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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/27/2006 10:46:16 PM

VandalHeart

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Thou shalt remember the lube, and keep it nearby, even if you don't use it.

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/27/2006 10:47:38 PM

LaMalinche

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If you are allerigic to latex, thou shall remember to let your Dom know BEFORE he attempts to fist you.

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/27/2006 11:21:28 PM

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OK, being serious for a moment, lemme try this...complete conversion of the original ten:

1. Thou shalt have no other lifestyle before BDSM. Above all else, to thine own self be true.
2. Thou shalt worship no image, object, or person in falsehood. To thine own heart be true.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of thine toys, for thou only receiveth one earthly vessel. To thine health and safety be true.
4. Remember that play time is play time, and other times are not. To thine responsibilities be true.
5. Honor thine Master/Mistress, for He/She/They guide your path. Honor thine slave, for he/she/it deserves your guidance, and shall be denied it only if they forsake it. To the balance be true.
6. Thou shalt not breech consent, and keep thine safeword sacred. To thine partner be true.
7. Thou shalt not commit jealousy, and thou shalt honor all vows of fidelity thou chosest to enter into. Speak no vow in coersion or guilt, but give thy vow freely if thou trust. To thine own word be true.
8. Thou shalt tend to the needs of thine partner, no matter thine orientation. To accept service or guidance and give neither in return is theft, and there is no honor among such theives. To thine honor be true.
9. Thou shalt be honest and forthcoming with thine partner. Ignorance of thine partner's needs is the fault of thou and thine partner, and both are shamed. To thine self-respect be true.
10. Thou shalt not covet what thou cannot have. Your Brother's slave is His own. Your Sister's slave is Her own. Your brother's and sister's Master/Mistress is/are their own. If a Master/Mistress gives love to many, that many shall have harmony, and each individual bond is sacred, else the balance be corrupted and lost. If a Master/Mistress gives love to one, either alone or among many, there shall be no theft of attention by any, for that bond is sacred, else the balance be corrupted and lost. To thine community be true.

< Message edited by VandalHeart -- 7/27/2006 11:22:31 PM >

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/28/2006 4:50:35 AM

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Thou shalt not force english girls to picnic.

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/28/2006 5:13:33 AM

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Thou shalt not point at my O-fficial Online Overseas Diploma proclaiming me a Real and True Dominate and snicker or giggle.

Thou shall not use my Diploma to clean up Kool Aid.

Thou shall not use my Diploma to line the parakeet cage.

Thou shall not make snide remarks at my using of the word "Dominate" in an incorrect manner.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/28/2006 5:51:15 AM

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Thou shall use spell check before posting

Thou shalt not assume and make rude commentary on others post without full understanding

Thou shalt not challenge twice happy to a motorcycle drag race for a 10,000 pot then pusseyth out

Thou shalt not spell virgin as vergin or vergen

Thou shalt accept thy good dog benji hijacking every thread without complaint

< Message edited by twicehappy -- 7/28/2006 6:14:52 AM >

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/28/2006 8:41:29 AM

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G'morning all:

To the subs, slaves, bottoms, switches; "Thou shall not fart during a tickle torture scene."

To the dom/mes, tops, switches; "Thou shall not forget to keep air freshener and corks handy."

Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...

Bella

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/28/2006 8:45:04 AM

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"thou shall not use the riding crop as a back scratcher"

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/30/2006 12:08:03 AM

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bump

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--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/30/2006 12:36:02 AM

hispossession

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*smiles shyly* I really liked the commandments... just wanted to let you know.

I have a tendency when agreeing to go to church to find alot of references to M/s relationships within the service... makes going moderately bearable...

*giggles* that and the fact that the communion wine is actually not bad!!

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/30/2006 12:44:42 AM

LaMalinche

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Yeah. . . communion wine is not bad and eucharist wafers are pretty good with peanut butter on them.

*Recovering Chaplain's Assistant*

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 7/30/2006 12:54:16 AM

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I was head server, lay reader in training, and thought about the deaconate... *sighs* I burned all of my really good porn and *ahem* mommy toys... *laughs* but now I've seen the light...and Master is the one who says when to turn it out for bedtime!!!

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I do not want to be the leader...
Anais Nin

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 4:06:38 AM

wysiwygitsme

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Thou shall obey Master at all times.

Thou shall not hide Master's car keys.

Thou shall always dress appropriately.

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 7:39:13 AM

Lashra

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Actually Benji, that sounds more logical then whats in the book.

Thou shalt not tie up thine gagged slave, go to answer the door and forget about them.

~Lashra

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 5:52:08 PM

JessieMe

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Thou shalt not turn up the violet wand before Master gets ahold of it to test the voltage and forget to turn it back down.

Thou shalt not hide the paddle underneath the dogs bed.

Thou shalt not use the floggers as cat toys.

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And this is all I know.
That I must choose to live for all that I can give
The spark that makes the Power grow
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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 5:52:20 PM

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Thou shalt not spam all female dominants with pictures of your genitalia

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 6:11:34 PM

beenwhipped

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thou shalt not assume you like all torture devices untill they have been tried on you

did i mention i learned that one the hard way?

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 6:11:54 PM

JessieMe

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Thou shalt not handcuff thy sub to the treadmill and head off for "dom depot"

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This is who I am
And this is all I know.
That I must choose to live for all that I can give
The spark that makes the Power grow
<Immortality by Celine Dion>

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 6:49:53 PM

Gauge

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* Thou shalt not practice knife play and utter the word "Oops"

* Thou shalt not say to thine master, "Pffft... is that ALL you got?"

* Thou shalt not play with a Tens unit and walk away from your sub and go to a movie.

*Thou shalt treat your submissive with respect and dignity... especially when peeing on them.

* Thou shalt not take the name of your Master in vain... even if he is being a fucktard.

* Thou shalt not laugh and point when in a public scene.

* Thou shalt not forget who is in charge... the one in the handcuffs and rope isn't in charge.

* Thou shalt not claim a hard limit to suspension because of a fear of heights.

* Thou shalt get thine ass out of the way when Master is in a pissy mood.

* Thou shalt not Krazy Glue Master's hands together while he is sleeping.

* Thou shalt not post anything about people being phony or fake until you have at least 500 posts to your Collarme account.

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RE: the D/s Commandments - 8/18/2006 8:14:30 PM

Lashra

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Thou shalt not engage in CBT with clothespins and say "Oops it fell off.." to the horror of thine tied up sub.

I did that once, it was funny

~Lashra

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“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.”

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