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A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:29:20 AM   
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I had to go to walmart at 3 am this morning to pick up a prescription for my sister. Evidently, me fighting with pneumonia the past couple of weeks seemed to her to be something to be envied so she had to go and catch it herself. (yes I am being sarcastic)


So, I walk into the Walmart, figuring to go ahead and pick up a few things for thanksgiving (I am cooking the dinner this year only because sis is not going to be in any condition to do it.)

Now, I dont like going to Walmart at any time, in fact the one thing I like less than going to walmart is going to the dentist to have teeth pulled.

Anyway, I enter the store and there is a woman (sober) arguing with the night manager. It seems that she felt his request for her to leave the store had upset her.

His reason for asking her to leave had something to do with the fact that she was on dressed in a thong and two strategically placed bandaids, and the buzzing sound from inside the thong had seemed to upset some of the patrons.

Now, for the kicker, she was stone cold sober.

Now, I picked up the medication, and was about to leave when the local police arrived, and to give them credit, they were actually trying to get the woman to just go to her car and depart, rather than make an arrest.

Of course, by this time, the item inside the thong had more than achieved whatever effect that the woman had wanted, because she was squirming and moaning in response to the item's effect.

I did catch one question the male officer asked his female partner, though that had me laughing hesterically on my walk to my truck.

"So this is what that ohmybod thing does that you have been raving about?"


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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:54:55 AM   
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I guess this is what happens when you share your kink with the public:)
Personally, I like discretion, but discretion can go wrong even in walmart.

A rope harness, a rc cock ring under clothing, no buzzing, harmless, innocent, fun. until you zap them as they are walking thru the dinnerware section.

I must admit, I smile when people do stuff like your "friend" it doesnt piss me off, until it gets pornographic. But I totally get why people do get offended by certain behaviour. I am a watcher...of strange people. Until it gets "violent"

oh, the reason I posted initially was, to say, the Omibod, is prettty good. I did a review for them some years ago when it first appeared.

PS Hope you are both feeling better soon. Its kicked my arse(pneumonia) thats for sure


< Message edited by Lucylastic -- 11/23/2016 4:55:44 AM >


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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:55:00 AM   
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Dearie me.
Presumably Knoxville was lurking somewhere out of view with a camera?

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:58:08 AM   
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quote:

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Dearie me.
Presumably Knoxville was lurking somewhere out of view with a camera?

LOL I always look for cameras:) not store ones so much , but some things are just too weird to not to think about it:)

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 6:20:54 AM   
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Good thinking. Even if it wasn't some interweb Jackass wannabe thing (of which there are shitloads, it should be remembered), I'll bet her partner or some other acquaintance was filming the whole thing on their phone at least.
I mean hell, if she was on a bet and nobody witnessed it, why even bother?


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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 1:55:24 PM   
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You have to wonder what sort of kink is worth being arrested for?

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:51:12 PM   
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Alright....since no one else has said it yet........pictures (or at least a copy of the police report from the paper)......or it never really happened!

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/23/2016 4:54:29 PM   
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You have to wonder what sort of kink is worth being arrested for?

Well it would really feed into an interrogation/imprisonment kink.


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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/26/2016 3:41:37 AM   
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Ahem, there are people that go to a nightclub dressed like that but in Wally World?
Did you take pictures for the People of Walmart website?

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 11/26/2016 5:51:39 AM   
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Public humiliation play is fun but that's going a bit far, IMHO. LMAO!


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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 12/3/2016 7:20:12 PM   
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thats going way to far, involving the public in play when they have not been given a choice to participate .... thats tackfull

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RE: A new addiction has hit the streets? - 12/8/2016 12:00:30 PM   
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You mean I can't do my personal kink of crazy motorized shopping cart driving in Walmart anymore?

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