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WhoreMods -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 11:05:35 AM)
Not a thread about yoga, then. [:D]

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 11:21:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Not a thread about yoga, then. [:D] Not exactly... unless you want to rant about yoga.[8D]

Chaska -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 11:52:23 AM)
Yoga this or that

Chaska -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 12:08:15 PM)
Or some BDSM yoga

DesFIP -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 12:33:42 PM)
Jeff, I'm under 5'5. And I can't climb ladders to open a cabinet. Now a lock box, sure. They fit on the bottom shelf and a kid wouldn't have the key. I would like to add to the Hummer list, people who buy jacked up jeeps and then get huffy when their elderly, disabled mother can't climb in to go for a ride. The person in question here being my son.

jlf1961 -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 6:32:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Jeff, I'm under 5'5. And I can't climb ladders to open a cabinet. Now a lock box, sure. They fit on the bottom shelf and a kid wouldn't have the key. I would like to add to the Hummer list, people who buy jacked up jeeps and then get huffy when their elderly, disabled mother can't climb in to go for a ride. The person in question here being my son. I kept a loaded .45 auto in a lockbox that needed two (TWO) keys, and my 4 year old had it almost open when I walked into my room. I now keep the weapon in a biometric locked box that requires a KEY and a thumbprint to open, and I put it on a shelf that I can barely reach.

DesFIP -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 7:10:05 PM)
How frightening. But again, if I have to climb up things, it's not happening. There are light bulbs all over this place that need changing. I have the bulbs but I can't get a volunteer to climb a ladder.

jlf1961 -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/19/2016 7:32:32 PM)
The thing is that most 'child proof' caps, lids, locks etc. aren't. The ones that require lining up two arrows, well any child can figure out that if these two things point at each other that has to be right. We try to teach simple problem solving to children as part of their early development, the put the shapes in the holes that match teach to make connections between shapes and even symbols. What is worse, if there is a child proof cap on a medication that is not normally taken, but kept for emergencies, and the person has to fumble with those caps because a child is in the home, critical seconds are lost. I keep epipens in my fridge because I am allergic to bee and wasp stings, and an epic pen is just jab and click. Thing is that drug is great for someone having an allergic reaction, and can have dire reactions with someone who just jabs themselves with it. The thing is that my great nephew knows (by witnessing my reaction to getting hit by three wasps) that little thing in the refridgerator makes it so poppop can breathe, and he can and has gotten me one when I needed it.

NorthernGent1 -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/22/2016 3:31:04 PM)
I've never understood why bar men/women pour beer into the glass until it overflows. I mean, why would someone do that? Firstly, it's a waste of good beer. Secondly, that's someone else's money they're pouring down the drain. Thirdly, don't these people have the discipline to concentrate for the full 30 seconds it takes to pour a pint - stopping at the point where the glass is full? Not saying: "they can go fuck themselves", but they can go and boil their heads.

WhoreMods -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:10:03 AM)
Have you never heard of a slops tray?

DaddySatyr -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:18:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge You left your car running with the AC on. You care about your pet. This was not addressed to those that care about their pet. Care about him? FUCK! I dote on the little son of a bitch. Do a search with my name and the words: "Puppy", "Dog" and "Harrold Robbins Puppenstuff" and watch what comes up (on a BDSM forum site LOL) Michael I had to revisit this, after an incident with a fuckwad, today. The ball and chain was bound-and-determined to do laundry, after work and I needed to go in a different direction to buy a birthday present for a neighbor's child. I loaded the laundry in her car and told her I'd go to the laundromat and help her get squared away. I loaded Puppy into my car, reached into my wallet, got out my "Puppy key" and drove off. I was parked no more than 60 feet from the entrance of the laundromat. I had JUST gotten out of the car (I'm pretty sure this fuckwit saw me get out of my car, but I can't swear to it). I see her, examining my car. I call out: "Ma'am! He's fine. I have the air running and I'm right here" No response. Now, she moves a little closer to the car. I raise my voice, just a bit more and repeat myself. Nothing. Now, she's starting to circle the car (at a distance of about 6 feet). I call out, just a bit louder and repeat myself. Nothing. She moves to the back of the car and starts examining the license plate. Finally, I'm pissed. I yell out, as loud as I can. She removes the earbuds from her ear. I lower my voice, quite a bit and say: "Ma'am, he's fine. I have the air running. He's okay." She comes out of her mouth sideways and says: "Sorry. I was just concerned about your dog. You don't need to yell." I say: "Yes and I've been trying to tell you that he's fine, but you weren't hearing me." "I had my earbuds in." "Yes, that's why I was raising my voice." "Well, you didn't need to." "Obviously, I did. I might add: had you not been listening to whatever so loudly, you'd have heard the engine running, as close as you were to the car." A few minutes later, when the police showed up, we got it all cleared up and I got a written warning for idling my car. Just thought I'd add two more to the list of people who can just go fuck themselves. Michael

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:29:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr Just thought I'd add two more to the list of people who can just go fuck themselves. Michael As you should. Stupidity is not attractive. [:)]

DaddySatyr -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:38:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods Not a thread about yoga, then. [:D] Not exactly... unless you want to rant about yoga.[8D] *ANY* threads about Yoga (or wedding invitations) are subject to deletion! LOL Michael

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:46:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr *ANY* threads about Yoga (or wedding invitations) are subject to deletion! LOL Michael Rock on Good Sir. [:)]

DaddySatyr -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:49:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Rock on God Sir. [:)] Typo or did I get a promotion? Michael

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/23/2016 11:54:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr Typo or did I get a promotion? Michael Typo. If you would like to be God, I can ask around, but my contact with deities has been lacking lately. [&:]

DaddySatyr -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/24/2016 12:01:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Typo. If you would like to be God, I can ask around, but my contact with deities has been lacking lately. [&:] "*Lord Grand High Exalted Poobah*" would be fine. Michael

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/24/2016 12:07:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr "*Lord Grand High Exalted Poobah*" would be fine. Michael I hereby grant you the title of Lord Grand High Exalted Poobah. Based solely on my last granting of a title, this entitles you to a lot of shit not brought on by me. If you agree to these terms which I require you to sign, you may now commence the usage of said title.

DaddySatyr -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/24/2016 12:11:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I hereby grant you the title of Lord Grand High Exalted Poobah. Based solely on my last granting of a title, this entitles you to a lot of shit not brought on by me. If you agree to these terms which I require you to sign, you may now commence the usage of said title. No sword? WTF! I'll bet you don't even sit on the Poobah Board of Directors! Michael

Gauge -> RE: People That Can Go Fuck Themselves! (8/24/2016 12:16:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr No sword? WTF! I'll bet you don't even sit on the Poobah Board of Directors! Michael I forgot the sword? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! I swear that I said what I was supposed to shuffles through papers Oh... YES... Says here that I am supposed to grant you the title of deity and then hand you the items that are indicated. They never indicated a sword. Says in lieu of sword offer excuses. How am I doing thus far?

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