ThatDizzyChick
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ORIGINAL: heavyblinker I really have to wonder what effect the crushing humiliation that he is about to experience will have on his unstable mind. I think he will probably explode like a less articulate, less coherent Howard Beale. He will then call on his legions to stage a revolution, assassinate Hillary and/or the GOP 'traitors' who refused to support him, and then blather incoherently about being the real winner while being dragged away by gunfire-braving mental health professionals... and all on live TV. Meanwhile, his supporters will see only a conspiracy to silence him, believe that his retarded 'policies' could have actually worked and grow ever more enraged at the Man/the Woman who is keeping them down. They will form militias that roam the countryside, looking for liberals, lizard people, intellectuals and hispanics that 'seem illegal'... and they will force them to declare their love for Trump at gunpoint, proving that no one could have possibly voted against him. He will watch it all on a tiny TV in his padded cell, grinning and rolling around in his diamond-studded, gold-buckled straightjacket before trying to headbutt his nurse's vagina. Hillary's approval rating after she is elected will be the lowest in history, she will be drowning in scandals and despite having blackmailed everyone in the entire political system, will face impeachment a year into her first term. Finally, the US will break completely apart as China and Russia take over the world. Putin is behind this insidious plot, I know it... he secretly kidnapped Trump and brainwashed him with some old school KGB tactics derived from the occult, classified cold war technologies, and drugs that nobody even knows about. Assange is his gay lover and probably took all of those shirtless photos of him doing manly things like fishing, holding in his stomach fat and holding knives. It's a great time to be alive. God you are paranoid. Ah, you are one of the satire-impaired. How unfortunate for you. Actually if you had read the history of his posts you would take this rant more seriously. Actually no. See, I can recognize satire, unlike you. I suspect it is because, again, unlike you, I have no real predisposed thought bubbles into which I am compelled to put every person and idea. Free your mind baby, and your ass will follow
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