servantdaniel -> RE: Scotland to vote on annexing England (3/15/2017 8:37:45 AM)
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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire First Minister Nicola Sturgeon announces independence referendum will be between Autumn 2018 and Spring 2019 Ms Sturgeon says she will seek Scottish Parliament approval for a second independence referendum next week The franchise and question in the second independence referendum is for the Scottish Parliament to decide says the first minister For those not familiar with politics, especially trump voters, the catalyst for the second Scottish Independence referendum is BREXIT – which is where englandshire muppets voted the UK out of the EU Was Bonny Prince Charlie a Poof? Woof, woof! Was bonny Prince Charlie a Poof, He went all in a huff, did Bonny Prince Charlie the poof, Born in the Pansy Italia, where poofs they did abound, He was in deed the pretender, a flaming gender bender, Off down to Derby he wondered, Seeking out gay boys no doubt, When someone said boo he turned and he flew, Off back to youn bonny Scotland, In a place on a rain sodden moor north of the town Inverness, Lowland Scots and Englishmen came looking for some cock, Bonny Prince Charlie and his band of queers, Hoisted up their kilts thinking to frighten away, The redcoats came on advancing and stood a while in line, They garped at his little willy much like a babbies it was, They cut down and hacked off the wee jock cocks, Then Bonney took flight in the heather and made of to the Lessie Flora She rowed him out like a good butch lass, Off to the isle in the Skye, A ship full of french powder puffs lay at anchor awaiting bonnies return, He will soon be in the cess pits of Paris his down by the Tulleries, The Sun King had lost a fortune funding the the bonnies dream.
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