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Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 1:26:04 PM

MistressBG

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I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head
Lemme see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good..
Bush spends 87billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 1:38:32 PM

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That was great!

thanks for sharing!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 1:43:36 PM

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lol. Great list. Every time I hear Clinton's name I wonder if Monica can give a good blowjob. Afterall, she does look like she could suck start a Harley.

The Liberal left just wants something to bitch about because they are not getting their own way. It is a character trait I think. I have gotten used to it.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 1:54:05 PM

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BG, those are good points! lol

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 1:56:43 PM

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My favorite quote by a Clinton aide. Don't remember who it was. "Democrats don't run on morality, Repulicans do. So Democrats don't have to be moral but Republicans do."

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 2:13:57 PM

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it's so sad that it's so true! every time I hear Clintons name I just ::::Shudder:::: those were a very sad 8 years for America. I'm just happy we got our country back!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 2:26:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: amastermind

My favorite quote by a Clinton aide. Don't remember who it was. "Democrats don't run on morality, Repulicans do. So Democrats don't have to be moral but Republicans do."

A Democrat was arrested for taking bribes from special interest groups.

He is being charged for impersonating a Republican.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 2:28:05 PM

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that was so retarded I had to laugh!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 2:28:57 PM

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And in both cases if you don't learn from the past you are doomed to repeat it.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 3:19:39 PM

LotusSong

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I'll give you this..

The OP was a Republican's wet dream!!! I'm sure they all thank you!! LOL!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 3:49:01 PM

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The fact that anyone reads this list and does anything other than dismiss it as pathetic is really really sad.

The classic one is the Chinese embassy. The fact that a lone pilot dropped a bomb on the Chinese embassy is the fault of a Democratic President but when we are dealing with a Republican, none of the many things that have gone wrong, and we are talking some serious wrongs, is the president's fault.

Funny thing is, Clinton bombed the embassy on purpose (and rightly so) and most here are clearly too poorly read to understand why. Ironbear, you probably know so you don't count.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 3:52:20 PM

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How can Republican's run on morality? The few that have any morality are called moderates...funny how that works.

I mean really, torture? Withholding vaccines? Cutting veteran's benefits? If morality only refers to hating gays and sex, okay, many Republican's are very moral, but some of us think of morals a bit more broadly.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 4:10:26 PM

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of course Monica was good at head. as was Flowers, Jones, and Stephanopolous!

;-)

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 4:11:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

How can Republican's run on morality? The few that have any morality are called moderates...funny how that works.

I mean really, torture? Withholding vaccines? Cutting veteran's benefits? If morality only refers to hating gays and sex, okay, many Republican's are very moral, but some of us think of morals a bit more broadly.

3 words hun. campaigne finance reform.

we have a quid pro quo system. those sleavly whore-war-corp-mongers.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 4:22:55 PM

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Crappydom, if you think you can define the morality issue so well, maybe the democrats should hire you. (I don't know you so maybe they have.) I am only quoting one of their top spin doctors.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 4:58:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressBG

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Those "christian" Serbs that were bombed were commiting atrocities.....

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...

Wrong.....

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 6:31:26 PM

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BG, you know what the answer is?

Democrats are submissives!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 6:59:57 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressBG

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head
Lemme see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good..
Bush spends 87billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

How did you get so smart? Great post!

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 11:55:41 PM

Termyn8or

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I think the OP is right, as long as you insert the word bad when the word good occurs. Yes, very nice. When you die ask Vince (Foster).

Thing is, the "wrongs" didn't appear until Clinton was out of office. I think that may have been the point, the bitching changes to suit the year.

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RE: Clinton vs Bush - 8/2/2006 11:57:10 PM

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Seems Clinton always gave in to bush. Too bad he just didn't tell em to mind their own business.

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