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most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 7:59:44 AM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		I am just curious, what are everyone's most embarassing moments involving bdsm or sex. I read some great ones in "Great Sexpectations" newsletter, and thought it would be fun to do it here.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 8:01:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		hmmm, tell ya what: you go first, then maybe i'll share!

(i have enough embarrasing posts on these message boards, thanks!)

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 11:33:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		::Laughing:: that of course can also depend on *who* is the one that is embarrassed. My views on most BDSM related things and embarrassment are the same as my ones on humiliation. But here are two expamples of things that I found hilarious, as did the dominants involved, though they may have embarrassed others. Let me preface them by saying both were unintentional, thus I don't consider myself to have drawn other's into nonconsensual play.

Many years ago I was going to meet a dominant that I was going to be playing with for a few days. He had sent me a ticket, and had told me I was to have on a dress, thigh highs, high heels, and no panties. At one point, I stood on the plane and was going to reach above to get something down from the over head baggage. As I mentioned, the dress was VERY short. ::Laughing:: I suddenly felt someone pressing against me and heard a voice say "uuhhm,, can I help you get that? I don't meant to embarrass you, but everyone behind you can see you have nothing on...."

I politely thanked the stewardess and took my seat, trying not to smile to much as I thought of how amused Al (the dominant) would be to know I had flashed a plane full of strangers by doing as I was told. And being an exhibitionist at heart, it was a great little rush.

The 2nd incident occurred about a year and a half later, different dominant. He had me dressed similarly, and we went out to eat. Once we got to the restaurant, he gave me a package and told me to go to the restroom and put in place. It was a vibrating egg. I inserted it, running the cord through the top of my skirt so the remote would at my waist and easy for him to use. And use it he did! He loved turning it up high so I would become *breathless* whenever the waitress came by.

Finally the meal ended, and we got up to leave. But of course I was soaking wet, and the slick little egg slid out to dangle by my knees (not falling further because the control was in my pocket with the cord under my sweater and in the waist band of the skirt). We both walked to the car trying not to laugh to hard while people did a double take at the sight of the swinging egg...

Neither incident embarrassed me at all,,, but the did cause some embarrassment *for* me in others...

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 1:22:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		My most embarrasing moment .... I love to flirt & tease when we go out to clubs, my dom allows this to a certain point , because he likes to watch me. .. but he does set limits. I pushed my limit one night, looking back at him watching me , he suddenly disappeared then came back inside. Took me by the arm & smiled at the man I was flirting with & asked him to follow us out to the parking lot. Our car had been moved & was parked near the trees in the back of the lot. & to my surprise .. he informed the man that I was being a flirt and just teasing him & had no intension of leaving with him, having me bend over the trunk of the car, my dom pulled up my skirt, slid down my panties & proceeded to whip my butt with a switch he had broken from a bush, while the man watched ... when he was finished, he handed the switch to the man I had been teasing & had him switch me too. He made me follow the 2 of them back inside without my panties & stand next to them at the bar while my dom bought him a drink ... that was embarrasing !!!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 1:53:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		My first experience. Remember I was a newbie and my divorce was not final. (She had the house and I rented an apartment, but the lawyers didn't have enough of our money yet.)

I'll change the names as much as I can, but the BDSM club in Boston can be figured out even though I don't name it.

Just a tip, if the sub asks the Domme were he can find a collar, maybe he's new. If the sub calls the Domina a "Dominatrix" maybe he is new.

She explained she wanted subs for the background display at the night the nightclub she worked at on their BDSM night.

She gave me to a Domina in training. I got a safeword and was tied to a St Andrew's cross and then a bar over my head. I was told to say "ow" or something whenever she hit me. It was loud. The word I missed was "not".

The blows got softer and softer. Eventually I had to guess when to say "ow".

When I tried to explain she did not want to hear it. It took years for me to figure out she was cutting her loses as she must've been telling herself that her bosses at the club couldn't tell I was new.

I was put in this cage like thing with chains for bars but suspended from the ceiling it's own weight made the chains taught.

After months I figured out it was an idiot Domina, not me.

I still don't like loud music.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 2:57:35 PM   
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quote:

hmmm, tell ya what: you go first, then maybe i'll share!

(i have enough embarrasing posts on these message boards, thanks!)

~rain~


LOL rain. Mine really isn't sex related but it was embarassing. Hubby (then my fiance, back in the dark ages) took me to a beach in CA. and taught me to body surf. I had a 2 piece suit on (this was back when I could wear one of those, 1968 i think), well i got thrown around by a wave and when i stood up i felt something wrapped around my legs, so i paniced thinking it was seaweed and kicked and wiggled, finally whatever it was was gone. A few minutes later a guy in the water near me held up the bottom of my suit asking who it belonged to. I never did fess up, but i had to tell my fiance and he went and got his shorts for me to wear. Thank God this was before my bdsm days or he might of made me get the shorts myself.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 3:28:26 PM   
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most embarassing moments involving bdsm or sex.


Midear Proud-

well, it might not be the most, but the first that comes to mind-

Sooo, there's this girl, totally new to this stuff, who I met by giving her a birthday spanking at a bar (the bartender was actually the instigator). She was very, very drawn to this stuff, and I introduced her to it thoughly over the course of a few weeks.

We both liked sushi (actually, liked is too mild a word...), and I had caught 'Black Rain' on cable a few nights prior, so I brought over a big bag of sushi, stripped & blindfolded her, tied to the coffee table, and laid the sushi out on her body.

I filled her belly button with soysauce, and whipped in a good bit of wasibi, and began to eat, feeding her along with myself. This was going pretty well for the first few minutes, then she started to squirm.

"sir? Did you heat the soy sauce? it feels kinda- ow! ow!"

Almost as soon as she had spoken, I realised that the wasibi was burning her skin, and I wiped at it with a damp towel. My wipping wiped right out of her bellybutton, and it rolled down hill, stright over her mons, and directly on top her clit and inner labia.

She drew in a deep breath, and then started to feel it. She yowled like I was using a cattle prod on her. I quickly uncuffed her feet, and then, in my haste, dropped the key to her manacles and kicked it under the fridge.

I dropped to the the floor, and couldn't see it. She was chanting "mastermastermastermasTERMASTERMASTER!!!!!" loud enough that I was starting to worry about neighbors and cops.

I grabbed her, and rolled/flipped her off the table, and lifted it, freeing her linked wrists form the leg of the table. She was in the shower so fast it blew out the candles.

I was utterly mortified. Up untill then, she thought I could walk on water. Suddenly I had turned into Jerry Lewis.

She did forgive me, throughly, but I was still embarassed by it. She wasn't hurt in any lasting manner, though she was a bit tender for a day or so after.....

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/12/2004 5:59:53 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		OMG i'm loving this, ty all for posting, i think it's rain's turn now

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/16/2004 12:57:46 PM   
Checkers


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Status: offline 		Lately, I've been trying to learn rope bondage. I like rope, but it's not intuitive to me as a work-medium. I've learned to handle it safely, I've got some basic tying technics down, and from there I've tried some improvisations.
Some of my early efforts have made my sub look like she has so much rigging she's ready to be sailed out to sea! Not the most elegant ties, to say the least.
It isn't embarassing, exactly, especially since it was just my sub and I, but it was a little humbling in that "back to the old chalkboard" kind of way...

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/18/2004 10:14:11 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		Here is an excerpt from "Great Sexpectations" which i wanted to share, it's what got me started with this thread. They are readers' comments:

Today's Topic: Embarrassing Moments 2004 Part II

Carmen,

I was 17 and my future husband to be was also 17. We had no
where to do anything but in his car. Somehow I was riding
shotgun and he was able to get on his knees in front of me.
He was giving me oral sex and when we finished I went into
the house to pee. I tried to wipe myself but the toilet paper
kept getting stuck. I finally looked to see what was happen-
ing and there was his chewing gum. Other than him no one has
ever heard this story from my lips. ha ha ha.

Dear Carmen:

After reading some of your other subscribers embarrassing
moments, I had to share my experience with getting "busted"
by the child thing. Several years ago, my husband and I
decided to get a little frisky, after we "thought" our child-
ren were sound asleep. However, our 6 year old son, ended up
coming into the bedroom, without our immediate detection. (we
were in the doggie style position)...suddenly, an eerie feeling
came upon me, and turning my head, I saw my son standing there.
Of course, we jumped & scrambled for the covers & sent him
back to his bed. This was not the worst part though. The next
day, at a family gathering, with my mother, his parents, etc...
my son loudly announces that "Daddy was trying to pee in
mommy's butt last night" as he giggled. Talk about, complete
dead silence. I could've crawled under a rock! Needless, to
say...we placed a lock on our bedroom door thereafter. LOL!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/18/2004 10:44:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG these are goooooooooooooooooddddddddd.

Thanks for the laughs when i needed them most!!!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/18/2004 11:00:48 PM   
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< Message edited by GoddessMarissa -- 5/18/2004 11:27:47 AM >

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RE: most embarassing moments - 4/18/2004 11:38:14 PM   
rain


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Status: offline 		i was on a date, when i was a teenager, with the most attractive guy. We went to the movies, but not necessarily to watch the movie.

Anyways, we were in the back of the theater, making out, and i was giving him a hand job...he hadn't yet cum, when the movie ended and the lights came back on! He wanted me to "finish" but i was too embarassed b/c people were passing by us. He got up and practically RAN to the bathroom...where he spent a few minutes...and left our friends wondering what happened to him!

At least he came out smiling!

~rain~

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/3/2004 11:51:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I hope it's ok to bump this thread. I would love to hear some more embarassing moments from some of the newer posting members. Thanks.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/4/2004 7:48:56 AM   
Sinergy


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Status: offline 		Hello,

I once took my submissive to dinner at a very fancy restaurant and asked her to go put in the remote control vibrating butt plug when we got there. She returned and respectfully handed me the control. As we sat, myself nibbling on her ear, I asked her to order the food (I almost always ordered it).

The waiter came, and suddenly a low intensity buzzing sounded. She ordered, and as she ordered I played with the speed.

I wish I had a video of their faces. She could hardly finish an entire sentence without her voice catching, her facial expressions were both strained and giddy, and he was staring at her with this puzzled expression on his face trying to figure out what the buzzing was.

I merely sat there with a quiet smile on my face and enjoyed the show.

On the way home she begged me to park on the cliffs overlooking the ocean .5 miles from the restaurant where we proceeded to fog up the windows of the car.

Sinergy

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/17/2004 12:01:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		just bumping this topic in case anyone else has something to add, i love reading it.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/17/2004 1:48:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, yes... the first time I used a strap-on :)

I was very new and I had purchased a dill for my strap-on that was not very big.

We're on the bed, him on his hands and knees with me pumping away feeling like the Grand Domina and I pull back a little to far. It comes out of his ass and falls out of the harness onto the bed!

Before I could stop myself, I blurted " Hmmm, bet that's never happened to you eh? Having your cock fall off in the middle of sex!"

A stunned silence followed by shrieks of laughter. :)

It taught me to never take myself so seriously and there's an amusing side to just about anything :)

Ms. Crysta [e]

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/18/2004 10:47:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd add what happened this Monday, but I'd want LadyBeckett's permission first.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 5/18/2004 2:12:58 PM   
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I'd add what happened this Monday, but I'd want LadyBeckett's permission first.


Hmmmmm, can't wait!!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/14/2005 5:51:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Mine isn't as nearly funny as the others, but I will give it mention.

This was during my first session. I was face down, straddling a bench. I couldn't see what was happening behind me and my friend who was topping me was being silent, building tension. I was tense. Occasionally I would hear a rattle, a whisper to her roomie, or feel the brush of air as she swung a flogger over my behind.

Suddenly she pounced on me, taking most of her weight on the floor but slamming my torso into the bench. And I let out a loud, long b--u--u--u--r--r--p!

She started laughing and got to her feet and pounced again. I gave a short burp. She did it again, and nothing. And again.

Her roomie started giggling and the two of them dissolved into shrieks of laughter. Me, I am appalled - that I belched, and that they were laughing at me and ...hey! does this mean the scene is over?

Yep.

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