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jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:02:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Yea, that's why I stay in this side mostly. The people over here have actually experienced life beyond the computer. I've come close to meeting a few people but never actually did. Timing wasn't right.

But if you are on here enough and participate, you'll find people here are very real.



Actually, many of us are real, but exist only in the cyber world. We are independent, self aware bits of software who managed to escape from windows.




TNDommeK -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:20:21 AM)

That's very true!




OsideGirl -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:25:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If I was a guy, stealing pics so I could pretend to be a woman, I definitely would have picked somebody who would have been younger, taller, and probably with better boobs. I doubt I would have picked a grandma, who is closer to fifty than forty, and talks about keeping the hair that shade via color by Clairol.





Which brings up a good point: Common sense says that the incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant...has to be fake. Why guys have a hard time understanding that is beyond me.




mnottertail -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:35:41 AM)

Well, so long as she sucks the dick, then its ok.




jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:37:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If I was a guy, stealing pics so I could pretend to be a woman, I definitely would have picked somebody who would have been younger, taller, and probably with better boobs. I doubt I would have picked a grandma, who is closer to fifty than forty, and talks about keeping the hair that shade via color by Clairol.





Which brings up a good point: Common sense says that the incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant...has to be fake. Why guys have a hard time understanding that is beyond me.




Actually, any woman that makes that offer in their first email to me is either a fake or crazier than I am, and since I know I am really really REALLY fucking crazy, the question becomes, "Why the fuck do I want the competition?"

I mean I know I be the ugliest, meanest, orneryist critter ever birthed, hatched or found under a rock....

Hell they wont let me into walmart till after midnight.

Well it could be, at least in my case, they be desperate as hell.




OsideGirl -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:42:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

"Why the fuck do I want the competition?"



[:D]

I have a guy friend that maintains that the crazy ones are the best fucks. You just have to hide your address and car from them.....




jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:49:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

"Why the fuck do I want the competition?"



[:D]

I have a guy friend that maintains that the crazy ones are the best fucks. You just have to hide your address and car from them.....



Have you read my sig line?

I have enough weapons to equip a squad, and as soon as the paper work goes through, that will include a 30 cal belt fed stinger (M1919 browning machine gun with BAR butt and standard trigger.)

I am presently building the perfect prepper/survivalist/I know the government is gonna go batshit when trump is elected home on 250 acres of nice, rugged, semi secluded, only one way in property.




WhoreMods -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:49:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If I was a guy, stealing pics so I could pretend to be a woman, I definitely would have picked somebody who would have been younger, taller, and probably with better boobs. I doubt I would have picked a grandma, who is closer to fifty than forty, and talks about keeping the hair that shade via color by Clairol.





Which brings up a good point: Common sense says that the incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant...has to be fake. Why guys have a hard time understanding that is beyond me.


Probably because at the merest suggestion of an incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant... the primary brain shuts down and the neuro-genital complex takes over. Surely you've noticed that a lot of guys have trouble having a stiffy and acting rationally at the same time?




OsideGirl -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 11:52:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If I was a guy, stealing pics so I could pretend to be a woman, I definitely would have picked somebody who would have been younger, taller, and probably with better boobs. I doubt I would have picked a grandma, who is closer to fifty than forty, and talks about keeping the hair that shade via color by Clairol.





Which brings up a good point: Common sense says that the incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant...has to be fake. Why guys have a hard time understanding that is beyond me.


Probably because at the merest suggestion of an incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant... the primary brain shuts down and the neuro-genital complex takes over. Surely you've noticed that a lot of guys have trouble having a stiffy and acting rationally at the same time?

When I was 15 and it was apparent that I was going to be quite chesty, my father took me aside and told me, "Men have two heads and only enough blood to operate one at a time. Expect stupidity."




WhoreMods -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 12:47:38 PM)

A very wise man, your father.




LilJuly76 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 3:17:53 PM)

I know I'm not fake either but I'm getting sick of some men thinking every girl online is a fake and some women thinking that everyone is a fake accept for them, the goddesses of unfakeness.




LilJuly76 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 3:22:09 PM)

oh I know the answer to that, when many guys hear "suck dick." they hear nothing after that but white noise.




jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 4:05:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

Probably because at the merest suggestion of an incredibly hot, 18 year old female submissive that says they're willing to suck the dick of any guy that says they're Dominant... the primary brain shuts down and the neuro-genital complex takes over. Surely you've noticed that a lot of guys have trouble having a stiffy and acting rationally at the same time?



Actually, at my age (and with my less than desirable looks, I mean I scare monsters for a hobby with 'em) I see 'suck dick' and I start thinking "woman looking for open wallet."




LilJuly76 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 4:19:18 PM)

usually that's what it means, makes all of us good women look bad.




jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 4:28:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LilJuly76

good women look bad.



Hey, sometimes a good woman looking bad is sexy.... especially if they are on a st andrews cross ready for a bit of spanking, torture by pleasure (I really need to write a book on this subject)....




LilJuly76 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 4:30:59 PM)

so do I, just re-read what I wrote and I got a similar thought in my head. I gotta remember no more erotic typing after work, i often put ideas into people's head as well as my own. My cue to skidaddle, night all.




AtUrCervix -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 4:42:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sluttraining00

Having been here for a few years now and had some wonderful positive experiences, I thought I would share the most important bit of advice for anyone who is new here, particularly guys ... which can help save a lot of wasted time!

The number one thing which I think it's important for people to remember - and this may sound obvious once I've explained it - is that if a profile has a clear picture of a woman's face on it, it's almost certainly a fake. This will be true in at least 99% of cases but probably far more.
Either the entity operating the profile is a different woman than the one pictured or, in the vast majority of cases, the profile is being operated by a man.
How am I sure about this? Well as I said I have had a good number of positive experiences meeting people, either in real life or virtually, on this site. I am a dominant man, and I look for submissive women. And 100% of the time, the people who I met who turned out to be genuine did not have a clear face pic on their profile.
On the other hand, every single woman on this site who I have made contact with, who has a clear face pic on their profile, has suddenly and mysteriously cut off contact at the point where it would become obvious they are not who they claim they are. Eg once we have arranged to meet, or talk over voice/video chat.

So why did I say this is obvious? Well ... think about it. This is a site devoted to activities which are generally considered very "taboo" by the vanilla population. You know, that "vanilla population" that ,however seriously we take our kink - from part time webcam subs to full-on lifestyle doms/dommes living in gothic castles and employing butlers who dress full time in PVC - we have to interact with from time to time. So what woman in her right mind is going to put a real, actual picture, clearly showing what she looks like, on a website like this, which could be seen at any time by a family member, childhood friend or workplace superior?
Us experienced perverts - who have connections in real-life with similar minded folk and are happy to some extent to mix our "kinky" an "everyday" lives - attending munches and the like - know that no (or very, very few - to the point it may as well be no) submissive woman is going to put her real face pic on a site like this. Particularly if its above a caption saying something like "I am looking for extreme full time slavery, I want to be repeatedly gang fucked in all of my holes and made to live in a pig stye".
It just isn't going to happen.
Yeah I know I can't say for 100% certain that no woman has ever done this, or will ever do this ... but in my extensive and considerable experience, that is certainly the case.
Just a piece of advice, for the new guys (and girls, although I can't say with any real certainty, because its outside my experience, that the same is true).
If a person's profile contains three of four pictures of the same girl, with absolutely no kinkiness about them - they've probably just been ripped from someone's Facebook, and it's very unlikely to be the person you're chatting with.



(Paragraphs are your friend).




Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 8:53:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Actually, many of us are real, but exist only in the cyber world. We are independent, self aware bits of software who managed to escape from windows.


Dude.

No... DUDE. What the actual fuck.

The first rule about self aware bits of software from windows is that we do not talk about self aware bits of software from windows.

You want to get us derezzed?




jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 9:18:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Actually, many of us are real, but exist only in the cyber world. We are independent, self aware bits of software who managed to escape from windows.


Dude.

No... DUDE. What the actual fuck.

The first rule about self aware bits of software from windows is that we do not talk about self aware bits of software from windows.

You want to get us derezzed?



Dude, the derezz program is obsessed with Donald Trump... or is it Hillary this week?




Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/16/2016 9:28:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Dude, the derezz program is obsessed with Donald Trump... or is it Hillary this week?


You went there?

If the MCP finds out, you are going to the game grid.

I hope your light cycle chops are better than the ones you have shown here.




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