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WetHotGoddess -> From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 4:48:10 PM)

I was talking yesterday with a male sub and he made and interesting comment that I thought I would share. 
 
He said most femsubs he knows are not really subs, but just horny bitches who want someone to tie them down and fuck them with anything from a broomstick to a cock.  He claims that all this talk of virtues and integrity is merely a mask for nymphomaniac whores who want nothing more than to be taken by anything/one available. 
 
Of course I was quick to point out that it is human nature to enjoy that which feels good, and male subs are the same way.
 
Comments, anyone? 
 



afeathr -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:09:37 PM)

I would be curious to know how he sees himself as a malesub.



Misstoyou -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:18:04 PM)

{Sigh} You really think that what he said needs a reply?


** Edited to add that my answer to inane comments is invariably, "That's nice."



KatyLied -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:19:51 PM)

I think he needs to learn the differences between "sub" and "bottom" and "horny".
With a broomstick, of course.



smilezz -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:27:02 PM)

sounds like he really wants to be a female sub.   >smirks<

~smilezz~



catize -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:39:50 PM)

So his opinion from a male submissive perspective is that female submissives should despise sex and not enjoy it or want it?  How interesting..............



twicehappy -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 5:58:14 PM)

Hmmm....well i can think of all sorts of four lettered words that come to mind but i think every female sub/slave here has those same thoughts. So instead send him our profiles, twicehappy, ShiftedJewel and ScooterTrash and we will take him;you see Mistress is going through menopause.........



KnightofMists -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 6:43:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: smilezz

sounds like he really wants to be a female sub.   >smirks<

~smilezz~


yup sounds like he's got pussy envy



MmakeMme -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 6:46:52 PM)

I'll admit it - I ~ am ~ a horny bitch ... but it is an itch that only my Dom can scratch. I have no interest in other men as sex partners, and although I have toys at home they merely take the edge off rather than satisfy.



PlayfulOne -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 7:16:50 PM)

fast reply

and we repeat the ramblings of fools because?


K



windchymes -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 7:19:51 PM)

Broomsticks are for pussies.  When I'm REALLY horny, I want power tools!




KarbonCopy -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 7:39:51 PM)

I agree that there is a huge population of these types of people.

But a few of them are . . . sincere.



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:06:16 PM)

I think he's right for the most part.

But people tend to forget you can be a needy horny whore AND a great submissive.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:11:19 PM)

i'm not horny or a whore, but I am an attention slut. hehe



zumala -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:20:02 PM)

I'm only recently discovering what a naughty sexual creature I really am, but it's all for pup.  [;)]
 
zuma



catize -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:24:37 PM)

quote:

I think he's right for the most part.  


Yeah, but he said it like it's a bad thing!



MrrPete -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:29:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Broomsticks are for pussies.  When I'm REALLY horny, I want power tools!





Would you like to borrow my sawsall with the 12" cock?



LotusSong -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:43:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WetHotGoddess

 
He said most femsubs he knows are not really subs, but just horny bitches who want someone to tie them down and fuck them with anything from a broomstick to a cock.   
 

What does he want? Mother Theresa?

(P.S.  Women really DO like sex..when it's done right)



sublizzie -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 8:44:41 PM)

Um...... I think he has issues he needs to deal with in his own life before he pontificates on female submissives. Since he ain't one and ain't never gonna be one, what difference does it really make to him anyway? It's not like I'm stealing his dominants!



LadyHugs -> RE: From dicks to broomhandles (8/4/2006 9:01:14 PM)

Dear WetHotGoddess, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
Oh my, I do declare I have some wild thoughts that crossed in my mind's eye.
 
I have to wonder if the lad was the one providing the "phallus" as he seems to have envy of the broomstick.
 
There are some virtues of having a broomstick up a lass's err umm, as she can squeeze the handle with her...womanhood and while giving her womanhood a muscle work out, can sweep the floor, leaving her hands free for other cleaning chores. 
 
Unfortuntely for the lads, tying a broomstick to their manhood--well, it isn't very good at giving a good stiff sweep.  Putting it in a different area to 'grip' leaves a sticky mess and still doesn't get a good sweeping stroke.  Perhaps the lad is sad that, he can only handle a wisk broom.
 
Respectfully submitted with a lot of humor,
Lady Hugs



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