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FangsNfeet -> Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 8:19:56 PM)

Ummmm,  no one is allowed to bring a lighter on board but you can have all the matches you can carry.

According to a report I heard on the radio, over 30 million lighters are conviscated annually in the USA. The report also went on about how the air port system recycles the lighter fluid and sells it for extra profit.

I think it's interesting how the air line industry has been able to capitolize on the security guidlines using them for profit.




fullofgrace -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 8:40:26 PM)

airport security officers aren't usually affiliated with particular airlines, so whatever the airline industry is doing with your lighter fluid has very little to do with them :)

now, we COULD talk about the fact that most people forget their brains as soon as they walk into an airport...thus making the job of security officers very difficult...  




maybemaybenot -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 8:50:34 PM)

I love to travel, so I don't bitch much about air travel security. Something I just put up with.  But it is amusing, if you don't take it too seriously.
I always travel in flat flip flops, not shoes. My feet swell badly with the altitude changes.Nearly every time I go thru the detector, I have to take my flip flops off, put them on the basket and walk thru, then they check the bottom of my feet.
When you think about it, it's pretty funny. I wonder what they think I am trying to sneak on in my flip flops... or what I have crazy glued to the sole of my foot.

                                mbmbn




Misstoyou -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 9:09:12 PM)

Another hint (I'm embarassed to say, something should have thought about ): Do NOT try to walk through a metal detector wearing a metal-stay corset... though I did receive a lot of compliments on it from a number of female security officers who came to observe my *very* thorough "private" pat-down. lol




NastyDaddy -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 9:44:19 PM)

Common sense also applies to those picking up incoming passengers... don't greet your passenger named Jack by yelling across the terminal ''Hi Jack''... it will turn into a long night for both of you, with no Jack (Daniels).






popeye1250 -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 9:52:00 PM)

I always travel armed when I fly.
I wear Justin Texas Cowboy Boots and I carry three sharpened pencils in case the plane is hijacked and I have to do the "G. Gordon Liddy Trick."
I was so pissed off after 9/11 I called a travel agency in Boston and told them to make me reservations  to Ireland.
"Screw those bastards, I'm flying!"
I always have to take off the boots as they have steel shanks in them.




Archer -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 10:52:53 PM)

The thought behind the matches is you can smell when a match is lit, you can't smell all the lighters.

But you're right security although a little better than before really is not much more than a thin veneer. The gaps in it are big and the application in these days of political correctness (you can't profile) is dumber than dirt.

Archer




popeye1250 -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/26/2006 11:07:40 PM)

Archer, you got that right!
Why are they searching Swedish Grandmothers?
The people who did that were from Arab Countries in the Middle East. PROFILE THEM!!!
If you're looking for I.R.A. guys you'll most assuredly be looking for White guys named "Kevin," "Sean", or Liam!"
I swear to God, "Political Correctness" should be *OUTLAWED*!!!




LadyEllen -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 3:49:09 AM)

Hi

I travel a lot - and I've never had a problem with my lighter I have to say. Mind you, I travel in Europe, so maybe a bit different. My main concern is how to not get caught with cigarettes when I return to the UK (they're half price on the continent compared to UK - mind you, most things are and its not for nothing that Ford and GM call GB "Treasure Island"!

Airport security is something we all have to take seriously - though its obviously not taken that seriously by the authorities. When I travel, I take my folder with me (a nice one the police gave me, which impresses people in the queue for check in I can tell you!) and inside is a steel ruler about 15cm/ 6 inches long. Usually I think in advance and put it, along with my penknife (and Kalashnikov) in my check in bags. The last time though, I mistakenly left it in - it wasnt picked up on, let alone removed, so there I was on the plane with something I could easily have turned into a knife. It really made me wonder - if I spent a few minutes scoring the end into a point so it could easily be broken off, and sharpened its sides, and took some electrical tape in my pocket - hey presto, mid flight there's a nutter with a knife in the cabin. If it happened to me, then it could have happened to plenty of other people, some of whom are even more unbalanced than me!

regards
E




akisha -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 8:46:24 AM)

I discouvered when coming back from the Dominican they lady checking my bag did not appreciate when i told her that the Rainbow boa was a native snake in the Dominican and boy are they cute. [:D]

True story from my Boss.

He had to travel down to Huston to our head office alot. One day while standing in the security line there were about 12 business men and one lady. the lady got to the front and they checked her bag. She had a plug in umm personal product. They made her step out of line and plug it in to prove it worked. My boss said the men all got a good chuckle.

So don't pack plug in toys in your carry on luggage hehe




peterK50 -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 8:55:44 AM)

I have a 3" pen knife, a gift from my great uncle 35 + years ago. I forgot I was carrying if & the TSA allowed me to mail in the 1/2 mile back to my house for $7. In my carry- on shaving kit I had a pair of scissors with 6" blades, Nooooooooooo problemo...go figure.

The edge of a credit card an also be sharpened to a fine edge Popeye1250 Sir.




windchymes -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 1:05:31 PM)

They were convinced I was going to eviscerate the captain with a pair of eyebrow tweezers, & confiscated them quicker than I could blink my eyes. 




MistressTexas -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 2:43:31 PM)

NOOOOOO not an uneven brow plucking!!!! you madwoman! thank god you were stopped. *sigh* I loathe stupid people.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 2:54:32 PM)

I actually one time flew from Zurich to Amsterdam, Amsterdam Toronto, Toronto Seattle, and Seattle Victoria.  I had forgotten that I had one of those very flat tool kits that go in your wallet, with a rather large, serrated knife(I was planning to use it to kill the travel agent who had booked me this flight).

So I got on the plane in Zurich, had to go through security in Amsterdam, flew 8 hours on a 747 to Toronto, went through security there, then 5 to Seattle, and finally, before boarding the tiny, 16 seater to Victoria, security found this knife I had, IN MY WALLET, and confiscated it.  What am I gonna do, hijack the plane to go to Portland, instead? 

Yours,


benji




servantforuse -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 3:08:04 PM)

i was on a flight from Vegas back to Milwaukee in May. i had 6 books of matches from various casinos. i was only allowed to take 3 books on board. TSA took the other 3. i guess it takes 4 to start a fire on board???




gooddogbenji -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 3:14:19 PM)

No, it takes only takes one match, but they are assuming if you're bringing 6 books that you thought it would take that many.  Therefore, when you only have half the amount, they think you will think that you do not have enough any more, confess being a terrorist, and rat out your accomplices.

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 3:22:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Archer

The thought behind the matches is you can smell when a match is lit, you can't smell all the lighters.



That may well be true, but what good does that do to anyone?  I mean, if I light a book of matches and throw it under my seat, it will take people a few minutes to find out where the smell is coming from.  Or, at least until someone's shoes are burning.

There's also the trick with flicking matches - I can take an unlit match, and flick it about 10 feet, and when it lands, it's burning (Not complicated, but it can be a cool effect)  So suddenly, we have burning matches appearing all over the airplane.

I highly doubt someone will try hijacking a plane without having put some thought into it, and if that thought entails lighting the airplane on fire, the possiboility is still easily within grasp, without even hiding the "weapon."

Not saying there's no thought behind the banning of lighters, but is that thought to be rational really so much to ask?

Yours,


benji




popeye1250 -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/27/2006 3:28:05 PM)

Lady, whenever I go to Ireland I always take 10 cartons of ciggarettes and 10 pairs of Levis jeans with me. They never check you there.
Why would England care if you're bringing in ciggys from the continent?




LadyEllen -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/28/2006 4:07:43 PM)

Hi Popeye

Cigarettes and all kinds of alcohol are permissible to bring into the UK from other EU countries - officially the EU is now borderless so officially there is no limit on what one could bring in. The UK customs authority however insists that what is brought in must be for personal use only - problem is though, how does one prove that one is going to smoke all that and drink all that personally only? And its not good enough for them to have to prove otherwise - reasonable suspicion that you're not is sufficient.

The UK Govt gets mighty annoyed at people bringing in more than this "personal use" quantity, and confiscates it. The reason is that ciggies cost about GBP 5-00 per 20 pack here, and about GBP 2-00 in most other EU countries I can think of. The difference is in the taxes the Govt places on tobacco products - so for every packet one brings into the UK the Govt effectively loses GBP 3-00+ in revenue. Its the same on alcoholic drinks (a third to a half cheaper on the continent) and as a freight director I can tell you its the same on diesel (a third to a half cheaper on the continent); truckers are stopped and prosecuted for carrying dangerous goods without a permit, should they bring in more diesel than the permitted limit.  

UK residents frequently cross to France, where the enterprising have set up supermarkets specifically to cater for Brits coming to buy there in order to save money. You should see the cars driving back up from Dover port at 45 degrees because they are so heavily overloaded with cheap booze and fags! However - these are the lucky escapees - many are stopped at the port, the stuff confiscated and the car too. There is no easy recourse in law as this seizure is effected by Her Majesty, not the police or some ordinary civil authority.

Now, none of us would argue that the black marketeers who drive truckloads in and sell them on are a problem - they make a dent of many millions of pounds a year in Govt revenues which the rest of us have to make up. Trouble is, they dont seem to ever chase those guys, or at least ever catch them. Instead they pick on ordinary citizens - easy targets I guess, for seizures and confiscations, followed by prosecution and a hefty fine on top.

Thats why one has to be careful about bringing ciggies into Treasure Island (sorry Great Britain) from continental Europe. Meanwhile in Northern Ireland (part of the UK), many petrol/diesel stations and many smaller retailers of booze and fags (off licences as we call them) have been put out of business - the Republic of Ireland border is so close and porous that cheaper supplies of all types pour across the border all the while, and why pay over the odds when you dont have to?

That bit of water between us and the continent has saved us many a time from attack and invasion - but it also means we pay much too much for so many things I'm afraid, because we dont have the option of going over the border so readily for a better deal. It should be noted that if the prices here were similar to those on the continent, the UK Govt would not have the problem and cost of policing what people bring back with them, and would likely raise as much revenue as they do now with all the smuggling, as there would be no incentive to try to get a cheaper deal in France and elsewhere and no incentive for the black marketeers. Since in Northern Ireland at least, the cigarette, fuel and booze is run in by the paramilitaries, such a change in taxes would also remove a source of income from those organisations.

Daft taxation in the UK? You bet! 20% income tax (average), 9% national insurance - both deducted from salary at source. 17.5% VAT (sales tax). 45% tax on business profits..... tax on tax on tax - for what I'd like to know!
Example - if my company makes 100k this year, the Govt will take 45k, leaving me with 55k. I then draw that as personal income and pay another 20% (at least) income tax on it, leaving me with 44k. Then I decide to buy some things with whats left - the Govt gets 17.5% of it. From my 100k, the Govt gets nearly 63k. And if I'd bought booze or ciggies with it they'd have got a lot more.

What do they do with all this money? A national health service that expects people to wait (and preferably die whilst waiting) for treatment, lots of tanks, planes and ships we dont need any more but like to have so we can pretend at being an Empire still, social benefits for the workshy and for young women who get pregnant deliberately to get social housing (all paid for by tax), pensioners who have paid taxes all their lives forced to live on a pittance, overcrowded roads and the worst public transport possibly in the world etc.

Some might suggest we change the Govt - only problem there is that not one of our parties that stands a chance of being elected to Govt has ever shown any intention of reducing tax by tackling the stuff we dont need or any ability to use the heavy tax burden to do anything about the problems we have. That said, and despite the way he sucks up to Bush, Blair and New Labour have probably done more than any to date on these matters - but its still not resolved!

E




pahunkboy -> RE: Air Port Security and common sense. (7/28/2006 4:11:56 PM)

i could watch male footwear all day long.

as for the VAT. y'alll can keep it




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