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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 1:51:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hi ya Gauge!

Okie dokie, I thought it over. Of the two options, I could have gone with the complimentary one if it didn't require all that bowing down stuff. As glad as I am to see you, now that I'm 60, all that bowing is an option I would prefer to avoid. So I'll go with the advising you to copulate with yourself option.

Hoping all is well at your end, best wishes.



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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 2:28:33 AM   
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How about if I cover both bases and say bow down and go fuck yourself? :)

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 3:29:15 AM   
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Regarding the bowing..not with my back, but you can go forth and mutiply often if you wish:)
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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 4:08:48 AM   
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Can't do any bowing down due to muscle spasms and DJD...I hate getting old.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 5:41:12 AM   
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Welcome back!

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 5:47:13 AM   
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The U is silent, nobody cares, just getting that out of the way.

Welcome back, Gage.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 7:09:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'll skip the bowing, if it's all the same to you.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 7:44:58 AM   
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Oh, and welcome back.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 12:31:55 PM   
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oH, you meant bow to you... oops.

Welcome back, dude.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 3:00:56 PM   
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I have no clue who you are, but welcome back all the same.

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/25/2016 6:21:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG......he's back.....sooner or later they all come back....

next thing ya know....he's gonna wanna remodel the basement so he's got a place to stay......

welcome back......now go fuck yerself.....

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RE: Oh hai!!! - 7/26/2016 2:46:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Welcome back, you stud...

Can't do any bowing down due to muscle spasms and DJD...I hate getting old.

They should change his forum badge from "runs with scissors" to "Stud-Muffin".

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