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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 9:01:36 AM

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I sent you a case of Skyy along with the ring. I assumed you'd want to drown out the sorrow of accepting, not of being ditched, but whatever. It should all get there any day.

So you're the joker that sent me empties and a cock ring.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 9:01:55 AM

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amoretta, yeah I have a peve about people wearing stuff to small too.

Like one time this girl in the group home wore tops she busted out of subjecting every one to her wardrobe malfunctions now and then which wasn't sexy or cool.

send an invitation to view WHAT NOT TO WHERE!!

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 9:02:39 AM

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Yeah... about that - wanna use the cock ring on me, and beat me over the head with a glass bottle? It's a bit of a fetish of mine........

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 9:19:38 AM

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I assume that you don't realize that learning is all about assumptions?

If I put my hand on the hot stove 5 times, and burn myself 5 times, I assume that at the 6th attempt, I will burn myself again.

In other words, your pet peeve is people with unburned hands.

Therefore, I assume it means you are jealous of people with nicer hands.

Why do you have an inferiourity complex?

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lololol ~~ benji, good puppy, there are many types of assuming...you speak of learning in life, the hard way.....
if you assume the runner crossing the finish line is a man getting a sex change and say to your doggy friend..."that man is gonna be a freak when he gets his surgery"....you assume first of all it is a man, second, you assume its a sex change "he" might be after...but in total reality, your doggy friend might look at you and say... "that was rude, she had a double mastectomy for breast cancer and has to take extra hormones and immunology pills that gave her all sort so body hair and that buldge in her tight running shorts is the fallen bladder she needs to have lifted, but her insurance wont pay for it after her brest cancer......she is the sweetest woman who I know of and she even works as a volnteer at the neonatal unit at the hosptial, rocking abandoned crack babies."
Now benji dear.... THAT is assuming..and usually accompanies judging people.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 9:22:07 AM

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You assume that all men are really women, which, I should say, may not entirely be true. Granted, I have not examined every man on earth for presence of a vagina, but I'm still young.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 11:15:07 AM

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Restaraunts that bitch me out for having a conversation at a perfectly normal level on my cell phone, yet ignore the 3 yr old SCREAMING at the top of its lungs disrupting everyones lunch/dinner. I respect your decision to have children, however there are some places I don't think children are appropriate, such as places where its 40$ a plate for dinner.

Parents who "parent" through ignoring... for gods sake its called discipline, try it.

Guys who try to touch me when I'm onstage. No, I don't think its spontaneous and adorable, I think youre a fucking idiot and I'm likely going to shove you off the stage... well.. that or cold cock you.

Girls in the audience that make remarks like "oh thats not hard, I can do that" (in response to me hanging upside down off a pole by one leg) "oh my god, she totally has a stretch mark" (you know what honey, you get your cellulite ridden ass up here on stage and try it).

Girls that bring their boyfriends to the stripclub and then slap or scream at them whenever they look at the stage.

Feature dancers that treat nervous little rookies like shit. Maybe work on your show instead of whining about the competition dumbass.

(my Favorite)
People that think because I'm a stripper/Pro Domme, I'm also a hooker and treat me as such. URGH.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:21:12 PM

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My pet peeve is people who think I care about their pet peeves. I think anyone who puts their pet peeves in an online forum should be banished and have a "fake" tattoo put on their forehead.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:33:58 PM

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I don't like the word peeve, it just pisses me off it is so uncomely.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:41:48 PM

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I don't like the word peeve, it just pisses me off it is so uncomely.

Ron,

With all due respect, I don't want you to be cummly.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:43:56 PM

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Some of my pet peeves:

1. People that you try to talk to, that say "like" every other word.
exp: Like, I went to the, like, store to get some, like, food, like because I was, like hungry. UGH!

2. Drama queens. (unless they are my gay guy friends then they crack me up)

3. Sales people.

4. Counter people that act like I am giving them a great burden by showing up at their register.

5. People that do not use turn signals. (I can't read your mind dumb ass)

6. People that have nothing better to do with their time, than to annoy and cause problems for other people.

7. When my loving roommate has seven partial bottles of pop in the fridge..and they are all the same dang kind. (this causing me to take them all out and put them in one, which just sort grosses me out)

8. The person in the drive-thru at the bank, that does EVERYTHING ...check cashing, money orders, transfers..etc. (go in!)

9. Men that get you all turned on, then don't put out.

10. People who don't watch their kids.

11. The "friend" that gets a drink at a bar..then asks you to hold the damn thing the rest of the night.

12. People that get those ride around thingys (not for legitmate med. prob), just because they are too damn lazy to walk around the store, block..etc.....(goes for handicapped stickers too)

I reserve the right to add to this post at anytime.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:46:39 PM

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that damned out of control complaint thread

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:47:48 PM

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Another Pet Peeve I have is when women bitch about the toilet seat up, so to be all PC and nice you leave it down. Then they want to bitch about you being to lazy to lift the seat and you pissed on it. Whats up with that, if its not a good idea to turn lights on or close the door to see where its at for the women, why should men check to see if its up in the dark with the door open.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:50:43 PM

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Another Pet Peeve I have is when women bitch about the toilet seat up, so to be all PC and nice you leave it down. Then they want to bitch about you being to lazy to lift the seat and you pissed on it. Whats up with that, if its not a good idea to turn lights on or close the door to see where its at for the women, why should men check to see if its up in the dark with the door open.

Expecting a man and a woman to share a bathroom. I vote for every house that has men and women living in it have a mens and a womans bathroom. They each clean their own so if the mens bathroom is all pissy and stanky.........he's the one that has to piss, shit, shave and bathe in it!! Plus, he can stock it with all the bad reading material he wants.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 1:50:49 PM

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Ja, it isn't a peeve of mine anymore, but most women are hard-wired to not look before they set down.........I don't get it, either.

LOL,
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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 2:11:41 PM

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Another Pet Peeve I have is when women bitch about the toilet seat up, so to be all PC and nice you leave it down. Then they want to bitch about you being to lazy to lift the seat and you pissed on it. Whats up with that, if its not a good idea to turn lights on or close the door to see where its at for the women, why should men check to see if its up in the dark with the door open.

Expecting a man and a woman to share a bathroom. I vote for every house that has men and women living in it have a mens and a womans bathroom. They each clean their own so if the mens bathroom is all pissy and stanky.........he's the one that has to piss, shit, shave and bathe in it!! Plus, he can stock it with all the bad reading material he wants.

I like your thinking LaT but then the guy is going to get bitched at because hers is in the basement.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 2:24:33 PM

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9. Men that get you all turned on, then don't put out.

There are actually men that don't put out?

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 2:39:45 PM

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Wayward, its all good in my house. The basement bathroom is going to have the HUMONGOUS soaking tub and the fishtank in the wall........allllllllll MINE!

The boys get the boring one with the tub for vertically challenged, the ugly vanity, and the worthless space wasting closet.

Plus, its a walkout basement with a wall of windows overlooking my beautiful valley

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 2:45:17 PM

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Current random pet peeve:

Posters that post their peeves in the complaint thread..I mean geez doesnt everyone by now know that thread is for complaints and rapid and rammpant hijacking? LOL

Benji your such a good hijacking teacher, now go sniff your mailbag, there may be a 'apple' for the teacher in there.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 4:26:44 PM

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My pet peeve is people who don't care about my pet peeves.

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RE: Pet Peeves! - 7/24/2006 6:31:40 PM

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Hope Y offend a few people wyth thys one - people that replace the letter "I" with "Y" yn any gyven word to make theyr nyc, and seem to thynk yt's cool. Fuck you, yt's not.

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