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tweakabelle -> "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 7:37:21 AM)

The increasingly erratic President of the Phillippines Duterte had an encounter with the Almighty while flying back home from Japan in the past few days. As Duterte tells it, God and Duterte exchanged words while everyone else on the plane was sleeping ......

"Arriving in his home city of Davao after a trip to Japan, Mr Duterte said God gave him an ultimatum on the plane.
"I heard a voice telling me to stop swearing or the plane will crash in mid-air, and so I promised to stop," he told reporters at the airport.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37795957

According to Duterte, God told him to stop cursing but curiously God remained silent about his "war on drug dealers" that has claimed the lives of several thousand Phillippines and attracted mounting international criticism from Govts concerned about the extra judicial killings incited by Duterte. Duterte who recently called Pres Obama "son of a whore" and famously cursed him, is known for his earthy language.

One wonders about a God whose sensibilities are offended by naughty words but remains unmoved by the slaughter of thousands of ordinary Phillippinos. One wonders about the fate of the Phillippines who seems to have an Awareness level fruitcake in the person of Duterte already installed in the Presidency.

I have an ominous feeling this is going to turn out badly for all involved. Are my feelings misplaced?




Kirata -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:12:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

Are my feelings misplaced?

When did you last have them? Maybe you left them with your car keys.

K.




dcnovice -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:14:05 AM)

FR

I suspect this "encounter" says more about Duterte than God.




WhoreMods -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:28:39 AM)

Maybe he was reading a biography of Bush II on the plane and thought: "if claiming to have spoken to God worked for this lying piece of shit, it might work for me as well..."




Greta75 -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:29:47 AM)

Philippines is literally a country where divorce and abortion is against the law. Very very religious, very very catholic.

So not surprised!

IF he uses God. His approval ratings will go up!





tamaka -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:39:15 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tweakabelle
...who seems to have an Awareness level fruitcake ...


Are my feelings misplaced?


Yes, in fact they are.




thompsonx -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 8:56:17 AM)

Fr:
"If you talk to god that is called praying.
If god talks to you that is called psychosis"

Greg house




PeonForHer -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:19:04 AM)

FR

This takes me right back to my childhood, in which the family used to sit around the telly of a Sunday, knowing that we could have an all-day diet of war films ... but no nasty nudey stuff or anything with swear words in it. God loves people being killed, but hates tits, bums and bad language. You know it makes sense.




PeonForHer -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:21:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tamaka

quote:

ORIGINAL: tweakabelle
...who seems to have an Awareness level fruitcake ...


Are my feelings misplaced?


Yes, in fact they are.


I've got to agree. I don't think Awareness is a Phillippino.




WickedsDesire -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:24:57 AM)

He called President Barack Obama a "son of a whore", called the European Union "hypocritical", threatened to leave the UN and accepted comparisons to Hitler, saying he would gladly kill three million drug addicts.

All were responses to criticisms of his bloody war on drugs, that has seen thousands of alleged drug dealers and users killed by police and vigilante group


You omitted a line thompsonx live in a cave line and....

Now, how did Scientology start again - thinks..that one I would ban for sure. If I had to pick just the one.

Then we have the in god we trust waffle... all you presidents seem to be the disciples of god -blasphemers/false prophets etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU

I cuss I swear I prefer to type what my mind thinks

Your merciful god- and its "gods" never god.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagues_of_Egypt
The Deluge – all of humanity for that one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flood_myths




bounty44 -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:27:27 AM)

"9 Ways God Speak to His People in Bible"

quote:

Have you ever heard someone’s testimony of how God has spoken to them in a clear way in a particular situation? You may always find a few in every small group or church, who always have accounts of God’s clear voice. Have you ever wondered how could God speak to everyone but you? Does God really speak? Or is it a mere emotion or feeling? Does He really communicate in a clear (sometimes audible) voice? The answer is of course “Yes!!”. He does. So, what are the ways in which He speaks? Let us look at what the Bible says about the ways in which God speaks to His people.

1.Through the Word of God(2 Tim 3:16, Psalm 119:11, 105):This is the most clear and effective way of God’s communication with His people. If you want to know how things work perfectly, you need to read the manual. The Bible is God’s manual for His people. But as in case with other manuals, we often ignore the Bible. How often do we try everything else, but His word?

2.Through the inner still, small voice of Holy Spirit (Acts 11:12, Acts 13:2, Acts 16:6-7, 1 Kings 19:12, Isaiah 30:19-21)

3.Through the advice and counsel of the men and women of God (Prov 12:15)

4.Through the Audible Voice of God (Acts 9:4-5)

5.Through Dreams(Matthew 1:20-21) – There are many instances in the Bible, where God clearly communicates through dreams.

6.Through Visions (Acts 10:9-18)

7.Through Angels (Luke 1: 26-38) (Check out Angels and Demons: Bible Study)

8.Through circumstances: However there is a danger of opening doors to Satan by letting mere circumstances dictate our lives. . So be wise and discerning with regards to your circumstances and expect God to speak to you through them.

9.By Inner Conviction and Peace: It is similar to the inner still, small voice of Holy Spirit. God can give you deep conviction and inner peace about something. (Discover God’s Will – Practical Preparation)


http://bibleseo.com/church/ways-god-speak-to-his-people/




PeonForHer -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:28:40 AM)

Strewth. He's even called the Pope a "son of a whore".




Greta75 -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 9:33:05 AM)

Lol! He likes calling everyone "son of a whore".

I dunno why he like insulting mothers.

And there is nothing wrong in being a son of a whore at all.




Kirata -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 10:36:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I don't think Awareness is a Phillippino.

[8|]

K.





PeonForHer -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 10:57:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kirata


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I don't think Awareness is a Phillippino.

[8|]

K.




Whoops, I made a spelling mistake! Well done for calling that to my attention, K.




thishereboi -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 4:35:03 PM)

I have to wonder why you think god has anything to do with this idiots comments.




thishereboi -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 4:37:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

FR

This takes me right back to my childhood, in which the family used to sit around the telly of a Sunday, knowing that we could have an all-day diet of war films ... but no nasty nudey stuff or anything with swear words in it. God loves people being killed, but hates tits, bums and bad language. You know it makes sense.


Gotta say, doesn't sound like much fun. We played outside and watched Wonderful World of Disney on sunday nights.




PeonForHer -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 4:40:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

FR

This takes me right back to my childhood, in which the family used to sit around the telly of a Sunday, knowing that we could have an all-day diet of war films ... but no nasty nudey stuff or anything with swear words in it. God loves people being killed, but hates tits, bums and bad language. You know it makes sense.


Gotta say, doesn't sound like much fun. We played outside and watched Wonderful World of Disney on sunday nights.


British Sunday afternoons were rarely the glittering highlight of the week in my childhood, admittedly.




kiwisub22 -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 4:49:42 PM)

New Zealand Sundays weren't fabulous either - mainly because we knew that we had to go to school the next morning....... and I really preferred it when Disney was the cartoon world rather than the animal world - even though I liked the animal shows. [:D]




vincentML -> RE: "Don't curse" God tells Phillippine President (10/28/2016 7:23:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

"9 Ways God Speak to His People in Bible" bounty44

I think you meant gods - now fuk off before i dismantle you into blunt and dull, uninteresting pieces, sweep you up and hurl you into a bucket, which I will then label useless garbage.



God doesn't have an email or Twitter account? WTF!




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