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The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 12:07:46 PM

LotusSong

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(This joke as sent to me.. I do not have a German Shepard)

" I have a German Shepard & I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. And, I mean what else would you do with Purina?[

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. "

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 3:15:42 PM

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oh god, not another diet!

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 4:17:43 PM

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Very funny! Loved it.

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 4:31:08 PM

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Someone was thinking of me when they wrote that... LOL

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 5:01:48 PM

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I once had a woof experience on that kind of regime.

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 5:27:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. "

Who says you never hear anything good when you eavesdrop?

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 6:35:16 PM

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Cute,good one

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 9:21:06 PM

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LMAO that was too good, can totally see that happening

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RE: The Purina Diet - 7/31/2006 11:25:14 PM

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LMAO!!!

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/1/2006 1:31:52 PM

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LMAO!!!!

You gotta love quick-thinking people.

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RE: The Purina Diet - 8/1/2006 7:48:07 PM

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Is it true that Purina owns WhatABurger? There's a purina diet I wouldn't mind being on.

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