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Not a masochist... - 8/9/2006 9:59:34 PM

Misstoyou

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A guy was freaking out at his dentist's office, facing some really really nasty dental work.

His dentist said, "Don't worry, I'll give you plenty of novicane. You won't feel a thing."

"No, no! No novicane! I can't stand needles. I'm not going to have a needle near my mouth. You've got to come up with something else."

His dentist said, "No problem. I'll give you gas. You'll just float away, and won't feel a thing. "

"No, no! Not gas! The last time I was given gas, I had a headache for an entire week. You've got to come up with something else."

"Well," said the dentist. "There's always Viagra ..."

"What?! Viagra will work for this, too? It's a painkiller?"

"Nah," said the dentist. "but without novicane or gas, you're going to need something to hold on to."

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RE: Not a masochist... - 8/9/2006 10:05:39 PM

nefertari

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LMAO!!! My mom works in a dental office and she says if she were ever single and dating again, she'd bring her guy in and plant him in the chair and see if he was a weeny or not. Rule 'em out quick!

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RE: Not a masochist... - 8/10/2006 4:11:29 PM

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lol....i agree though- there isn't any way to keep me pinned down to put a needle in my gums- kiss my ass! I may like pain, but that's just cruelty- knock me over the head first if you have to...lol

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RE: Not a masochist... - 8/11/2006 2:17:17 PM

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been there done that goyt the theeshirt

thanks fo the laugh

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