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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:27:41 PM

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Omg 250 dollar - i am cheap !!

Nah. It's me that's cheap. You're generous.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:29:54 PM

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Wow took a minute for the penny on that one to drop but now it has im giggling.
Make that im really generous and uve got a deal lol.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:31:19 PM

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Do you:

Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?

Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?

Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?

Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?

If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?

Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?

If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them?

1) It depends on which is most comfortable at the time.
2) I don't scratch them, but will adjust them. Which ever hand is free at that moment.
3) I have never smelled sweaty balls.
4) Its best if you slip in between a group of friends and share it with them all. Only hike your leg and let it rip, if you know its not going to be silent, so you can slip away after the deed is done.
5) See 4
6) No, but I know some that have.
7) They said it did burn hair, but I wasn't about to get down and inspect the area for proof.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:35:05 PM

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This room is starting to smell....."walks out holding her nose"

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:36:38 PM

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Wow took a minute for the penny on that one to drop but now it has im giggling.
Make that im really generous and uve got a deal lol.

You're very generous to let me get away with only calling you very generous and not paying! Thank you!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:39:19 PM

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I fart and I belch and I am a female. I get serious gas from certain foods. And man is it bad.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:39:42 PM

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Hangie on benji boo - im female - with females u always pay.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:44:15 PM

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Does it have to be money? Can it be body worship? I swear, that would be a punishment for me. Please can I pay in body worship? I mean, no, not body worship! Please?

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:49:45 PM

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U can have body worship on one condition - u own up that it wud not be a punishment lol.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:54:25 PM

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Okay. It's not. YAY!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 7:57:06 PM

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Benji boo u r a bad influence 'we' hijacked this thread and its all ur fault.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:03:37 PM

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Benji boo u r a bad influence 'we' hijacked this thread and its all ur fault.

like that's a first for benji

edited..... spelling as usual... sorry :o(

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:05:11 PM

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Good point lol

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:09:19 PM

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lol at missturbation.... aye, he's a bad, BAD doggy is our benji

<<< throws ball for benji

edited coz of spelling.... AGAIN

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:32:13 PM

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1. usually left
2. Sometimes, and usually right hand
3. Yes actually, well somewhat sweaty balls, but not really bad needed-a-shower-three-days-ago sweaty.
4. Sometimes.
5. Sometimes
6. Used to alot back in HS
7. a few times

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:47:07 PM

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1. slightly to the right
2. no, just don't think about the itch
3. hate the smell and the feel of sweaty balls, pisses me off
4. no.
5. pray that it is all air
6. not yet

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 8:48:52 PM

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Do you:

Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?
This depends on the Astrological Tables and Tatvic Tides!
Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)? Right always, left hand if for scratching my arse!
Do you like the smell of sweaty balls? The smell is acceptable if they are sweaty from a lengthy session of sexual activites, otherwise no!
Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip? This is dependant on where I am and who I'm with. If there are unpleasant people in a lift I'll usually make some comment to the effect that I find them obnoxious and cock the left leg and "let er ripppp", otherwise I drop a silent and deadly one (you know the kind which peel pain off walls)!
If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart? Never. I don't enjoy the feeling of gravel in my pants or the feeling of something gooy sliding down my leg!
Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower? Hell YES!!!!!
If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them? Never toasted balls but singed a few pubic hairs in my time....Looks like a Military Flame thrower of the SFX in Holiwood doing a Dragon sequence... God the feeling of satisfaction and pride in the result is something to be experienced to be understood!

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 9:23:28 PM

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God the feeling of satisfaction and pride in the result is something to be experienced to be understood!

Don't bother reacting to this girls....it's a guy thing

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 9:49:22 PM

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Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?

This is an odd question. I have never suffered from a hard on... in fact, I find them most enjoyable. I have suffered at the hands of pricks though. I am left handed so I guess I dress right or else I would suspect someone would have told me by now.

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Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?

Of course I scratch my balls in public. You wouldn't expect that I would scratch someone else's now would you? As far as the hand that I use... my own of course.

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Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?

I can't say that I have ever attempted to scratch my John Thomas and then put my fingers to my nose for any reason. Now, if, in a fit of silliness, I would do it to someone else, that would be a fucking hoot!

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Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?

You mean there are other ways to do this? I have been told by witnesses that I have actually levitated for short periods of time during the expulsion of intestinal gas.

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If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?

Even though I find the question to be a bit on the personal side, I think everyone has experienced the 'fart.... oh shit' routine. It is especially embarrassing to do so when you cock your leg and let 'er rippppp!

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Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?

Is the Pope Catholic? This is a right of passage between being a young, wet behind the ears, lad and an adult. The disturbing thing is that I found that others were compelled to look while I did this. It has to be a guy thing.

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If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them?

Frying my nub-nubs is something I try to avoid. My ex has fried them enough. But the short, strong whiff of burning hair is unmistakable and a sure sign that you have injured your decor.

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RE: A Boys question......... - 8/10/2006 10:16:36 PM

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Actually, I'm above all that...and I feel somewhat fractured that you would suggest such a thing.

I offer after hours counseling it that helps? Not professional....dont listen to my advise type at least.

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