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IronBear -> A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:16:34 PM)

Do you:
  1. Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?
  2. Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?
  3. Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?
  4. Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?
  5. If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?
  6. Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?
  7. If you answered yes to 6 (above) have you singed the hairs on your balls of toasted them?



enigmabrat -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:26:26 PM)

OMG IronBear Sir... I now see you in an entirely new lite!!!



sleazybutterfly -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:37:12 PM)

With all due respect, Sir.. I must say..that list is pretty yucky...*wrinkles nose*



FelinePersuasion -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:40:46 PM)

hehe I think most girls are grossed out far to easily. I didn't think any of the list was gross or yucky. Of course I am not a typical or average girl.

I'm not at all prim and proper or lady like either to the charing of my mother.



nefertari -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:42:26 PM)

My ex-husband used to do #4 at the dinner table!!!  Ewwwww!!!  Only one of the many reasons he's an ex.....




missturbation -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:44:28 PM)

You forget a question id like answering lol.
Why do men sit with thier hands down thier pants?



gooddogbenji -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:46:10 PM)

Because you'd look at us funny if we had our hands down yours.

Yours,


benji



missturbation -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:51:12 PM)

That looking at u funny is called a 'come face' hunnie lol.



shivvy -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:54:13 PM)

*jaw drops* in horror
 
lol (respectfully) at IronBear... i know blokes do these things, but to talk about it to?... that's funny!

Respectfully,

shiv
-x-

edited coz i canny spell for toffee. sorry 




cuddleheart50 -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:55:06 PM)

I guess this is the men's version of a mushy topic...lol



gooddogbenji -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:59:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

That looking at u funny is called a 'come face' hunnie lol.



quote:

 

*jaw drops* in horror
 
lol (respectfully) at IronBear... i know blokes do these things, but to talk about it to?... that's funny!

Respectfully,

shiv
-x-

edited coz i canny spell for toffee. sorry 



If anyone ever asks why we love brits on these boards, refer to the two posts above.

Yours,


benji



shivvy -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 6:59:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Because you'd look at us funny if we had our hands down yours.

Yours,


benji


we look at you funny all the time benji hun...
 
sorry, j/k >[:)]<
 
(it's called with luv [;)])



LTRsubNW -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:03:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IronBear

Do you:
  1. Do you dress left, right or center (in case you suffer a hard on)?

Indeed.
  1. Scratch you balls in public (If so which hand do you use)?

Not at all.  (But I may do a fake).
  1. Do you like the smell of sweaty balls?

Can I get back to you on this?  I actually don't even know what sweaty balls smell like(and I'd rather not know).
  1. Do you cock you leg when you fart and let it rip?

Bud...when I fart, three counties know...and, I post it on the local weather station.
  1. If you said no to 4 (above), do you hild it in or try to ease it out with the chance that it will be either a solid or liquid fart?

Well, I've never been a fan of hilding (and frankly, I don't even know what that means).
  1. Have you ever lit a fart so your arse becomes a flame thrower?

No...but I did know a guy who drove a Buick into a swimming pool solely because he thought his CD player was water proof.




missturbation -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:05:11 PM)

Admit it you lust me benji boo lol



gooddogbenji -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:09:22 PM)

Fuck yeah!  Wanna be my owner?  LOL

Yours,


benji



missturbation -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:14:23 PM)

Now that would be funny - i havent got a dommely bone in my body lol



gooddogbenji -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:16:05 PM)

How hard can it be?  A spanking here, a few orders there, call me your bitch and get $250 for it.

Yours,


benji



SavageFaerie -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:18:14 PM)

ALL I can say.........if I am soooooooo glad I have a poise pad on here.

I have seen or smelt all these nasty things men do.

*snort sniggle gawf*



missturbation -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:22:23 PM)

Omg 250 dollar - i am cheap !!



LTRsubNW -> RE: A Boys question......... (8/10/2006 7:23:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

ALL I can say.........if I am soooooooo glad I have a poise pad on here.

I have seen or smelt all these nasty things men do.

*snort sniggle gawf*


Actually, I'm above all that...and I feel somewhat fractured that you would suggest such a thing.



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