the dividers, they look at you where they've removed the doors from the stalls.

What is it about bathrooms that attracts gay men so much?

Dang, I must be doing something wrong.

Only happened to me once. Gorgeous brunette. Amazing bone structure. Stood about 5'8"~ 5'9". Beautiful brown, shoulder length hair. Eyes of an Italian beauty. Body that would make most men drool.

I can promise my real life porn is better than yours.





Aylee -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 8:01:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: verbatimguy
Why is it that when I go to the bathroom in public places I have to deal with gay men trying to pick me up?

They stick paper in my stall, they peep through the holes they drilled in the dividers, they look at you where they've removed the doors from the stalls.

What is it about bathrooms that attracts gay men so much?

Dang, I must be doing something wrong.

Only happened to me once. Gorgeous brunette. Amazing bone structure. Stood about 5'8"~ 5'9". Beautiful brown, shoulder length hair. Eyes of an Italian beauty. Body that would make most men drool.

I can promise my real life porn is better than yours.




If he would stop going to porn theaters, he would not have this problem.

And. . . did you take her up on the offer?




Dvr22999874 -> RE: why bathrooms attract gay men (5/26/2016 8:22:01 PM)

My question for verbatimguy is "Have you stopped accepting the offers of these gay men yet ?"




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