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jlf1961 -> Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 11:41:49 AM)

2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)



WhoreMods -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 12:46:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter...

How big are the rabbits round your way?
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jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 1:32:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter...

How big are the rabbits round your way?
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They are the standard size, I just want to make sure I get the bastard.

I mean granted, when that much anti matter goes boom, pretty much everything for a few tens of millions of cubic miles is gonna be dust, but at least I will get the little furry bastards.



AtUrCervix -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 4:35:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)


YOU are on a fucking ROLL tonight LOL



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 4:39:49 PM)

There is a simpler and more elegant solution Jeff......................sit outside the rabbit hole with a large club and make a noise like a pepper plant. When the rabbit comes out to investigate, part his fur with said club.



jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 8:39:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

There is a simpler and more elegant solution Jeff......................sit outside the rabbit hole with a large club and make a noise like a pepper plant. When the rabbit comes out to investigate, part his fur with said club.



Look, I am ex airborne rangers. When you have a problem with a sniper you first call in arty, if arty dont work, you call in air support, eventually you call in everything short of the BOMB.

If you know about what tree or rock he is using for cover, you have everything within 1000 yards blasted, meaning if you see a grass hopper move, you drop arty on it.

In other words, if I found his hole, I would shove 10000 pounds of c4 in it and set back and watch it go boom, but then I had a sargent tell us, if 1 pound of c4 will stop a truck, 10 pounds will stop it better.

Forget the idea of moderation, I believe in over kill, and when I say over kill I mean

OVERKILL



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 8:53:17 PM)

maybe some land mines around the pepper-plants with a perimeter of claymores around them and possibly an electrified mesh-fence around that then ?



Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:03:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)



Make Elephant Stew.

I will explain. First the ingredients:

1 Large elephant, diced.

75 pounds cooking onions, chopped.

One entire field of parsley, finely minced.

2000 cloves of garlic, diced.

3400 green peppers, deseeded and chopped.

1500 pounds of potatoes, cubed.

2000 gallons of water.

4 cases of white wine.

Herbs and salt and pepper to taste.

Three rabbits, skinned and cut into strips.

Place all ingredients into a large pot, omitting the rabbits. Cook until the elephant is tender and delicious. Adjust spices. Ask your guests if they like rabbit. Add rabbit according to responses... because not everyone likes a hare in their stew.

This might not solve the problem, but it sure will give you something to do with them after you have trapped them.



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:08:00 PM)

I was given a recipe for roast rhinoceros when I was at sea. It entailed cooking the damn thing for two and a half years and then throw the meat away ( it's absolutely disgusting) but the crackling is really unbelievable !!!



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:09:08 PM)

Maybe you could get in contact with Elmer Fudd or Daffy Duck Jeff ? I'm told they are experts on problem rabbits.



Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:13:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2,000,000,000 long tons of anti matter.
1 really big magnetic bottle to contain antimatter
30 feet of wire
1 push button micro switch


It seems that my rabbit proof garden fence aint is rabbit proof, the damn things are getting to my freaking pepper plants (nothing else, just the damn pepper plants.)


OK, OK, OK... I was a bit silly in my previous post... who in the hell would put 75 pounds of onions in anything?

My trap.

Act like a carrot. Be the carrot. Let the carrot flow through you.

When the desired quarry flips its head out to investigate the carrot you have become...

Activate the following:

The robots. The ones with the fluff seeking missiles.

The nuke mines. You have them, we all know it. Make that rabbit glow green for eternity.

Whiskey. Activate the whiskey. Not for the rabbit but because whiskey. Who sets off nuke mines without whiskey anyway?

The shadow government. Nothing loves to hunt rabbits like the shadow government.

Elmer Fudd. See above.

If it didn't work, you were not the carrot those droids were looking for.




Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:16:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

I was given a recipe for roast rhinoceros when I was at sea. It entailed cooking the damn thing for two and a half years and then throw the meat away ( it's absolutely disgusting) but the crackling is really unbelievable !!!



What hack moron gave you that recipe?

You never cook a rhinonockwurst for more than a year and a few weeks, depending largely on the age of the rhinonockwurst. the meat is the BEST THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! The crackling made me gag.... although it was great for shingling my roof.



jlf1961 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:21:11 PM)

Uh, gentlemen, and ladies, the peppers in question are my Carolina Reapers, they sorta make the ghost chili look mild.

And these mutant rabbits love the shit out of them!!!!



Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:25:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Uh, gentlemen, and ladies, the peppers in question are my Carolina Reapers, they sorta make the ghost chili look mild.

And these mutant rabbits love the shit out of them!!!!



Fine, troll. Ignore the advice.

Your peppers are as good as gone.

Enjoy.



Lucylastic -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:39:32 PM)

squealing at you guys, thanks for the laugh:)
Jeff, you dont snort the peppers do you????
oh and Gauge, you need more onions not less...n some capers.



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:41:03 PM)

I vaguely remember a holy hand-grenade being used against a killer-rabbit in the search for the holy grail.

I HAVE actually seen a man eating rabbit, believe it or not



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:43:33 PM)

you should see us when we HAVE been snorting something lucy !!!! My fix is Oregano and Basil mix................when you hit that high, you think Bolognaise Sauce has invaded the country



Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:47:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

squealing at you guys, thanks for the laugh:)
Jeff, you dont snort the peppers do you????
oh and Gauge, you need more onions not less...n some capers.


Yeah, I know... those elephants need some help. AMIRITE???



Gauge -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:48:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874

I vaguely remember a holy hand-grenade being used against a killer-rabbit in the search for the holy grail.

I HAVE actually seen a man eating rabbit, believe it or not



Proof or it never happened.



Lucylastic -> RE: Items needed for ultimate rabbit trap. (8/16/2016 9:49:25 PM)

I was just wondering Dvr, cos, I saw a vid clip of a guy who snorted peppers,
I had never heard of it before, and hadnt seen it, ...
I cant handle anything up my nose, snot my thang, but I am a curious kinda person



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