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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 4:11:54 AM

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kiwisub............until recently, I actually had a t-shirt and some glasses from a pub ( Molly O'Grady's) in Invercargill. They were very trusting souls in that pub and I have to admit we took a little bit of an advantage of that fact.

One thing never to do in New Zealand when you are drunk is to start telling sheep jokes to the cab driver when you are wanting to get back to your ship and it's 40 kms of completely empty country road.

I can totally see the sheep jokes not going over well. We are very sensitive about our sheep in New Zealand - after all, if they get their feelings hurt, they might not tolerate the fools that keep them penned up.

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 5:14:10 AM

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Shave.
Shaving with an electric shaver can be hazardous while drunk, but if you use a safety razor or a straight razor, don't even think of going there.

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 11:37:55 AM

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Call your mom...from college...when you're underage...and hurling up all the Chinese food you had for dinner...

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 8:19:20 PM

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The sad thing is I was only halfway through a second drink. I'm a real cheap date.

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 8:23:31 PM

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/28/2016 8:24:49 PM

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Sorry kiwisub, I completely misread that and read penned as pegged !!!!........................I think the final straw with that cab driver was when I pointed at a field full of sheep and asked if it was his family gathering of some sort or the local brothel. That was about when we all started walking.

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/29/2016 5:05:53 AM

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What do you call a Welshman with three sheep?
Jones the pimp.

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RE: Things not to do when you have been drinking.... - 7/29/2016 6:27:21 AM

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What do you call a Welshman with three sheep?
Jones the pimp.

I would think that polygamist applies as well.

To continue the livestock jokes:

Do you know why all football fields in Oklahoma has been switched to astroturf?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

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