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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:01:19 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		And 14 to write that the lightbulb should be cooled BEFORE inserting.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:05:57 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		You benji
now get off of the chandalear and back into your cage

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:06:53 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		29 to state that a non-cooled lightbulb inserted into body cavities crosses the line between sadism/fun and abuse, and 37 to state that inserting something like a lightbulb into any cavity is crossing the line

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:09:41 PM   
Alumbrado


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Status: offline 		I haven't seen my favorite (apologies if I've missed it)....


Someone to claim that it isn't really a 'light' bulb at all, it is a 'darkness absorber', and it needs to be changed because it has absorbed so much darkness that it won't work anymore. 

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:11:43 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		LOL there was a thread about stuff breaking in body cavaties and the embaresseing helariouse ER visits to follow

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:13:09 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		One to jokingly suggest removing said lightbulb with a hammer, 10 to flame him for it.

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PS:  A blonde electrician

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:15:10 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		I know that Edison was into electrical play...

...but I digress.

E.

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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:18:15 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Yeah, and apparently, that kite of his, was NOT tied off on the ground - This is pre-TENS....

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:30:40 PM   
bignipples2share


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Status: offline 		I gasp in horror, should the newly installed replacement light not work when you turn the switch on...oh, the new threads and posts <holding head>

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 3:44:29 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		LOL lets not even go there bignipples

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 4:44:50 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Oh geez, now a whole new thread and discussion on what it takes to turn on a switch.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 4:45:10 PM   
bignipples2share


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Status: offline 		But can you imagine? The new threads on, did you or didn't you shake the lightbulb before screwing it in. Another on, did you look to see that even though the bulb didn't rattle, did you look to see that the filament was fully connected. Another thread on, Filament bulbs, vs halogen vs natural sunlight bulbs...oooooo the list goes on.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 5:13:05 PM   
cynthiamarie


Posts: 205
Joined: 3/11/2005
From: Bluefield, WV, USA
Status: offline 		And then the posts where:

Someone types "giggles."

Or...
asks out of the blue in the lightbulb thread...if it's really penis bondage if you wrap with an ace bandage or toilet paper instead of ropes...

Or...
Insists that there's only one way to change a lightbulb...THEIR way.

Or...
Does screwing in a lightbulb prove that a Domme is really a sub/slave at heart, since she is obviously service oriented...


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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 6:19:46 PM   
mstrj69


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Status: offline 		There will be the post asking was the light bulb really burned out or not and if not, why bother changing it.  Another claiming the wiring to the switch or the switch itself went bad vs the bulb. 

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 6:23:43 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Then the token:

hello i loved your post.
can i be ur slave?
write me on yahoo gudslave

Yours,


benji

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 6:50:24 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		There will be at least 100 to complain that the lightbulb sent them rude emails that had tons of grammatical errors.
Followed by atleast 2000 responses of block, delete.

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 6:53:25 PM   
gooddogbenji


Posts: 5094
Joined: 11/15/2005
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Status: offline 		And one pointing out that you should not air out your dirty laundry....

Yours,


benji

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/26/2006 9:02:54 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		And then the poster who doesn't read the thread, only the first and last posts and fast replies a 'what does laundry have to do with a lightbulb thread? Read the posts n00b'

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RE: forum members and a lightbulb - 7/27/2006 12:15:54 AM   
VandalHeart


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Status: offline 		Another addition: the obligatory fight that you'll have to constantly lurk to see because it will only survive three minutes before it gets moderated

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