jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Okay, I admit I have an evil streak, and my sister takes OCD to completely new levels, so in an effort to make things interesting around the house... 1) since all of our ceiling fans have two sided blades (wood grain on one side, solid color on the other) last week while she was out and while I was cleaning the blades as requested, I switched one blade on each of the ceiling fans. 2) I have flipped the toilet paper roll in her bathroom, at least once a week. 3) Books on bookshelves seem to randomly (with help) get rearranged randomly by height of the book (and turned upside down.) 4) Furniture moved exactly one inch in the wrong direction 5) She asked me to change the bedding on her bed yesterday. I used different colored sheets and pillow cases from 4 different sets. Now, in my defense, this campaign started after she brought in some of my all time favorite (now forbidden) snack foods. You see, last year I was diagnosed as being borderline diabetic. I check my sugar twice a day, and in the last week she has brought home cheesecake, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies and two nights ago made a batch of fudge that is so rich that you risk diabetic coma looking at it.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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