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So who has a bomb shelter?


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Just flicking through trumps catalogue now for 1
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Don’t be daft wicked & his 3cats, don’t need one
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So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 5:35:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		I used to sleep peacefully drunken stupor Saturday nights but lately, let’s call it the last 4 weeks; I have been afeared, for I am a fragile soul. But these night terrors have been getting steadily worse:

Will wicked ever get a women and what the hell are you supposed to do with a women anyway – buy it shoes and..oh wait not that one

Ah! this one – the Americashire jackals, and their brain poverty, voted by minus 3 million to install a fuking nutter into the nuthouse, and unleash a lying fukery of monstrous kunt loose on the rest of the world

He creature was fairly quiet on his twit account last Saturday and my prophetic visions voices in my head tell me the complete fud will got totally bonkers on his twat account this Saturday eve and attempt, with his pussy grabbing “tiny” claws, to enter the launch codes….clawing away at the screen, like the total mad bastard he is, to unleash doomsday on us plebs.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 5:46:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Your fears are well founded: the creature from the black latrine had words with Salmond over building a windfarm that spoiled the view from its poxy golf course in Turnbery, so Scotland may well be the first place it nukes.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 10:15:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		While originally designed as the control center for cold war era Nike SAM missiles, and on 250 acres, it would do nicely as a bomb shelter, as well as a "Leave me the fuck alone because you cant kick in the 1 ton blast door" man cave.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 10:52:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		How's the door opened and closed? I've seen plans for shelters with electronically controlled door mechanisms, which does make you wonder whether the designers have ever heard of an electromagnetic pulse.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 11:05:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Does Scotland have any bomb shelters for us plebs Whoremods? And I am not talking about fancy pants jackals of Edinburgh (actually do they have any) and those Glaswegian jackals from the savage realms...No mean City I seem to remember as a literary masterpiece - but I can’t quite remember why.

Of late I have been googling trump is a complete mad bastard where can I seek refuge against the orange holocaust that will scorch the lands

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 11:10:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		No idea. The shelters for local government officials and other such sorts tend to be hidden under public buildings (I'd suspect there's something under the medical school in Glasgow) so when you start getting a bit more rustic, you're shit out of luck. There'll be a list for what's hidden under Glasgow online somewhere, I'm sure. Or you could ask Grant Morrison: he'll know.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/18/2017 11:35:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I dwell, kinda equidistant, between the candle and the light - so are you telling me, me and my 3 cats are fuked? This is another reason I would launch first....I heard there was a grab them by the pussy with sweaty claws twat app for that…but I would need 8 billion grope the bitches up, and looked a bit rapey, verifications ..the trick being knowing when to shut up and whence to putin the boot in.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 4:44:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		You don't want to be taking a cat into a bomb shelter anyway: have you never read "Maurice and Mog" by James Herbert?

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 7:50:21 AM   
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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 7:58:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's in Domain, the second sequel to the Rats. That involves London being nuked, and the rats proving quite resistant to radioactivity. There's a chapter in it dealing with some chap in the home counties who finds a stray cat in his bunker, with hilarious consequences.

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 8:24:50 AM   
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hilarious consequences it eats him then the tinned tuna?

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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 8:31:34 AM   
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RE: So who has a bomb shelter? - 2/19/2017 9:05:36 AM   
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I always thought those paranoid americashire jackals pretty much all had bomb shelters...or perhaps the whites will just hide behing anyone looking remotely black savage. Still, a nice brolly will see me and my flock of 3 cats okay for the impending apocalypse. I expect him to launch against California firstly anyhoos..he will probably bring back slavery after that..have his own tv channel called AgentOrange, replace God, etc


I did actually google that couple years back...i vaguely remember this story from last year - those sleekit bastard Russian's, perhaps it was their plan all along.

BBC granted exclusive access to nuclear bunker
29 November 2016 Last updated at 00:06 GMT http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38136169

oh wait here is the uk.gov site - cant seem to find that one for now but it was funny as fuk in a kiss your ass goodbye, we dont give a flying fuk, kinda way.

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