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WickedsDesire -> RE: Trump told Russians, Comey is a "nut job" (5/19/2017 10:11:32 PM)
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Oh I fell asleep.
Well that rather nice president daft as a brush shit did ask that big old meanie 3 times if he was being investigated. And because he is a fuking nutter he can read minds (all nutters can), and came the conclusion collusion he was not, and was on his twat account, claws a blur, with his favoured pussy snatching claw- naturally, and the telly, telling hysterically screaming to all of drugged up Americashire Zombies nothing to see here.
Then he got down on his ugly orange knees, or cloven hoofs, or something, and pleaded and pleaded, with a bit of a cry, to big old meanie, Comey, to pledge allegiance to a complete lying fuk and shambles of a corrupt and recused administration of insane clowns, from the travelling circus, and to drop the Russian investigation into his Ruskie administration of bestest ever friends enablers..and then he cried some more, cos hes a fuking baby, then had a fuking mental tantrum
As he was a bit cross by now as comey would not bend the knee, He got – oh wait on their own accord two of his corrupt cronies, one of them recused into the Russian investigation, to write a rather nice later saying Comey you are a very bad dude and gave him his jotters(fired).
And then he went on his twat account and telly,favoured pussy grabbing claw (take as read from now on) a blur with incandescent madness and orange rage - probably had his drool bib on too; made from industrial grade asbestos, in China.
And then he had his top notch team of lying fuk enablers from the real fake news; KellyAnn strumpet, Cinnamon hide in the bushes Spicer, etc tell us all he was recommended to sack big olde meanie pants - see two letters (probably written by trump now I think that one through) he proudly waved about and showed the drugged up Americashire Zombies they told me to do it. (wait are we sure the mad fuk doesn’t hear voices?) and I was only doing what they told me to do.
So everyone had their lies, so many lies, and porkies, and naughty fibs, and whoppers, and veritable beauties, straight. And they presented this outrageous fiction to the a lovely drugged up Americashire Zombies look are you sure hes not putting something in the tap water?
Then the big man, attention starved orange whore, tantrum throwing, cry baby, and general all round lying bankrupt fuk and complete incompetent cunt womble, went on the telly and said I already made up my Mind to sack Hillary Comey, and it was my decision, him be the big man, the big orange rancid beef, to sack big old meanie pants Comey. And that he was in complete control of all the aforementioned lies. I think his pants were actually on fire by then
And then the brain dead drugged up Americashire Zombies lived happily ever after: and were pissed and shat on with a terrible heaving monstrous orange turdage , and then he wiped his bottom parts with the constitution
And then he burnt Americashire to the ground
wrecking America great
Fin.
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