RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper?

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abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/30/2006 8:52:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen One should only poke a Bible thumper when nearly done through. Allow 25 minutes per pound, and then poke - if the juices run clear you're OK. Now that was funny...:D quote: The sad thing about religious conflict and these people who try to convert others all the time, is that all true religion in the end is about one thing - that we are all One in God. Thus it comes down to a choice similar to which flavour ice cream would you like? I totally agree with you. And whatever one might term "IT" doesn't really matter...God/Goddess/Higher Power/Spirit/Cabbage/Etc.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/30/2006 8:56:25 PM)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! I wanna worship the grand cabbage! ALL HAIL UKUTUK, THE GREAT CABBAGE! (or grated cabbage, I don't have the fortitude to ask.) Yours, benji

BrutalAntipathy -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/30/2006 9:49:35 PM)
*Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!* *Why choose the lesser of two evils? Join the Cthulhu cult today!*

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/31/2006 1:11:24 AM)
On billy and mandy billy answers a demon phone and gets turned into a *Cthulhu*

Dauric -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/31/2006 9:30:57 AM)
For those of you seeking alternatives to the prodction-line, mass-manufactured religions I offer you the following: Flying Sphagetti Monster: http://www.venganza.org/ The Church of the Subgenious http://www.subgenius.com/ Principia Discordia http://www.principiadiscordia.com/ May Eris bless you with Slack and a touch from "His noodly appendage $0.02 Dauric.

abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Should I Poke the Biblethumper? (7/31/2006 9:37:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! I wanna worship the grand cabbage! ALL HAIL UKUTUK, THE GREAT CABBAGE! (or grated cabbage, I don't have the fortitude to ask.) Great. Definitely great. Grated are the carrots that worship Ukutuk...the Inuit Cabbage. All are welcome.

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