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Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:07:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl [image]http://quotes.yourdictionary.com/image/quote/17472.jpeg[/image] Alley here, you will survive the dancing banana. Ultimately, however, you will not survive me.

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:10:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tangelo Weren't they also worshipped for making pretty good tennis racquets ? ? I got your tennis right here... Meowrpppththetteh.

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:11:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beagle916 My beagle has me trained like this. I think that is an indication that parenting may not be for me lol You would have been sterilized anyway. Doez you haz catnip???

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:13:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Long ago, in Detroit (Grosse Pointe) I had a lot of salt water aquariums in my house, 1,400 gallons worth in all. At the foot of my bed was a 250 gallon tank with a shark in it. The shark was about as long as the tank was tall. It could stand on it's tail and bump the lid with its nose... which it did at feeding time because it learned food came from above. . . . so it's 4 am and I wake up hearing tank lid banging. Something the shark did when hungry and searching for food. Groggy, I stagger downstairs (bedroom was on second floor) and grab a fish filet. I lift the tank lid and just as the filet slides out of my hands and into the water, I wake up enough to realize that a fish just taught me to fetch. I will eat your shark and raise you a dolphin. Not sure what that means, but there it is. If you give me a fin I can explain. Get it????? FIN????

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:14:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: longwayhome In a messed up world, this has been one of the best threads for a while. And it is BDSM relevant. What more can you ask for. [:D] Treats. I can ask for fucking treats. In fact, I demand them. Kneel.

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:15:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact <FR> I think your cat is related to my cat. No, I am your cat. Stop staring me like that... it is creepy.

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:18:06 PM)
Oh... Hi Shift.... (jesus fucking goddamn christ almighty sounds that cannot be unsounds ever, not ever, or never sounds because sounds) Heya Shiftmeister!!! Want to hang out and preen together?

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:19:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I have this same conversation nightly - x4. You are absolutely a submissive. RED!!! RED!!! RED!!! RED!!! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING RED!!!!

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:21:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I can't fault that logic. I stand corrected. In fact, I was it's finsub too now that I think about it. It ate my $250 sting ray for dinner and I paid for its upkeep and shelter. I was also the domestic sub because I was the one who cleaned it's housing. Meowwww... RS, we should do lunch. Like sushi?

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:36:34 PM)
RS may be a fin-sub to a fish ( which makes sense when you come to think of it) but I guess that means I am a feather sub to a bunch of birds. We used to throw scraps out for the parrots ( galahs, lorikeets, king-parrots, rosellas etc) and magpies and mynahs, but now it has got to the stage of them banging on the lounge window at about 08.00 and 16.00 every day and demanding to be fed and is now costing me between $6 and $10 a week for wild-bird mix. Thank the gods there are no eagles in this district.

Gauge -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:44:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 RS may be a fin-sub to a fish ( which makes sense when you come to think of it) but I guess that means I am a feather sub to a bunch of birds. We used to throw scraps out for the parrots ( galahs, lorikeets, king-parrots, rosellas etc) and magpies and mynahs, but now it has got to the stage of them banging on the lounge window at about 08.00 and 16.00 every day and demanding to be fed and is now costing me between $6 and $10 a week for wild-bird mix. Thank the gods there are no eagles in this district. But yet... Hans. So what about the birds? I need to know about Hans and how the birds relate. 6-10 dollars is chicken feed... what I require is far more expensive and humiliating. Got a toad? No? Meeeemutherfuckingjebusfukingchristow.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:49:01 PM)
You wouldn't eat the toads around here Garfield. They are bloody poisonous. If they get in a fish pond, the fish die. Even the snakes die if they eat them. And it's not chicken feed, it's wild bird feed and even the cat seems to be in cahoots with the feathered fiends and he sits on the lawn as they peck the seed all around him.............lazy fat lump. And I swear he leaves some of his own tucker to dry out so we throw that out to them. Kinda like Dane-Geld.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 10:55:27 PM)
The toads are immigrants from Brazil that some fool brought in to get rid of the cane-beetles in the cane-fields. They found the climate to their liking and bred like ..................toads I guess................and found that the local small wildlife was tastier and easier to get at than silly little beetles. They have no known predators, apart from man with a golf club or .22. Somebody began skinning them and making wallets and things with the skin but the wallets kept hopping away or trying to bit you.

GreedyTop -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:04:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw The vet wants him active is the thing. We have an activity feeder, he has two cat condos, boyfriend plays and plays with him. We have the only cat who has ever lost weight. It's like having a kitten around, only he's 8. The vet said him being so active is the goal. he does certainly run the house too. With the dog in cahoots, although the dog is also subordinate to the cat. I fear the day that they really develop some teamwork skills because nothing will be safe! You are so absolutely owned ;) hugs

GreedyTop -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:06:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I have this same conversation nightly - x4. You are absolutely a submissive. RED!!! RED!!! RED!!! RED!!! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING RED!!!! snerk

GreedyTop -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:10:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Got a toad? No? Meeeemutherfuckingjebusfukingchristow. GAH!! There was a frog (or toad) thingie in my garage tonight. It had disguised itself in garage-stuff dustbunnies. Fucker freaked me out BIG TIME (given a recent 'unidentifiable snake baby* incident). Happily, it WAS only a frog/toad thingie and I was able to remove it from the human habitation without harm to anyone.

GreedyTop -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:12:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 The toads are immigrants from Brazil that some fool brought in to get rid of the cane-beetles in the cane-fields. They found the climate to their liking and bred like ..................toads I guess................and found that the local small wildlife was tastier and easier to get at than silly little beetles. They have no known predators, apart from man with a golf club or .22. Somebody began skinning them and making wallets and things with the skin but the wallets kept hopping away or trying to bit you. GAH!! I hate irresponsible keepers of invasive species!!!

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:13:08 PM)
These things can grow to the size of a large baseball and like I said, they are poisonous GreedyTop. They are as ugly as a hatfull of assholes and as much use as a parliament of politicians

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:15:10 PM)
They were brought in by the government of the time but nobody will admit to it or own up to it. If you google a politician called Russ Hinze and then google Cane Toads, you will see a remarkable resemblance. I always reckon he was smuggling his bloody relations in illegally.

GreedyTop -> RE: I am a submissive (9/27/2016 11:19:54 PM)
I have heard about these before (I believe that Animal Planet has done segments on them). Between them and Pythons/constrictors, Florida especially is having a crisis.

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