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could be otherwise.... - 9/1/2016 4:18:56 PM

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....why doesn't someone come feed me?

Seriously.....why doesn't some chic come feed me?

I'm a single guy....I can't feed myself.....I have NO idea how to feed myself...why won't you feed me?

I have NO idea how to do this shit.

(I have no idea how to do this shit).

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/1/2016 9:28:51 PM

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Learn. Nobody wants to be with someone who is incompetent at adult skills.

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/2/2016 5:04:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

....why doesn't someone come feed me?

Seriously.....why doesn't some chic come feed me?

I'm a single guy....I can't feed myself.....I have NO idea how to feed myself...why won't you feed me?

I have NO idea how to do this shit.

(I have no idea how to do this shit).

Also, the word you're using is spelled "chick," not "chic."

CHIC (pronounced sheek) - definition: attractive and fashionable; stylish (as a chic hat).

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 4:52:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

....why doesn't someone come feed me?

Seriously.....why doesn't some chic come feed me?

I'm a single guy....I can't feed myself.....I have NO idea how to feed myself...why won't you feed me?

I have NO idea how to do this shit.

(I have no idea how to do this shit).

Also, the word you're using is spelled "chick," not "chic."

CHIC (pronounced sheek) - definition: attractive and fashionable; stylish (as a chic hat).

Check the fuck out man....got it?....Go for it....I have NO fucking idea how to boil water.....sue me. You do????....Roll with it. More power to you dude. Make us a gawdamned meal!

I admit it....I have NO capacity as to cooking. (None).

Couldn't boil rice if you paid me.

Ramen.....pffffftttt....couldn't do it!

Wouldn't even know how.

Hate me because I'm a gawdamned Neanderthal.....fine....(fuck you).

Give me 5 acres of commercially zoned dirt....and 300 grand....I'll turn it in to 3 million.....making breakfast.....I haven't a gawdamned clue.

Chics....they know this shit....spell it any way you like.

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 5:54:53 PM

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YouTube. Watch and emulate.
Or go out. Or buy frozen food and microwave.

Solve the problem.

Btw, women were not born knowing these skills either.

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 6:09:17 PM

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I admit it....I have NO capacity as to cooking. (None).

Do you have the capacity to learn something? Do you have the desire to learn how to cook? If you feel that this is something someone would see as desirable in a partner, then learn to cook. There are online courses, YouTube videos, beginners cook books, your local community college likely has some sort of non-credit cooking courses.

I watched cooking shows as a kid. The Galloping Gourmet and Julia Child were right up there along with Sesame Street and Mr. Rodgers for me. I made my first full meal when I was 6 years old, with just a little help from my Mom. In the three years that I have been with my submissive, she has only cooked once, I do all the cooking.

Cooking is not rocket science, all you have to do is learn a few basic things and you can make wonderful food. Then, as your skills improve, you can get a little more fancy, but nail the basics first. The most important thing is not to get intimidated by it... yes, there are complicated terms and very complex dishes out there, but learn to fry an egg first... or make soup (which is really easy). Watch cooking shows whenever you can, watch what they do and how they do it, yeah, a lot of them make it look easy, but forget that and watch them. If you have a favorite meal that you like, learn how to cook that for yourself. Frankly, it is very satisfying when I make a meal and others enjoy what I have made.

So, if you really want to learn, go learn.

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 6:54:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

YouTube. Watch and emulate.
Or go out. Or buy frozen food and microwave.

Solve the problem.

Btw, women were not born knowing these skills either.

(Didn't / DON'T expect wimmens to provide for me.....I expected various restaurateurs to step up....GLADLY pay for it....didn't expect men to tell me I should step the fuck up when I NEVER will....don't wanna....more than happy to pay for my meals.

(Never expected anyone to take care of me....at 58......been doing just fine....so far).

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 7:05:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

I admit it....I have NO capacity as to cooking. (None).

Do you have the capacity to learn something? Do you have the desire to learn how to cook? If you feel that this is something someone would see as desirable in a partner, then learn to cook. There are online courses, YouTube videos, beginners cook books, your local community college likely has some sort of non-credit cooking courses.

I watched cooking shows as a kid. The Galloping Gourmet and Julia Child were right up there along with Sesame Street and Mr. Rodgers for me. I made my first full meal when I was 6 years old, with just a little help from my Mom. In the three years that I have been with my submissive, she has only cooked once, I do all the cooking.

Cooking is not rocket science, all you have to do is learn a few basic things and you can make wonderful food. Then, as your skills improve, you can get a little more fancy, but nail the basics first. The most important thing is not to get intimidated by it... yes, there are complicated terms and very complex dishes out there, but learn to fry an egg first... or make soup (which is really easy). Watch cooking shows whenever you can, watch what they do and how they do it, yeah, a lot of them make it look easy, but forget that and watch them. If you have a favorite meal that you like, learn how to cook that for yourself. Frankly, it is very satisfying when I make a meal and others enjoy what I have made.

So, if you really want to learn, go learn.

I never said (in any form) I want to learn to cook. FUCK that shit!!!!

If I had a party.....of my most important friends.....I would NEVER cook for them because....they would never again want to visit my home.

What the fuck is the deal about ME NOT wanting to cook?

I don't want you to cook for me (although if you came to my home, wanting a tasty meal, it would be smart of you to be prepared to do so)....nor would I ever ask you to because....well....that would be a smidge uncouth....asking you over....to cook your own meal.

I would ask you over....to enjoy my (amazing and irreparable) company and....I would have looooooooong in advance....had someone (who ACTUALLY knows something about making tenable food).....make some.

WTF is the issue with me being some kind of misogynist prick, expecting some woman to make me my food?

I never suggested anything of the sort.

Get off your fucking high horses peeps!

(Someone needs to call the gawdamned WAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!!).

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 7:06:38 PM

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(Jeeeeeebus fucking H!!!!)

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 7:37:19 PM

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(Reminds me of all these fucks that got BUTT HURT about Wells Fargo putting out an ad about goddamned ballerina's).

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/4/2016 8:59:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: AtUrCervix

I never said (in any form) I want to learn to cook. FUCK that shit!!!!

If I had a party.....of my most important friends.....I would NEVER cook for them because....they would never again want to visit my home.

What the fuck is the deal about ME NOT wanting to cook?

I don't want you to cook for me (although if you came to my home, wanting a tasty meal, it would be smart of you to be prepared to do so)....nor would I ever ask you to because....well....that would be a smidge uncouth....asking you over....to cook your own meal.

I would ask you over....to enjoy my (amazing and irreparable) company and....I would have looooooooong in advance....had someone (who ACTUALLY knows something about making tenable food).....make some.

WTF is the issue with me being some kind of misogynist prick, expecting some woman to make me my food?

I never suggested anything of the sort.

Get off your fucking high horses peeps!

(Someone needs to call the gawdamned WAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!!).

If that is what you got out of my post... I have no words.

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RE: could be otherwise.... - 9/5/2016 6:19:59 AM

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Now you claim that you don't want or expect anyone to cook for you but your op says the direct opposite. All we can go by is what you've said.

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