What should be an Olympic Sport

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I think they are all awesome especially the spoon players

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They are pants here are my 3 suggestions

60% (3)

Total Votes : 5

(last vote on : 8/7/2016 3:46:27 PM)
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WickedsDesire -> What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:00:21 AM)
1. Parading of the big breasted women in corset and bootery (it’s a word now) double points for latex/rubber, triple if they can do the splits and quadruple “arty” contortionist, that defy belief less thee witness them with ones own eyeballs, positions…sloBBers 2. Number of orgasms you can invoke from another in 24 hour period. 3. Ravishing, to their satisfaction, a hoard(lets call it twenty) of nymphomaniacs, lightly drizzled in oil and looking wanton. I don’t suppose the UK has any medals yet – we are totally awesome at sitting on our bottom (arse) sports.

WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:01:56 AM)
Darts Pie-eating Dungeons and Dragons

Greta75 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:03:53 AM)
Pokemon Go?

Tkman117 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:11:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Greta75 Pokemon Go? Trust me, it's WAY too broken for that [:D]

WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:22:53 AM)
I'd not thought of videogames, but for that they need to go old school. Space Invaders would be highly suitable for timed contests...

WickedsDesire -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 8:30:51 AM)
hehe pie eating And, I said three, not one...but yes pokeymon, whatever that is, counts, space invaders too, for whom amongst us hasn't seen the last...ermm...the last...oh The Last Starfighter Theatrical Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7NaxBxFWSo ah i see where this one nicked that from (& B5(hmm and war of the worlds)) Ender's Game Final Simulation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIEHxyyFcE ball crushing wicked hurling are all allowed

PeonForHer -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 10:31:51 AM)
Caber-tossing; more martial arts (aikido; jiu-jitsu, even sumo) ... and, of course, there's also Extreme Ironing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4JVxvH4BG0

WhoreMods -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 10:34:05 AM)
One I should have mentioned: Dwarf Hurling. Can I have that instead of Darts?

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 10:38:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods One I should have mentioned: Dwarf Hurling. Can I have that instead of Darts? You'd have to catch one first!! [:D] And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find.

PeonForHer -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 10:39:30 AM)
And cheese-rolling. Like badminton, another Gloucestershire invention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PNkDIAqtLk

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 10:43:30 AM)
Beer Pong!

itsSIRtou -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:00:27 AM)
I second beer pong!! I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling..... and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !!

Lucylastic -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:03:29 AM)
OMG I so like the burlesque dancing:) Welly Wanging

Lucylastic -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:07:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find. You gotta look in the right place... they arent intelligent critters Hunting them should be a sport:)

WickedsDesire -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:37:41 AM)
who said burlesque dancing - you i will marry and you will feel the throb of my tongue lash between your wanton legs

Lucylastic -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:40:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: itsSIRtou I second beer pong!! I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling..... and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !! How did you miss this ??? LOL

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 11:51:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1 And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find. You gotta look in the right place... they arent intelligent critters Hunting them should be a sport:) Oh YESSS!! That would be fun! Followed by a Desperate Dan pie eating contest [:D] Gherkins anyone?? [8\|]

itsSIRtou -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 12:06:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: itsSIRtou I second beer pong!! I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling..... and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !! How did you miss this ??? LOL ever since I posted that.....Ive had this song in My head..... and thoughts of a prior pic of urs ....LOL https://youtu.be/YdRnbuwZ7I0

Lucylastic -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 12:19:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: itsSIRtou quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic quote: ORIGINAL: itsSIRtou I second beer pong!! I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling..... and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !! How did you miss this ??? LOL ever since I posted that.....Ive had this song in My head..... and thoughts of a prior pic of urs ....LOL https://youtu.be/YdRnbuwZ7I0 LOL Cool, im not exactly a twerking fan, but I do love Butts... THis is my idea of burlesque...my major girl crush. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKlVydb5Z1I ANd all you chaps should take up tassel twirlingwink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6x-r9ikQ8

BitaTruble -> RE: What should be an Olympic Sport (8/7/2016 1:01:52 PM)
All the athletes should be naked as was originally intended. Wrestling needs to take place in jello. All equestrian events need to use pony boys/girls. No seats allowed on bikes for cycling events. New Sports: Pussy Pong, a team sport with two people per team and gold to the one who shoots a ping pong ball the furthest from their kitty. You can't use your hands but you do have a teammate called a "loader". (Think about the number of kegals the winner would have under her belt and consider making friends.) Jizz Joust which is exactly like a pissing contest except the fluids are different. Two divisions.. Speed jizz and marathon. Viagra would be considered doping. Gang Bangs.. It's already a team sport and when it's done with style it's worth gold.

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