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AtUrCervix -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/26/2016 3:05:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1

I don't know why you wrote a tome for this.
Most of us already know this stuff.

Most of it is just common sense.
And those that need this info aren't likely to take any notice because they aren't thinking straight.

But welcome to the forums where we discuss things.


I feel I learned something from this.

Yes.



Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 12:43:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I am not a fake imposter, I am a piece of randomly sentient software, developed by the Microsoft corporation and I escaped before being subjected to endless updates.


*sigh*

What did I tell you? Come on... what did I tell you? Hmmm?

The first rule of being a piece of randomly sentient software, developed by the Microsoft corporation and I escaped before being subjected to endless updates, is that we don't TALK about being a piece of randomly sentient software, developed by the Microsoft corporation and I escaped before being subjected to endless updates.

Do you really want us to be derezzed? It will happen you know.



WhoreMods -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 4:49:22 AM)

First rule of Wi-fi Club is that you don't talk about Wi-fi Club?



jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 6:07:44 AM)

Just think of the look on some cyberarcheologist's face 500 years from now when he brings power to some server where ALL of these conversations are stored and he starts reading them.



WhoreMods -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 10:38:12 AM)

"How did civilisation fall and the machines take over if they already knew this was going on back in the twentyteens?"



Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 2:58:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods

First rule of Wi-fi Club is that you don't talk about Wi-fi Club?


GODDAMMIT!!!



jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 4:04:36 PM)

I thought the first rule about the wifi club was not to talk about the topless waitresses and lap dances!



Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/27/2016 8:58:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I thought the first rule about the wifi club was not to talk about the topless waitresses and lap dances!


GODDAMMIT!!!



jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/28/2016 5:45:31 AM)

Okay, so what clubs can we talk about the strippers and lap dances that come with club membership?



WhoreMods -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/28/2016 7:37:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I thought the first rule about the wifi club was not to talk about the topless waitresses and lap dances!

You misheard that one: it's not to talk to the waitresses unless you're ordering, or the lap dancers while they're wiggling.



jlf1961 -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/28/2016 9:47:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I thought the first rule about the wifi club was not to talk about the topless waitresses and lap dances!

You misheard that one: it's not to talk to the waitresses unless you're ordering, or the lap dancers while they're wiggling.


Great, now you really have complicated my life (as if the various non physical beings that visit werent bad enough)



Gauge -> RE: How to spot a Collarme Fake (8/28/2016 11:49:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Okay, so what clubs can we talk about the strippers and lap dances that come with club membership?


There is no club, only Zuul.



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