Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Guido the Italian Lover


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Guido the Italian Lover Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Guido the Italian Lover - 8/2/2006 8:07:09 PM   
MasterRenegade77


Posts: 1852
Joined: 1/1/2004
From: Upstate N.Y. (Broome Co.)
Status: offline

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido
was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he
invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired
to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So,
you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of
passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You
finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this
woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last
of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls
onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into
her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in
his ear, "No, I Norwegian." .


_____________________________

If you're not Living Life on the Edge, you're taking up Far Too Much Room!!!
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Guido the Italian Lover - 8/2/2006 8:15:39 PM   
pmlbear


Posts: 33
Joined: 4/23/2006
Status: offline
Hillariuse!!

(in reply to MasterRenegade77)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Guido the Italian Lover - 8/2/2006 11:14:17 PM   
Pimpernell


Posts: 198
Joined: 12/10/2005
Status: offline
Quite amusing.  Forwarding this to all my Italian friends.

(in reply to pmlbear)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Guido the Italian Lover - 8/9/2006 6:24:30 AM   
pounddog


Posts: 65
Joined: 6/2/2006
Status: offline
That another Good one by MasterRenegade,  hehe

(in reply to MasterRenegade77)
Profile   Post #: 4
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Guido the Italian Lover Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.063