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What should be an Olympic Sport


I think they are all awesome especially the spoon players
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They are pants here are my 3 suggestions
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What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:00:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		1. Parading of the big breasted women in corset and bootery (it’s a word now) double points for latex/rubber, triple if they can do the splits and quadruple “arty” contortionist, that defy belief less thee witness them with ones own eyeballs, positions…sloBBers
2. Number of orgasms you can invoke from another in 24 hour period.
3. Ravishing, to their satisfaction, a hoard(lets call it twenty) of nymphomaniacs, lightly drizzled in oil and looking wanton.

I don’t suppose the UK has any medals yet – we are totally awesome at sitting on our bottom (arse) sports.
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:01:56 AM   
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Pie-eating
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:03:53 AM   
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:11:45 AM   
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Pokemon Go?


Trust me, it's WAY too broken for that

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:22:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd not thought of videogames, but for that they need to go old school. Space Invaders would be highly suitable for timed contests...

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 8:30:51 AM   
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And, I said three, not one...but yes pokeymon, whatever that is, counts, space invaders too, for whom amongst us hasn't seen the last...ermm...the last...oh

The Last Starfighter Theatrical Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7NaxBxFWSo

ah i see where this one nicked that from (& B5(hmm and war of the worlds)) Ender's Game Final Simulation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIEHxyyFcE

ball crushing
wicked hurling are all allowed

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 10:31:51 AM   
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... and, of course, there's also Extreme Ironing:

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 10:34:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		One I should have mentioned: Dwarf Hurling. Can I have that instead of Darts?

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 10:38:53 AM   
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One I should have mentioned: Dwarf Hurling. Can I have that instead of Darts?

You'd have to catch one first!!

And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find.


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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 10:39:30 AM   
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 10:43:30 AM   
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:00:27 AM   
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I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling.....

and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !!

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:03:29 AM   
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:07:10 AM   
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And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find.


You gotta look in the right place... they arent intelligent critters
Hunting them should be a sport:)

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:37:41 AM   
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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:40:26 AM   
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I second beer pong!!

I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling.....

and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !!


How did you miss this ??? LOL


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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 11:51:30 AM   
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And those 9-legged furry things roaming north of Hadrian's Wall are hard to find.


You gotta look in the right place... they arent intelligent critters
Hunting them should be a sport:)

Oh YESSS!! That would be fun!
Followed by a Desperate Dan pie eating contest
Gherkins anyone??

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 12:06:27 PM   
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I second beer pong!!

I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling.....

and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !!


How did you miss this ??? LOL




ever since I posted that.....Ive had this song in My head..... and thoughts of a prior pic of urs ....LOL

https://youtu.be/YdRnbuwZ7I0



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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 12:19:03 PM   
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I second beer pong!!

I would also add burlesque dancing.... complete with women's and men's breast tassel twirling.....

and twerking.... ranked the same as boxing (flyweight, middleweight, heavyweight, etc....) so people of all sizes & shapes could compete, not just skinny folks !!


How did you miss this ??? LOL




ever since I posted that.....Ive had this song in My head..... and thoughts of a prior pic of urs ....LOL

https://youtu.be/YdRnbuwZ7I0




LOL Cool, im not exactly a twerking fan, but I do love Butts...
THis is my idea of burlesque...my major girl crush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKlVydb5Z1I


ANd all you chaps should take up tassel twirling*wink*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6x-r9ikQ8

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RE: What should be an Olympic Sport - 8/7/2016 1:01:52 PM   
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Wrestling needs to take place in jello.
All equestrian events need to use pony boys/girls.
No seats allowed on bikes for cycling events.

New Sports:

Pussy Pong, a team sport with two people per team and gold to the one who shoots a ping pong ball the furthest from their kitty. You can't use your hands but you do have a teammate called a "loader". (Think about the number of kegals the winner would have under her belt and consider making friends.)

Jizz Joust which is exactly like a pissing contest except the fluids are different. Two divisions.. Speed jizz and marathon. Viagra would be considered doping.

Gang Bangs.. It's already a team sport and when it's done with style it's worth gold.











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