jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic stupid people doing stupid things and liable to hurt others instead of themselves. Some people are just dumb. Which could be eliminated IF we would stop providing medical care for idiots who do stupid shit without thinking, since it is a fact that one close call will not deter them in the future. This is the reason why I advocate removing warning signs on jogging paths in Cougar hunting ranges. Just put up a sign that indicates that large predators live in the area, and above all, quite killing the cougars for attacking joggers. It has been proven scientifically that cougars (like just about every cat) is wired to chase and kill things that run from them. The same is true for surfers who use short boards in waters known to be the hunting area of great whites. Sharks determine if something is edible by 'mouthing' it, aka taking a big bite. If it does not like what it tastes it goes away to find something else more palatable. So, if a short boarder gets bit, because he happens to look like a large fat seal to a large shark, let the stupid fool bleed to death. If first responders arrive on the scene of an accident and they are told the last words the victim said was "hold my beer" (or the equivalent in whatever part of the world they are in) then they should be legally allowed to deny service, the same with ER personnel. So, if some idiot wants to stand out in hurricane force winds shooting at a hurricane, by all means let them. Hopefully they have not yet had the chance to breed, or course if they have, the odds are in favor of both the mother and the child standing right next to said idiot. And as a way to hopefully prevent people from being this stupid, make the weekly Darwin Awards updates part of the national news, hell make it a nightly bit on the local news. Open it with some local media personality saying, "And in local news, the following idiots earned nominations for the Darwin Awards, the awards that honor those who died in spectacularly stupid ways that using common sense would have prevented." There is a reason that shows today like America's funniest home videos, and true tv's Dumb <insert activity> video shows have the disclaimer "Do not attempt this at home" when those born before 1980 never needed such warnings.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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