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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/14/2005 6:34:17 PM   
knkywch


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Here are a couple from my end of the world...

1) A few years ago during Christmas, my divorced mother and father, my sisters, and my young sons (who then were living out of state with their dad) had all converged at my house. At one point, my youngest son (9 or 10 at the time) went to the kitchen upon a request from my mother to get her a glass of soda with ice. Well, my little darling comes out of the kitchen holding a big blue ice mold shaped like a dick... "Hey mom, what's THIS?!" Oy! My deliciously wicked sadist of a partner (who is into fucking me with the ice dildo) had forgotten to take his evil toy out of the freezer pre-visit. My quick answer to all and sundry assembled was, "Oh, it's a joke shop gift..." (I promptly took offending object and with the help of some hot tap water was able to dispose of the bulk of the evidence...)

2) More recently, my now teenaged son entered the bedroom that my partner (now husband!) and I share to do his weekly emptying of the trash bins for garbage collection day. Later, after the garbage was taken out and I'd already gotten into bed with a book, my teenager came in to chat a bit before saying goodnight. "Hey mom. I just wanted to tell you that when I was emptying the trash on the other side of the bed (the side where my husband sleeps), I looked over and there was this GREAT BIG RED DILDO! It was kinda freaky. Just wanted to let you know." At this point what could I do? Well, I suppose I could be grateful that he didn't notice the purple ribbed vibrating butt plug hubby had left out on his bookcase... <sigh>

3) Slightly different tone of embarrassment. Slightly older (and IMHO hotter) story... Years ago I was with an ex-boyfriend who would occasionally "kidnap" me for the weekend. On one of these weekends, he took me to dinner and gave me very serious and clear instructions not to talk with anyone or make eye contact with anyone except him. I was fine going in, sitting down, letting him order for me... Then, the waiter brought me a glass of water and my horrible inner Miss Manners automatically popped out with, "thank you". I was mortified. When I locked eyes with my boyfriend, he was livid. I cannot to this day remember what he said to reprimand me, but I remember the tone and that he reached across the table and slapped my face hard when he said it. I felt totally exposed and embarrassed. (Okay, wet and turned on too...) The rest of the night's play was incredible. But, I never went back to that restaraunt again.

Proud, you're right. This is a cool thread. Thanks for bumping it.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/14/2005 6:49:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Very early in my return journey to BDSM I played with a sub and chained her to my bed head with a pair of quick release sex shop cuffs. After mildly torturing her for a while (I have progressed from mild LOL), I climbed aboard and was humping away when I felt a hand ruffling my hair. It took a minute or two to sink in (I was distracted at the time) that the hand was where no hand should be, and I looked up to find that she had quite accidentally released herself and was grinning broadly as she ruffled. I never did quite regain my dignity after that, although we have remained close friends LOL. The cuffs went in the bin.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/14/2005 7:20:20 PM   
FangsNfeet


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Status: offline 		Ok there I was just pound my cock away in one of my tied up submissives pussy. We were so envolved that we never noticed the time, surroundings, or anything else for that matter.
For whatever reason I just happen to look up and what do I see in the top right corner of my bed?
My roomates cat laying down and stareing at us with a kitty like smirk on her face. The one I was fucking never noticed but it made me feel wierd. That's the closest I've ever came and ever will come to beastiality.

Other than that how about having your mom walk in on you?
Having a chick throw up on your cock while trying to blow you?
Instead of having sex the two of you where so drunk you ended up puking in the toilet together?

I remember my first Holloween Night working ER. This drunk 14 yr old decided to have sex with a pickle. Well it broke in half and she had to come to the ER to get the other half out.

I had some moments that I look back on and laugh at. I'm also relieved that I never made it in the paper or ever arressted.





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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/14/2005 8:02:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		When i ws a teenager my boyfriend and i were at a friend's house. We both began to feel randy and didn't want to wait til we got home. Everyone was watching a movie or something so we got up and snuck in the bathroom, making sure it was locked. Well, we were both stark naked, i was on the sink when we hear the door open and our friend's parents and 6 year old brother are standing in the door staring at us. THe lil bro had needed to go and his parents came and unlocked the door to see what was going on. We tried playing it off, but is there a good excuse for being locked together naked in the bathroom?

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 12:47:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, mine's not really sex-related and I was really little when it happened, but to this day nothing has been able to top it. It might be one of the reasons I'm masochistic... who knows. Okay so I was in third grade and it was my birthday (you can see where this is going right? lol) and my teacher would spank kids on their birthday. Well, I happened to be the oldest in the class, so I was lucky number 1. (btw, If you can picture the most shy and quiet little girl, that was me. And it made it so much worse)
I show up to school, and she pulls me up to the front of the class and then asks me to go get the paddle from behind her desk. My jaw dropped! Then, instead of getting it over with, she has me go and place it on a heater vent in the window so it would be "nice and warm" for me. All day I waited, and finally 10 minutes to the end of class she has me go and bring it too her. But instead of having me lean over a desk or grab my knees or something, she gets me over her lap! The entire class counted with her - 9 plus one to grow on. For a solid minute everyone's attention was on my ass. *grin* thinking about it now though, I might enjoy it. Wow I've only told my Master that one!
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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 8:17:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG thats hysterical , Lawrence !!!!!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 8:28:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		one very drunk and horny night in the west village a friend and i decided to have sex in his car on the st. in front of "zito's" at 3am (anyone familiar w/ the area knows this place) anyhoo we were going at it hot and heavy w/ the windows totally fogged up we were both completely naked as well . all of a sudden we heard a tap on the window , then a kinda "pounding". it took us a few mins to realize it wasnt us . so he rolled down the window and to our surprize and shock there was another couple having sex (her bent over the hood skirt over her head getting it from behind)on his car .the guy i was w/ said "what the fuck are you doing on my car?!". to which the couple replied almost in unison."the same fucking thing youre doing in your car"! . i started laughing so loud that it made her laugh . im not sure it was as embarassing for us as it was for them . but it was funny as all hell

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 9:28:16 AM   
aztecdocswhore


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Status: offline 		These are great!
Here is mine:
I was 17, and my then bf and I decided to go for a ride and be "romantic" sence it was Valentines day. We decide to pull into a look out point that was closed for repairs. (what was being repaired I have yet to find out, lol) Anyway we start having sex on the hood of his car, after a few minutes another car pulls up, low and behold it is a CHP officer...so there I am all naked, the bf was hurridly getting himself together and the officer that gets out of the car is my neighbor, who is also a family friend at that! Now I had always thought the officer was very hot, and had spent many times listening to him and his "dates" since they were very hot and steamy, but he took GREAT joy in making me stand there naked while we got the lecture about sex and being in a closed off area, blah blah blah..I kept trying to get to my clothes, but he kept telling me he wasn't finished yet...then when he was finally done, I am dressed and am being taken home, who should be parked in the driveway? Yep mr officer...who is waiting to rat me out to my mother, but of course waited until I was in the house so my embarassment could keep continuing.
To this day I have never done it in a public place.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 3:21:50 PM   
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quote:

in front of "zito's" at 3am


OH my God!

Was that you?!

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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 3:22:19 PM   
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RE: most embarassing moments - 2/15/2005 4:25:08 PM   
Goodmix


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quote:

"Oh, it's a joke shop gift..."


That's to funny. I use that line a lot.
The first time was when my son found my toy, and asked what it was. That's exactly what i said. "It's a joke gift." BUT that wasn't enough ... "What's it suppose to be?" This particular toy had a face on it, (i know, i know) and i was on the phone with my b/f who was listening to all this. he said "an alien" so that's what i told my son "it's an alien, i'm just going to throw it away" he said. "Well, if you're going to throw it away, can i have it?"
ummmm, "no" i sent him out of the room and half an hour to 45 minutes later he came back looking in the trash for it (of course it wasn't there <weg>) and i sent him away again, until he forgot about it, then found a better place to "hide" it.

second story is more recent...

This past weekend the local group i belong to had their Valentines Day event (it was posted on the events page here) My dom bought me these georgious boots & latex dress from Bondinage in the UK.

Now for the embarresing part!!!

my kids were with there dad for 2 weeks, so i am not as dillegant as picking up my fetish apparell.
and on Saturday my son called (now 11) and said his dad had plans and he wanted to come over. My daughter decided to come over too (age 13)
I was told how to wash the latex dress. Before they got there i made sure to wash the dress. I hung it downstairs in a way out of the way place. After all, they were only going to be there for 16 hours before they went back to his house.
We went to rent some movies and set up the living room for "family night". My daughter came out of the basement & with a smile on her face said "mom, what's that black plastic dress thing?" for the first time i didn't know what to say

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RE: most embarassing moments - 6/3/2006 3:22:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't know if this falls under embarassing or not but here goes..one night Master had me cuffed, tied, teased, soaked...ready for more and He kept asking me  ..." What do you want, tell me....what do you need?" Repeatedly...after begging and begging for my Masters cock in all sorts of places, and feeling my heartburn build to a intense volcano of erruption, I finally yelled out, "TUMS PLEASE SIR!!!" Needless to say it killed the moment. We both ended up dying laughing, and He said why didn't you take some ahead of time you silly girl....oops! 

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RE: most embarassing moments - 6/3/2006 7:16:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was having alot of stress, and a very frustrating day. So I was like the hell with it all. I decided to go streaking on i80. So I pulled over got ready. There I was- naked- when A car came by- I waved- when they looked I snapped a picture.

A trucker came up from behind via the on ramp. Flipped me the finger- if looks could kill- Ild be dead. Mouthed some key words... I got out of the fast. Fearing said trucker got on the CB, and annouced if you see a blue chevy--yadda yadda. [with 100 miles to go to get to destination]

I havent been streeking since....

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RE: most embarassing moments - 6/6/2006 2:17:22 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		this is a great thread . I have been laughing hysterically. I don't know if this counts as embarassing cause Iwasn't really as embarrased as the girl I was with was mortified ..... I had a nice apartment set up in my mothers basement . a couch at the foot of the bed seperated the "bedroom" from the "living room" ok so one day I am feeling all froggy and I grab her and bend her over the couch . she knew what was coming next and she liked it that way ... well I was there pounding away in her .. and then I decided I wanted to really thrust it in and give it too her hard . mostly cause she screamed harder please I need it harder . so I rear back and not realizing I had completely pulled out I slammed it back in and almost came at that very moment it felt  so tight and warm all of a sudden ...... well she lets out this howl I thought I ripped her wide open .. I did! .. I had ever so accidentally slammed my throbbing hard cock deep in her asshole instead of her pussy ..... she never wanted the couch treatment again after that ... ughhhhh that is kinda embarassing isn't it

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/12/2006 8:39:56 PM   
Siona


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Status: offline 		I've enjoyed this thread so much, I'm bumping it up to see if anyone else would like to add to it.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/12/2006 10:07:50 PM   
MistressTexas


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Status: offline 		Hmm Ok, this issnt so much bdsm, but jesus I was mortified. I was dancing at this absolute shithole club in northern bc with a good friend of mine. We'd been making fun of everyone in the bar as we were wating to do our duo show. Up on stage, this poor girl does a pole trick which involves her hanging upside down by one leg. all of a sudden she loses control and falls driectly on her head. I bound to the rescue, explaining left and right that I'm a medic, and I can handle it. I dash up onto the stage, forgetting about my uber tight spandex and 8.5 inch stiletto heels. I manage to trip over my own feet on the last step, and take a legendary header into the pole, breaking my own nose in the process. Sad part is? the other girl was just dazed, and I had to finish out my week with a brace thingy on my nose, and raccoon eyes. D'oh!!

This happened a couple weeks ago actually.. I was breaking in a new bed *ahem* with a longstanding buddy of mine. So we're going at it doggy, and I'm having a wonderful time, as is he. After a few minutes he goes "something is tickling my balls.. Wtf is that?" Followed by a shriek of agony. We quickly disentangle as he cries like a girl. after a quick inspection, I notice several bleeding puncture marks in the back of his scrotum.... and look over the edge of the bed to see a very smug kitten licking blood off her claws. I could have killed myself laughing, but he's still a bit annoyed at me. Methinks the kitty will have to be locked in the bathroom if theres a next time.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/12/2006 10:12:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK...I'll bite....lol

I had a very embarassing incident occur once when I was receiving oral sex. It wasn't funny at the time but looking back at it.....

My partner was quite talented and I was really into the moment. He was totally getting off on me getting off which only seemed to increase his fervor. Suddenly I felt this really incredible tug at my clit ring....I mean it felt as though he had ripped my clit off. Well, I bucked in response and he sat up quickly and reached into his mouth to pull out what I was sure was going to be my clit ring, most likely with half my clit still attached. I was mortified when I realized the object he pulled out of his mouth was his front tooth which had somehow gotten caught in my clit ring and my bucking promptly knocked it out. After the intital shock of what had occurred we both laughed for days. I used to be a fighter and he said that he had heard I had a pretty good right....but he said I was the first girl he had ever heard of who could knock out a man's teeth with her pussy.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/12/2006 10:34:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, not MY disaster, but my mentors.  I excercise the right to tell it since I was partly responsable for saving her.

She and her flavor of the month submissive were both getting VERY into a  play session.  She was into interestingly kinky sexual torture, and had her boy putting his penis intoa  lubed up glass coke bottle and taking pictures of it. Since this was getting her very turned on, she decided that whle she was taking pictures of him and his cocke bottle (which was becimg more dificult as he got turned on by it) she would allow him to go down on her. She seemed to forget that she hada new clit piercing (a hoop) and her boy had a toungue piercing.  Not a good pair when you arent paying attention. His barbell got stuck in her ring, and becasue it was new and swollen (and she was supposed to be avoiding sexual contact but never did listen) he couldnt get it back out.  In his panic to detach, he let go of the bottle he was playing with, however didnt think to pull it OFF first.  So, I get a panicked phone call from her, saying that she and her boy were stuck together, I had to come help her out.  She also caled the paramedics (the first clear thought shed had).  The medics, however, werent quite prepared for what tey were going to walk into. They threw open the door aminute before I arrived. Both medics were classmates of ours.
They were taken to the hospital, they had to have the ring cut to free them both, and she had a major infection from it... and he had to have the glass bottle cut from his penis.  The staff members at the hospital that took them in and did the addmitting paperwork were also classmates, in other classes. We ran into a sum total of 6  people we shared classes with that night, I went around with them to do paperwork and whatnot since he was a little indesposed.

Needless to say, class the next morning was a wee bit strained.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/12/2006 10:46:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was a sophomore in college back in 1992 me and my gf at the time went out to meet some friends at a bar on a friday night.  As the night went along we were just hanging out and having a good time when all saw another friend who delivered pizzas for a place across the street pull up after a delivery.  A couple of the guys thought it would be really funny if he left in his keys in his car to move it to another spot, they went out and jumped in the car and as fate would have it he had left his keys in the car.  Within seconds of pulling out a cop car comes up from behind sirens blazing and pulls them over after they went all of 50 ft.  A scant moment after the car stopped my friend in the passenger seet, Ill call him R who was very drunk jumps out of the car and runs away.  The cop runs up to the car looks in at the friends still sitting in it, looks at R fading in the distance, looks into the car again, then takes off in hot pursuit of R.  Someone sitting near me in the bar said..My god I cant believe he just did that, and I replied.. No biggie he does that all the time(twice before that I had seen).

Later that night my gf and I were making a beeline for my apt, we had lots of rope and duct tape waiting for us and my roommate was away for the weekend visiting his gf at another school.  A couple minutes after we had got home the phone rings and its R on the other end of the line, I say... R where the hell are you?  He replies.. I dont know but Ill be at your place in a half an hr and hangs up.  I tell my gf what just transpired on the phone and we settle on the couch in frustration to watch some tv and wait for him to get there.  An hr or so passes and he hadnt showed up, so we agreed that either he had been caught or had decided to crash somewhere else.  I what seemed like seconds we were in my bedroom and I had her tied up and gagged and we began to go at it with alot of enthusiasm.  Im not sure how much time passed but suddenly my window slides open and R comes crashing through landing in a heap on my floor(i had a 1st floor apt).  At that moment I had my gf tied up, gagged, and was giving her a tremendous spanking over my knee.  Stunned we are both staring at R and he is sitting on the floor staring at us and obviously pretty drunk.  R says...Hey you have your gf tied up, I answered...Ahh Yeah I guess I do.   Cool.. R replies and he leaves and goes into the living room.  She looks up at me and we just kinda look at each other in stunned amazement at what just happened.  I go and look into the living room and he is passed out on the couch.  The next morning he wakes up and cant remember a thing, he doesnt know how he got there or anything else.  Always make sure you got your windows locked.

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RE: most embarassing moments - 10/13/2006 9:04:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		I thought of another one. It was the day I was supposed to meet my ex's family for the first time. We were invited to his parent's home. We arrived a few hours before his parent's were to get home from work. Well....we decided to have some fun while we passed the time. We were all done and cleaned up in time for his parents arrival. We sat and had a nice dinner. Then we all went outside. It was a hot summer day. My ex decided to take his shirt off. When he did, his brother in law loudly exclaimed "Holy shit, what happened to your back...it looks like you fought a bear!!!" Yep.....great big claw marks all over his back. I turned 19 shades of red as everyone turned to look at me....then at my nails.

To add to the embarassment, his mother decided to take him into the guest room to show him that they had finished remodeling it. She especially wanted to show him how they had pulled up the carpet and refinished the hardwood floors......which now had long, deep scratches from the bed sliding back and forth as a result of our "passing the time". Yikes!!!

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