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Presidential write in campaign - 7/29/2016 5:02:36 AM

jlf1961

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Okay, I will be honest, I am starting a write in campaign for president.

As president I will promise not to fuck up anything worse than it already is.
If I dont know the answer I will find someone who does (K, Bama and Lucy gonna be getting a lot of emails)
I wont promise the impossible.

And I will admit that, if I get tired of congressional bullshit, I will be tempted to put flavorless laxatives in all snacks I send over from the whitehouse (hey if they full of shit, then the laxatives will solve the problem.)

For vice president I will have Katy Morgan, granted not the brightest bulb in the pack, but she has decent tits, which should distract everyone from my screw ups.

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/29/2016 5:09:30 AM

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Dammit, I could vote for your crazy ass:)
LOL

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/29/2016 6:25:23 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Dammit, I could vote for your crazy ass:)
LOL

Hey, at least I am honest, and no you cant, you live in Canada, that country that thinks round slices of ham is bacon.

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/29/2016 6:35:42 AM

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dammit....

real bacon looks like this....

< Message edited by Lucylastic -- 7/29/2016 6:38:00 AM >

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/30/2016 10:26:59 AM

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bacon

< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 7/30/2016 10:28:12 AM >

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/30/2016 12:36:26 PM

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if you can make bacon the national meat....you got my vote

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RE: Presidential write in campaign - 7/30/2016 12:38:39 PM

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